dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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some guy let his dog shit on my front walk while the wife and i were sitting on the front porch & we made him pick it up with the dog's bandana because he didn't have a bag
Please quote this with stories of your minor interactions with non-celebrities, e.g. “I once accidentally bumped into a man in the Wellingborough branch of Holland & Barrett”
December 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
some guy let his dog shit on my front walk while the wife and i were sitting on the front porch & we made him pick it up with the dog's bandana because he didn't have a bag
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they used to call me the town bicycle (I frequently got stolen by teenagers and then thrown in a river)
December 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
they used to call me the town bicycle (I frequently got stolen by teenagers and then thrown in a river)
brb mordor
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
brb mordor
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I once saw a closing door that George Harrison has just gone through.
December 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I once saw a closing door that George Harrison has just gone through.
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when i was a kid Paul Lynde was staying at the same hotel as my family. when he was lounging by the pool me, my friend duke, and my brother did simultaneous cannonballs and fuckin' DRENCHED him.
December 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
when i was a kid Paul Lynde was staying at the same hotel as my family. when he was lounging by the pool me, my friend duke, and my brother did simultaneous cannonballs and fuckin' DRENCHED him.
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john the 🅱️aptist
December 29, 2025 at 6:27 PM
john the 🅱️aptist
oh look, another Lupin the 3rd movie
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
oh look, another Lupin the 3rd movie
rachael raye has her own channel on samsung tv+ and when did she turn into a cross between a goblin & a dumpling?
December 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
rachael raye has her own channel on samsung tv+ and when did she turn into a cross between a goblin & a dumpling?
boxing day at costco i got a cute li'l fresh turkey for $5, so mrs d & i invited her sisters & my mom over to dinner this afternoon
December 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
boxing day at costco i got a cute li'l fresh turkey for $5, so mrs d & i invited her sisters & my mom over to dinner this afternoon
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Brigitte Bardot is a textbook example of the type of horrid cunt who thinks their awfulness can be excused because they love animals. I’ve known far too many of the type over the years. Anyway, rest in piss you racist right-wing hag.
December 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Brigitte Bardot is a textbook example of the type of horrid cunt who thinks their awfulness can be excused because they love animals. I’ve known far too many of the type over the years. Anyway, rest in piss you racist right-wing hag.
my birthstone is coprolite
My birthstone is a kidney stone
my birthstone is a coffee bean
December 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my birthstone is coprolite
i think it's funny that i hear brits carefully pronouncing every letter in the word "Christian" [christ'-ee-enne] as a matter of course while americans only pronounce it that way when they want to convey distasteful religious hypocrisy
December 28, 2025 at 1:59 PM
i think it's funny that i hear brits carefully pronouncing every letter in the word "Christian" [christ'-ee-enne] as a matter of course while americans only pronounce it that way when they want to convey distasteful religious hypocrisy
sometimes i think of a really hilarious reply but i don't post it because reasons (maybe i don't know the OP well enough, or it's needlessly snarky, or whatever.)
more people should do that.
more people should do that.
December 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
sometimes i think of a really hilarious reply but i don't post it because reasons (maybe i don't know the OP well enough, or it's needlessly snarky, or whatever.)
more people should do that.
more people should do that.
as the fates flush the cosmic toilet another racist, homophobic right-wing piece of shit goes to hell.
but american news will only report on the movie career her tits provided for her and her "animal rights" activism.
but american news will only report on the movie career her tits provided for her and her "animal rights" activism.
Brigitte Bardot Dead: Iconic French Actress Was 91
Brigitte Bardot, the legendary French actress, has died after being hospitalized and denying death rumors in October 2025
www.usmagazine.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:19 PM
as the fates flush the cosmic toilet another racist, homophobic right-wing piece of shit goes to hell.
but american news will only report on the movie career her tits provided for her and her "animal rights" activism.
but american news will only report on the movie career her tits provided for her and her "animal rights" activism.
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Zhou yichen is this guy who made some meditative indie gameboy games his grandma one is touching but i love the concept that he made a sisyphus pushing a boulder game
zhou-yichen.itch.io?utm_source=i...
zhou-yichen.itch.io?utm_source=i...
周一忱 ZHOU YICHEN
zhou-yichen.itch.io
December 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Zhou yichen is this guy who made some meditative indie gameboy games his grandma one is touching but i love the concept that he made a sisyphus pushing a boulder game
zhou-yichen.itch.io?utm_source=i...
zhou-yichen.itch.io?utm_source=i...
we got some snow last night. i always shovel out a big spot for ellie's terlit because she's a typical pittie who hates being out in the weather.
so what's she do? walk into the middle of the yard and lifts a leg to piss because she don't want her cooch touching the snow
so what's she do? walk into the middle of the yard and lifts a leg to piss because she don't want her cooch touching the snow
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
we got some snow last night. i always shovel out a big spot for ellie's terlit because she's a typical pittie who hates being out in the weather.
so what's she do? walk into the middle of the yard and lifts a leg to piss because she don't want her cooch touching the snow
so what's she do? walk into the middle of the yard and lifts a leg to piss because she don't want her cooch touching the snow
what's everyone's favorite avatar quote?
mine is:
"good tea. nice house."
mine is:
"good tea. nice house."
What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"Avatars? We ain't got no Avatars! We don't need no Avatars! I don't have to show you any stinking Avatars!"
Mine is:
"Avatars? We ain't got no Avatars! We don't need no Avatars! I don't have to show you any stinking Avatars!"
What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Avatar."
Mine is:
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the Avatar."
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
what's everyone's favorite avatar quote?
mine is:
"good tea. nice house."
mine is:
"good tea. nice house."
the best mr. beast game would be 2 teams playing soccer with his head
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
the best mr. beast game would be 2 teams playing soccer with his head
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@pixelthegnome.bsky.social biffo's looking for plastic gnomes. i think you oughta rustle up a few dozen friends and have a gnome rave on his lawn
December 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social biffo's looking for plastic gnomes. i think you oughta rustle up a few dozen friends and have a gnome rave on his lawn
a cold day today, so ellie is staying cozy in her sherpa snuggie
December 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
a cold day today, so ellie is staying cozy in her sherpa snuggie
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A joyous #BoxingDay to all who celebrate!
December 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A joyous #BoxingDay to all who celebrate!