Holly Jolly sco-cryptid 🎄👺 🜬
@octocryptid.bsky.social
A perfect sweetie. You cannot report me. Yule enjoyer. they/them
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This might be the worst thing I've ever made I'm so sorry
Charlie Entertainment Kirk
Guys who drive with snow on their cars live outside of the light of god and will not see the gates of heaven
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Guys who drive with snow on their cars live outside of the light of god and will not see the gates of heaven
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What if
We put hormones otc and let people figure out what makes their body feel good WHAT IF
We put hormones otc and let people figure out what makes their body feel good WHAT IF
December 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
What if
We put hormones otc and let people figure out what makes their body feel good WHAT IF
We put hormones otc and let people figure out what makes their body feel good WHAT IF
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Roy Batty doing the tears in rain speech but for pedophiles
matt taibbi's podcast cohost, the erstwhile airport novelist walter kirn, has really burst onto the buffoon scene late in life. he's like the grandma moses of being a clown.
December 27, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Roy Batty doing the tears in rain speech but for pedophiles
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"sea squirt helmet" 🙂
The ocean-themed mascot Hoya Boya, from Kesenuma City, wears a scallop belt, a sharkskin cloak, and a sea squirt helmet, and he uses a Pacific saury as a sword.
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"sea squirt helmet" 🙂
Toad had enough of your shit
Toad found a frying pan in the kitchen.
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
“I will hit that big animal with this,” said Toad. “All of his teeth will fall out.”
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Toad had enough of your shit
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
December 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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don't open. curse of RA
December 27, 2025 at 2:15 PM
don't open. curse of RA
Yeah, I got your sudden forceful release right here, Google
Just pure incoherence from a product Google is shipping to billions of people. Also already being hacked by SEO games
December 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Yeah, I got your sudden forceful release right here, Google
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Remember the reason for the season
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Remember the reason for the season
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You drink potato. Suddenly, you realize the impossible nature of the act you have committed. Your shame is so great it rends the fabric of space itself & destroys the universe along with a bunch of nearby smaller universes.
You were warned. Congratulations, you fucked it up for everyone.
THE END
You were warned. Congratulations, you fucked it up for everyone.
THE END
December 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You drink potato. Suddenly, you realize the impossible nature of the act you have committed. Your shame is so great it rends the fabric of space itself & destroys the universe along with a bunch of nearby smaller universes.
You were warned. Congratulations, you fucked it up for everyone.
THE END
You were warned. Congratulations, you fucked it up for everyone.
THE END
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You turn back nervously and run, faster and faster, panicking, but cannot find your way back to the light. Ever. This is your new home now. Congratulations, at least you brought a snack.
THE END
THE END
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
You turn back nervously and run, faster and faster, panicking, but cannot find your way back to the light. Ever. This is your new home now. Congratulations, at least you brought a snack.
THE END
THE END
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Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cats
today's musical theater parlor game:
Assign a composer/lyricist (individual or team), retired or dead, to adapt a book/play/movie into a stage musical (that they didn't actually do, natch).
Feel free to provide a title and/or year of composition.
Assign a composer/lyricist (individual or team), retired or dead, to adapt a book/play/movie into a stage musical (that they didn't actually do, natch).
Feel free to provide a title and/or year of composition.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cats
Ghost of Christmas yet to come? How about ghost of Christmas gonna cum on them big fat titties
December 27, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ghost of Christmas yet to come? How about ghost of Christmas gonna cum on them big fat titties
Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cats
today's musical theater parlor game:
Assign a composer/lyricist (individual or team), retired or dead, to adapt a book/play/movie into a stage musical (that they didn't actually do, natch).
Feel free to provide a title and/or year of composition.
Assign a composer/lyricist (individual or team), retired or dead, to adapt a book/play/movie into a stage musical (that they didn't actually do, natch).
Feel free to provide a title and/or year of composition.
December 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cats
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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why did you transition wrong answers only
because american women's jean sizes seems more sensible than the way men's are and i had to make a switch.
because american women's jean sizes seems more sensible than the way men's are and i had to make a switch.
why did you transition wrong answers only
Life was too easy I wanted to be gay, depressed, AND trans
Life was too easy I wanted to be gay, depressed, AND trans
why did you transition wrong answers only
earlier this month i looked at the political news and was like sure, why not, society will make sure i feel safe and supported.
earlier this month i looked at the political news and was like sure, why not, society will make sure i feel safe and supported.
December 29, 2024 at 7:34 AM
why did you transition wrong answers only
because american women's jean sizes seems more sensible than the way men's are and i had to make a switch.
because american women's jean sizes seems more sensible than the way men's are and i had to make a switch.
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the other one who is not the pedophile nazi popehat guy
April 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
the other one who is not the pedophile nazi popehat guy
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There's plenty of people I dislike or find annoying that I wish no specific ill will on, not everybody meshes well and that's just how it goes 🤷♀️
Accepting this was actually an important part of me fighting people pleaser tendencies
Accepting this was actually an important part of me fighting people pleaser tendencies
December 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
There's plenty of people I dislike or find annoying that I wish no specific ill will on, not everybody meshes well and that's just how it goes 🤷♀️
Accepting this was actually an important part of me fighting people pleaser tendencies
Accepting this was actually an important part of me fighting people pleaser tendencies
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Kait had to go to the hospital and has pneumonia.
I’m a disabled homeless trans woman living in a motel in the short term. If anyone can help me out with funds to extend my stay and cover necessities, I would be immensely grateful. My links are in my bio. 💕💸💸💕
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
#crowdfunding #disability #homeless #transcrowdfund #mutualaid
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Kait had to go to the hospital and has pneumonia.
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
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working w foil for now, but lids would be ideal esp if i wanna make and distribute soup! 💸💕
December 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
working w foil for now, but lids would be ideal esp if i wanna make and distribute soup! 💸💕
People saying this is "bad" don't really get the point of tech. It's not to actually provide solutions anymore but to steal data or secure the next round of idiot VC money
I hate this damn industry and need to find an exit
I hate this damn industry and need to find an exit
Can't wait for the loosened up, non-perfect, but quickly shipped AI-enhanced updates to hit my banking and insurance services next year.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
Im sure there will be no issues there at all.
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
People saying this is "bad" don't really get the point of tech. It's not to actually provide solutions anymore but to steal data or secure the next round of idiot VC money
I hate this damn industry and need to find an exit
I hate this damn industry and need to find an exit
Make a bond film casual
Yardraker
Yardraker
Make a Bond film casual
Licensed to Drive
Licensed to Drive
Make a Bond film casual
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Make a bond film casual
Yardraker
Yardraker
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Here comes the sun!
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Here comes the sun!