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crocette
@biteybutcute.bsky.social
· Nov 29
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
god i can’t wait to go home and kiss my husband
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
god i can’t wait to go home and kiss my husband
today i’m should have just started every conversation with “hey! fuck you 🥰”
February 12, 2026 at 3:24 PM
today i’m should have just started every conversation with “hey! fuck you 🥰”
some people make me so viscerally angry i want to peel my own skin off
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
some people make me so viscerally angry i want to peel my own skin off
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i wasn’t sad, i just needed to be forced to my knees and have a cock shoved down my throat
February 12, 2026 at 2:08 PM
i wasn’t sad, i just needed to be forced to my knees and have a cock shoved down my throat
thank you old navy pixie pants for always making my ass look fat at work
February 12, 2026 at 12:40 PM
thank you old navy pixie pants for always making my ass look fat at work
i’m so tired someone help
February 12, 2026 at 11:30 AM
i’m so tired someone help
“no mama i’m soooo sorry we knocked the lamp off the shelf at 3:30am and you had to vacuum up 700 pieces of glass in the dark. also i would NEVER. i was actually across the room thinking pure thoughts”
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 AM
“no mama i’m soooo sorry we knocked the lamp off the shelf at 3:30am and you had to vacuum up 700 pieces of glass in the dark. also i would NEVER. i was actually across the room thinking pure thoughts”
the true tragedy is that its too cold for no pants
February 12, 2026 at 2:59 AM
the true tragedy is that its too cold for no pants
standing in the kitchen eating shredded cheese out of the bag like your friendly neighborhood cryptid
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
standing in the kitchen eating shredded cheese out of the bag like your friendly neighborhood cryptid
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very happy with how this turned out
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
very happy with how this turned out
big brat energy but i’m so cute that you can’t be mad
February 11, 2026 at 10:51 PM
big brat energy but i’m so cute that you can’t be mad
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You wanna be my friend? Funny my brain told me you actually hate me and you kind of want to kill me
February 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
You wanna be my friend? Funny my brain told me you actually hate me and you kind of want to kill me
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men stop saying dumb shit challenge
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
men stop saying dumb shit challenge
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be my valentine or I will kill myself
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
be my valentine or I will kill myself
it’s actually comforting when i get left out. love a predictable storyline!
February 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
it’s actually comforting when i get left out. love a predictable storyline!
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i never have anything to say anymore
February 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
i never have anything to say anymore
i should be sitting on a beach drinking a daiquiri, not working
February 11, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i should be sitting on a beach drinking a daiquiri, not working
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we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
we have arrived at my favorite time of day
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
It’s called fuck this shit o’clock
at least four times a day i think “lol whatever”
February 10, 2026 at 11:08 PM
at least four times a day i think “lol whatever”
!!!!!!!!!!!! dice just let me pet his belly and i heard him purr for the first time 😭
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!! dice just let me pet his belly and i heard him purr for the first time 😭
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i’m on the altar guiding your knife hand saying “it’s okay i want this too”
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
i’m on the altar guiding your knife hand saying “it’s okay i want this too”
i’d do some sinful things for a dr. pepper right now
February 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
i’d do some sinful things for a dr. pepper right now
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