crocette🐊
@biteybutcute.bsky.social
tiny teeth & massive apathy
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my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
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when other people talk i don't listen to them
December 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
when other people talk i don't listen to them
time between christmas and new years simply does not exist
December 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
time between christmas and new years simply does not exist
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trying to simulate my natural habitat: dark, wet, cold, naked
May 27, 2025 at 4:52 AM
trying to simulate my natural habitat: dark, wet, cold, naked
hitting the penjamin and eating a giant bowl of frosted flakes
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 AM
hitting the penjamin and eating a giant bowl of frosted flakes
feeling like a little creature
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
feeling like a little creature
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it should be illegal to have vanilla sex no offense
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
it should be illegal to have vanilla sex no offense
using a cardboard box as a table, eating thai food with my favorite person. minimalist. romantic. spiritually wealthy.
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
using a cardboard box as a table, eating thai food with my favorite person. minimalist. romantic. spiritually wealthy.
me, suffering from a dehydration headache, wondering how this could’ve happened (i drank zero water)
December 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
me, suffering from a dehydration headache, wondering how this could’ve happened (i drank zero water)
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if stealing people’s lighters was crime, i’d be serving a life sentence
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
if stealing people’s lighters was crime, i’d be serving a life sentence
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people who act like they are a celeb on here really make me lol
December 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
people who act like they are a celeb on here really make me lol
bite me (lovingly)
December 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
bite me (lovingly)
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if i don’t get fucked tonight i’m going to turn into a hideous creature with three heads
December 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
if i don’t get fucked tonight i’m going to turn into a hideous creature with three heads
describe your bsky account in a single image
December 29, 2025 at 12:33 AM
describe your bsky account in a single image
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without enough attention i have died
December 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
without enough attention i have died
i can’t stop eating sour starburst. it should be illegal for them to be this good
December 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
i can’t stop eating sour starburst. it should be illegal for them to be this good
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feelin cute, might rob a bank later
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
feelin cute, might rob a bank later
my closest neighbor exclusively wears hawaiian shirts and somehow that makes me feel very safe
December 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
my closest neighbor exclusively wears hawaiian shirts and somehow that makes me feel very safe
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btw don’t ever listen to a man when he insults you. he’s trying to humble you bc he knows ur that bitch. do not let him. stay on your high horse
December 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
btw don’t ever listen to a man when he insults you. he’s trying to humble you bc he knows ur that bitch. do not let him. stay on your high horse
okay i’m bored, hi!
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
okay i’m bored, hi!
being in love with me is like getting too high and going “oh no not again” but it’s already happening
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
being in love with me is like getting too high and going “oh no not again” but it’s already happening
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no babe that’s my discord boyfriend
December 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
no babe that’s my discord boyfriend
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babe you dont understand. if i dont hold your hand when were at the store ill get lost and die
December 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
babe you dont understand. if i dont hold your hand when were at the store ill get lost and die
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you guys need a better recurring character than will stancil
December 27, 2025 at 4:41 AM
you guys need a better recurring character than will stancil
if i don’t get a forehead kiss tonight, i’m going to burn down a small city
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 AM
if i don’t get a forehead kiss tonight, i’m going to burn down a small city
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i’m not a girls girl for every girl. some of you bitches are mean as fuck & think everything is a competition
December 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i’m not a girls girl for every girl. some of you bitches are mean as fuck & think everything is a competition