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Octocryptid 🎑 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · Sep 13
Charlie Entertainment Kirk
octocryptid.bsky.social Octocryptid 🎑 🜬 @octocryptid.bsky.social · Sep 12
This might be the worst thing I've ever made I'm so sorry
Charles Entertainment Kirk
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whippoorwont.bsky.social
poster for F.W Murnau's Nosferatu but instead, it's Helperatu, a hamburger of horror
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
Man the libs are gonna be insufferable today
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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daviddarmofal.bsky.social
I’m gifting this article so you can read it without a subscription.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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zacheverson.com
Whoa
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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bexmashaba.bsky.social
if you can spare anything,

i am behind on utilities & need medication.

i also need the last bit to be able to start radiation therapy. (see ko-fi goal)

ko-fi.com/rebekamash/g...
paypal.me/
Support Rebeka Mashaba
Support Rebeka Mashaba
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November 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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peanutium.art
NO PROGRESS
PLEASE HELP

40/260

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
venmo: pancakewitch

#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#transmutualaid
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peanutium.art Peanut @peanutium.art · 15h
Update NEEDED ASAP:
mutual aid for disabled trans woman. Now need $260

40/260

$givepancake
paypal.me/inosaramet
venmo: pancakewitch

#mutualaid
#helpfolkslive2025
#transmutualaid
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November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
octocryptid.bsky.social
This really helps
neorsd.org NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 10h
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
large 20-foot tall concrete lined sewer tunnel. in the distance three people stand with head lamps on their hard hats, looking toward the camera as they stand in ankle-deep water.
November 12, 2025 at 4:51 AM
octocryptid.bsky.social
This crash is going to be vicious
solomonmissouri.bsky.social Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 19h
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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stev.bsky.social
$70 of $200 please reshare and give anything you can. Even a $1 dollar help!!!
stev.bsky.social Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 16h
Collecting funds for a personal friend who is $200 short on groceries money for the month. please send with the note “groceries 🍎” and thx y’all

v: Steve-Palmer-20
c: $swedishpancakes
p: steventpalmer
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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roryblank.bsky.social
The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow. A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk. It crashes into a rental scooter. It backs up. It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles. The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again. A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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roryblank.bsky.social
We Don't Call 9-1-1
A drawing of a trucker with small, wide set eyes, big orange hair and a mustache, wearing a large flat bill hat that says "We don't call 9-1-1, we blow into the mystic conch that summons Garglx The Impetuous, an ancient being from under the lake who, in spite of his name, is a caring and considerate figure. He teaches nonviolent conflict resolution strategies." The trucker says "you sure you wanna chance it with me, bud?"
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
It's crazy how Dems have decided that the pawns to sacrifice are trans people and now poor and disabled and eventually anyone working class
November 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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amiyatzin.bsky.social
Guys I’m sorry to ask, I know things are always tight in these months, but I need to ask for help to get to december this year. I’ve been unemployed for a year and can’t get work in my field. Please, anything helps.

cashapp/venmo: ($/@)amiyatzin
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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mishadventure.blog
Ana lost her job* with Vice, her Patreon and now her Ko-fi to censorship.

Please support her by subscribing on SubscribeStar if you can. 💜

Shes doing incredibly work fighting payment processor censorship and is suffering the consequences for it.

subscribestar.adult/acvalens
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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mattbaume.bsky.social
Here's an absolutely deranged marketing campaign for the 1949 rerelease of The Wizard of Oz
November 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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lanedraws.bsky.social
Hey, I'm going to be honest, I've had some rotten luck these last couple months. About three different projects got cancelled, so, if you need covers, pages, posters, album art, and you like my style, please consider hiring me.

