Brodo Swaggins
@lordoftheblings.bsky.social
the age of man has ended,
now get the fuck out of my shire
now get the fuck out of my shire
Pinned
this man calls Anderson Cooper and immortal news elf, and thats enough for me
So we’re betting on everything now?
YouTube video by Good Work
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February 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
this man calls Anderson Cooper and immortal news elf, and thats enough for me
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They can’t air the Gavin Newsom episode of Sesame Street because what should have been a routine good will engendering television appearance took a dark turn when Mr. Snuffleupagus had to restrain Gavin with his snout because he instinctively tried to murder Oscar The Grouch
February 13, 2026 at 4:40 AM
They can’t air the Gavin Newsom episode of Sesame Street because what should have been a routine good will engendering television appearance took a dark turn when Mr. Snuffleupagus had to restrain Gavin with his snout because he instinctively tried to murder Oscar The Grouch
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If you're celebrating Friday the 13th you missed the point of the movie.
February 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
If you're celebrating Friday the 13th you missed the point of the movie.
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I'm saving up what I can for the phone and just got a few groceries today but I would absolutely appreciate any more help for the former as my diabetic headaches have been flaring up more than usual in the past 4 days, so I've had to manage in a lot of pain. Again, yeah, I'm really sorry.
Please help me be able to afford my phone bill a bit later this month so I can stay connected online. Thank you so much, always. ❤️ that's all.
www.paypal.me/XP1991
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www.paypal.me/XP1991
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cash.app/$laPazdeKate
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venmo.com/code?user_id...
February 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm saving up what I can for the phone and just got a few groceries today but I would absolutely appreciate any more help for the former as my diabetic headaches have been flaring up more than usual in the past 4 days, so I've had to manage in a lot of pain. Again, yeah, I'm really sorry.
woke up with a banger stuck in my head
Enrique Iglesias - Bailamos
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February 13, 2026 at 3:23 PM
woke up with a banger stuck in my head
stick out your tongue and say "fuck"
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 AM
stick out your tongue and say "fuck"
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A shrimp cooked these books 📕
February 13, 2026 at 5:16 AM
A shrimp cooked these books 📕
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Hi, folks. Things remain really rough so I'm reposting this, as I could use some help. Anything helps, even a boost. Thank you so, so much! I can't tell you how much I hope I can stop sharing this.
February 9, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Hi, folks. Things remain really rough so I'm reposting this, as I could use some help. Anything helps, even a boost. Thank you so, so much! I can't tell you how much I hope I can stop sharing this.
why are those cowboy boots wearing tom homan
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
why are those cowboy boots wearing tom homan
roses are red
amphetamines are fun,
amphetamines are fun,
I wish you could get more stuff done with a hot glue gun.
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
roses are red
amphetamines are fun,
amphetamines are fun,
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dwarves be like "i hate elves" then you see this in their search history... curious
hairy hobbit pussy penetrated by feminine elf cock shire vpn google
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 AM
dwarves be like "i hate elves" then you see this in their search history... curious
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you telling me rosie cotton got hobbit replacement therapy?? ?
February 13, 2026 at 4:16 AM
you telling me rosie cotton got hobbit replacement therapy?? ?
yes i am going to repost that every time
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
yes i am going to repost that every time
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i bring a "arent you friends with a rape-apologist?" kinda vibe to the hyper-critical leftist online experience that most dont vibe with
January 29, 2026 at 2:25 PM
i bring a "arent you friends with a rape-apologist?" kinda vibe to the hyper-critical leftist online experience that most dont vibe with
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Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes incels
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes incels
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Erika Kirk hates her dead husband almost as much as I do & I think that’s beautiful.
February 12, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Erika Kirk hates her dead husband almost as much as I do & I think that’s beautiful.
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hot take: i dont think anyone should use slurs
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
hot take: i dont think anyone should use slurs
dropping in your dms like "the fucks your problem?"
February 12, 2026 at 3:23 PM
dropping in your dms like "the fucks your problem?"
i blame the dutch
February 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
i blame the dutch
is it even morning if you havent made several people annoyed that you exist before you get out of bed
February 12, 2026 at 3:07 PM
is it even morning if you havent made several people annoyed that you exist before you get out of bed
did you know you can just exist on the internet without begging for attention?
February 12, 2026 at 2:36 PM
did you know you can just exist on the internet without begging for attention?