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As many fingers as there are stars in the sky!
Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Dude got his ass kicked out of his god damn braces
This guy is going to get killed by the ocean when he finally works up the courage to try to fuck it. Foreshadowing.
October 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
This guy is going to get killed by the ocean when he finally works up the courage to try to fuck it. Foreshadowing.
Damn fucking right it is.
October 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Damn fucking right it is.
Every Brecher War Nerd opening monologue
October 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Every Brecher War Nerd opening monologue
Time traveler from 2016 Twitter made it to 1974
October 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Time traveler from 2016 Twitter made it to 1974
May there never be another deadly fettuccine outbreak
September 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
May there never be another deadly fettuccine outbreak
The Non-Horny Wonderer has entered the chat.
September 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The Non-Horny Wonderer has entered the chat.
They knew that the only way to win was by beating the grass with sticks.
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
They knew that the only way to win was by beating the grass with sticks.
CD named a disease after you.
September 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
CD named a disease after you.
I love boxing mindset
September 7, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I love boxing mindset
Hell yes she is and we love her.
August 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Hell yes she is and we love her.
Time to go now, we have to bake a cake.
August 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Time to go now, we have to bake a cake.
The good news is that a whole bunch of completely out of touch j school freaks and opinion writers who believe that diet coke is a human right are about to be out of jobs
August 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
The good news is that a whole bunch of completely out of touch j school freaks and opinion writers who believe that diet coke is a human right are about to be out of jobs
Cool new ride @debianxfce.bsky.social
August 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Cool new ride @debianxfce.bsky.social
Baby shoe: Free! Much better deal than alternative! Not haunted!
August 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Baby shoe: Free! Much better deal than alternative! Not haunted!
Nominative-determinism-ass motherfucker
August 21, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Nominative-determinism-ass motherfucker
This is a bit of a thinker, as yes WD40 will absolutely fucking kill mice but it also "quiets" "squeaks." Well done, weird online ad.
August 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
This is a bit of a thinker, as yes WD40 will absolutely fucking kill mice but it also "quiets" "squeaks." Well done, weird online ad.
All of my followers are one or the other. If you have to ask, no you don't.
August 15, 2025 at 10:47 PM
All of my followers are one or the other. If you have to ask, no you don't.
Don Draper absolutely blitzed on cutty sark that he drank out of a coffee cup before the big pitch to Athene: Roger I have it.
It:
It:
August 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Don Draper absolutely blitzed on cutty sark that he drank out of a coffee cup before the big pitch to Athene: Roger I have it.
It:
It:
Imagine coast guard finding his ass alive down there in a chummy cloud of his customers and saying "alright buster you're going to jail." It would have been funnier, I'll admit it.
August 6, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Imagine coast guard finding his ass alive down there in a chummy cloud of his customers and saying "alright buster you're going to jail." It would have been funnier, I'll admit it.
