dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫 NO CLANKER SLOP 🚫
AI IS THEFT
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Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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@daverson.bsky.social
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fair warning: anyone expecting me to follow them back better have more than just politics and blue maga bullshit in they feed because otherwise i ain't interested
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people who complain about restricting replies are bluesky's answers to people who try to get women to take off their headphones in public
February 13, 2026 at 6:10 PM
people who complain about restricting replies are bluesky's answers to people who try to get women to take off their headphones in public
me on price is right:
"OMG I WON A CAR I'LL HAVE TO SELL TO PAY THE TAXES ON THE CAR I JUST WON!!"
"OMG I WON A CAR I'LL HAVE TO SELL TO PAY THE TAXES ON THE CAR I JUST WON!!"
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 PM
me on price is right:
"OMG I WON A CAR I'LL HAVE TO SELL TO PAY THE TAXES ON THE CAR I JUST WON!!"
"OMG I WON A CAR I'LL HAVE TO SELL TO PAY THE TAXES ON THE CAR I JUST WON!!"
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Anyone wearing these is automatically punchable
Disaster capitalism.
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns…”
“We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns…”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Anyone wearing these is automatically punchable
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Playing with inky pens and Affinity. Not super happy with this one but it's fun enough. I might re-ink it.
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Playing with inky pens and Affinity. Not super happy with this one but it's fun enough. I might re-ink it.
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people on this website really think they’re celebrities and that shit makes me laugh
February 12, 2026 at 11:05 PM
people on this website really think they’re celebrities and that shit makes me laugh
when i was a kid the "cool" language to learn was french. i could never get the hang of it though, did you know the french have a different word for just about EVERYTHING? how is that even possible — they must have rooms full of guys just looking at pictures of stuff and making up names for em
February 12, 2026 at 11:11 PM
when i was a kid the "cool" language to learn was french. i could never get the hang of it though, did you know the french have a different word for just about EVERYTHING? how is that even possible — they must have rooms full of guys just looking at pictures of stuff and making up names for em
rip James Van Der Beak
does this mean we can't use the dawson crying meme anymore?
does this mean we can't use the dawson crying meme anymore?
February 12, 2026 at 2:19 AM
rip James Van Der Beak
does this mean we can't use the dawson crying meme anymore?
does this mean we can't use the dawson crying meme anymore?
one thing about curling that's esp cool is that there's a narrow belt of curling fans that runs from wisconsin to new england
and thanks to the olympics we get to occasionally force everyone in the country to watch it the way they force us to watch fukken golf
and thanks to the olympics we get to occasionally force everyone in the country to watch it the way they force us to watch fukken golf
February 12, 2026 at 2:11 AM
one thing about curling that's esp cool is that there's a narrow belt of curling fans that runs from wisconsin to new england
and thanks to the olympics we get to occasionally force everyone in the country to watch it the way they force us to watch fukken golf
and thanks to the olympics we get to occasionally force everyone in the country to watch it the way they force us to watch fukken golf
![Morgan Ariel
@itsmorganariel
Not a single white person in sight. Diversity means erasing you.
[photo of bad bunny dancing on the roof of a ?69 ford pickup]
@esjesjesj
If you were erased why haven't you shut the fuck up](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreicfcutzlzkinmdfe2y3rdo2hkpowq6xxyvfgy7huxuzpaxrzg6csi@jpeg)
remember finding music by just searching for "*.mp3" in open directories?
also finding cool stuff by searching "*tax*.*"
also finding cool stuff by searching "*tax*.*"
I miss the blogspot music days. You would be like hey guys I just found a new blogspot and it’s full of these obscure Hungarian prog albums you can download and then all your friends would be like “shut up,” and “fuck you”
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
remember finding music by just searching for "*.mp3" in open directories?
also finding cool stuff by searching "*tax*.*"
also finding cool stuff by searching "*tax*.*"
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sometimes I'm in bed on my side and the cat lays down right by my belly curled up in a ball and I suddenly, as a man, understand exactly what it's like to be a pregnant woman
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
sometimes I'm in bed on my side and the cat lays down right by my belly curled up in a ball and I suddenly, as a man, understand exactly what it's like to be a pregnant woman
without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"jesus fucking christ"
"jesus fucking christ"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"This is written in 10th grade English and we need it to be in 6th grade English at most, otherwise the engineers and designers reading it won’t understand.”
"This is written in 10th grade English and we need it to be in 6th grade English at most, otherwise the engineers and designers reading it won’t understand.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Will this make the reader throw up in their mouth a little?"
"Will this make the reader throw up in their mouth a little?"
February 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"jesus fucking christ"
"jesus fucking christ"
if they stay together and somehow decide to have a kid i hope she makes gagging and choking sounds through the whole birth.
I cannot believe how many het dudes do not deserve the women they are with
God forbid a girl has a hobby
February 11, 2026 at 1:39 PM
if they stay together and somehow decide to have a kid i hope she makes gagging and choking sounds through the whole birth.
waiting in the doc's office for mrs d to get done with an eye exam.
some goddamn old twat just came in and he's alternately LOUDLY whistling (random notes like modern jazz or something), LOUDLY sucking his teeth, and LOUDLY reading some shit on his phone
some goddamn old twat just came in and he's alternately LOUDLY whistling (random notes like modern jazz or something), LOUDLY sucking his teeth, and LOUDLY reading some shit on his phone
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 PM
waiting in the doc's office for mrs d to get done with an eye exam.
some goddamn old twat just came in and he's alternately LOUDLY whistling (random notes like modern jazz or something), LOUDLY sucking his teeth, and LOUDLY reading some shit on his phone
some goddamn old twat just came in and he's alternately LOUDLY whistling (random notes like modern jazz or something), LOUDLY sucking his teeth, and LOUDLY reading some shit on his phone
jinxed myself.
the oven ignitor shit the bed last night
the oven ignitor shit the bed last night
have you ever had to replace the oven ignitor? i keep a spare on hand because it seems to burn out every 18 months or so
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 AM
jinxed myself.
the oven ignitor shit the bed last night
the oven ignitor shit the bed last night
wow, new feature just dropped. i have to click through this every time i weite a reply now i guess
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
wow, new feature just dropped. i have to click through this every time i weite a reply now i guess
you guys haven't lived until you've smoked athelas with a dipshit brandybuck and a fool of a took.
February 10, 2026 at 4:09 AM
you guys haven't lived until you've smoked athelas with a dipshit brandybuck and a fool of a took.