agreed

this is fabulous and highly acceptable, good sir!

enough people would be able to reverse math and figure out who's alt I am, and i'd rather not lay that information out just yet

thanks bro, I pound a lot of raw fish and potatoes

okay but country grammar is pretty amazing, especially with st louis right at the top of the album. I'd be pretty stoked on it too. I'm sad every decent song that mentions my area of the world just makes us sound like "british, but worse"

rural folk when the bard mentions the place they're from

dilf

currently asking the witch king for a personal favour

no

thats a woman, you wretch

you mean nine-elevensies

Europeans: yes we already had 9/11 but what about second 9/11?

gods don't trifle with the matters of mortals

I know a guy

“Well of course I want to have a gay old time with Mister Frodo, Gandalf? Why wouldn’t I? Excuse me, I’m going to ask Rosie for a dance.”