Portfolio: lanelloyd.crevado.com/cover-work
COVER WORK - Lane Lloyd
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November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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junoryleejournalism.com
Please send tips

Therapy is in a few hours and I can’t afford it

My insurance don’t pay for it because I have BPD

It’s $125. Please help me. I don’t wanna cancel. I need my weekly therapy
junoryleejournalism.com Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d
my name is juno.

i have several bills i need help paying at the moment, including my car insurance and my HRT refills

i'm an independent journalist who survives off of tips (all my work is free)

junoryleejournalism.com
🔗 linktr.ee/junostump
🫙 venmo.com/u/junostump
a girl smiling while laying on top of two friends , a toad and a frog
November 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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debbshock.blue
public service announcement
digital road sign that says you look so cute
September 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
Personally I think that forcing everyone to retire at 70 would fix a lot of problems
November 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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octocryptid.bsky.social
It turns out you can have Duncan Idaho, Ginaz Swordmaster in service to the honorable House Atreides, die at the hands of the emperor's Sardaukar and live on in multiple ghola incarnations over the next 5000 years
willardfoxton.bsky.social Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 1d
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
More like Master Tuggin'
britculpsapp.bsky.social ✨brit✨ @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22h
i’ve read better terrible smut on this site
Master Togan & @Getinwithgame X.com If you're going through a dry spell with your wife, Your marriage isn't dead-it's dormant. She stopped seeing you as "her man" because you stopped acting like one. Here's how to make her wet for you again and reclaim your throne in 30 days [Thread] 6:08 PM • 11/10/25 Master Togan & @Getinw... •15h S PHASE 1. DETACH & DOMINATE (Days 1-7) Goal: Pull your energy back. Make her feel your absence. 1. Zero affection for 7 days. No hugs, no "I love you," no goodnight kisses. When she asks what's wrong: "Nothing. Just focused on me." 2 121 © 11 1hl 761 Master Togan @Getinw... •15h g... 2. Gym + Grooming Overhaul - New haircut, beard trim, cologne upgrade. - Hit the gym 5x/week. Post shirtless progress pics (private story, she sees). 3. Social Proof Flex - Go out with friends 2 nights. - Let her see texts from "buddies" blowing up your phone. Master Togan @Getinw...•15h g... PHASE 2: SEXUAL TENSION REBOOT (Days 8-21) Goal: Turn "husband" into "the man she craves." 1. Flirting She bends over: "Careful, keep teasing me and I'll take you right here." Master Togan @Getinw... •15h g... 2. Physical Escalation Ladder -Light lower-back touch when passing. Hair tug + whisper: "You're in trouble tonight." -Pin her against kitchen counter, kiss her neck, *stop*, walk away. Master Togan @Getinw... 15h .. 3. Jealousy Spike Come home late, cologne fresh. She asks where you were: "Out. Met a girl who couldn't stop staring. Reminded me how lucky you are." Master logan @Getinw.• • 1วh PHASE 3: RE-CLAIM (Days 22-30) Goal: Raw, primal sex. She begs. 1. The Power Move - Cook dinner shirtless. - When eating, mid-meal stand up, pull her chair back, tell her "Bedroom. Now. Strip and wait for me." - Facef*ck her - Finish inside her. Hold her after. Master Togan & @Getinw... 15h .. 2. New Rule Post-sex, whisper: "From now on, you want this cock? You earn it. Good girl." Master Togan & @Getinw..•15h 3. Maintenance - "Daddy" becomes the new name she calls you. - If she's not obedient and following your rules, she gets spanks as punishment.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
It turns out you can have Duncan Idaho, Ginaz Swordmaster in service to the honorable House Atreides, die at the hands of the emperor's Sardaukar and live on in multiple ghola incarnations over the next 5000 years
willardfoxton.bsky.social Willard Foxton @willardfoxton.bsky.social · 1d
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
I'm sorry, I know this is not your problem, but I just felt like screaming into a void seeing that now Dems may cave and end the shutdown without getting anything they were supposedly fighting for. We've been put through hell for weeks, constantly having our ability to simply feed ourselves dangled in front of our faces, our survival used as a bargaining chip, told it was for a reason. Our suffering would prevent even more suffering and that it would be temporary and worth it to save healthcare for millions. And now it's all for nothing. They stood for nothing. They caused suffering for no reason. They'll cause even more suffering for no reason. It wasn't 40 million people starving that made them cave. They were willing to put up with that. But the threat of holiday traveling being disrupted seems to be the thing to push them to give in. They have failed everyone. I'm so angry.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM
octocryptid.bsky.social
I hate these people
“The design of iPhone Pocket speaks to the bond between iPhone and its user, while keeping in mind that an Apple product is designed to be universal in aesthetic and versatile in use,” shared Yoshiyuki Miyamae, design director of MIYAKE DESIGN STUDIO. “iPhone Pocket explores the concept of ‘the joy of wearing iPhone in your own way.’
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM