Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
But the argument! The argument can go on forever!
February 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
But the argument! The argument can go on forever!
In sitcom world this could have been very funny but in real life this just sucks ass
February 10, 2026 at 4:37 PM
In sitcom world this could have been very funny but in real life this just sucks ass
Word nerds will enjoy or hate this but it’s big news
Speaking of Beowulf, perhaps a nerd of your caliber would enjoy this thing I just watched.
The Most Horribly Mistranslated Word in Old English
YouTube video by Graham Scheper
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Word nerds will enjoy or hate this but it’s big news
I had a friend we called tophat in high school but like, I never saw that fucker in any actual hat??
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I had a friend we called tophat in high school but like, I never saw that fucker in any actual hat??
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Every day I walk by this place and wonder how a Thighmaster ended up on their roof.
February 10, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Every day I walk by this place and wonder how a Thighmaster ended up on their roof.
What do you think the inside of that hat smells like
I just think it’s wrong that we never had a “big top hat” revival after Slash worked so hard to make it happen. Shame on us.
February 10, 2026 at 4:26 PM
What do you think the inside of that hat smells like
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On Sunday I was at the store with Kitty and I saw Shirley Temple flavored 7up and I was like "You could mix that with Johnnie Walker and call it a 'Shirley Temple Black'" and she was like 😐
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
On Sunday I was at the store with Kitty and I saw Shirley Temple flavored 7up and I was like "You could mix that with Johnnie Walker and call it a 'Shirley Temple Black'" and she was like 😐
Do you think her parents are proud
lotta Aella poop stories out in the aether
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Do you think her parents are proud
Are you done whining and crying and feeling sorry for yourself yet?
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Are you done whining and crying and feeling sorry for yourself yet?
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Honestly I secretly still do in my mind.
Right. Age verification: We called anime "Japanimation."
We didn't call it anime back then. Mine was "Speed Racer."
February 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Honestly I secretly still do in my mind.
Speaking of Beowulf, perhaps a nerd of your caliber would enjoy this thing I just watched.
The Most Horribly Mistranslated Word in Old English
YouTube video by Graham Scheper
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Speaking of Beowulf, perhaps a nerd of your caliber would enjoy this thing I just watched.
“Uh doctors are worthless, everyone dies anyway” is how you sound right now
February 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
“Uh doctors are worthless, everyone dies anyway” is how you sound right now
Yeah and they’re the only ones intervening in that
February 10, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Yeah and they’re the only ones intervening in that
The judges are the only ones actually helping, Chief.
February 10, 2026 at 4:04 PM
The judges are the only ones actually helping, Chief.
And the thing with the little girls is…unpleasant
February 10, 2026 at 4:02 PM
And the thing with the little girls is…unpleasant
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Because of all the exposed bush
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction.
House GOP launches Bad Bunny probe: 'Worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction'
Rep. Mark Alford (R-TX) revealed that House Republicans are "investigating" Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show because they suspect it was "much worse than the Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction."During a Tuesday interview on Real America's Voice, Alford told the hosts that he and other House Repu...
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February 10, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Because of all the exposed bush
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
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the specific doge teens who found some real stems and seeds bullshit in DC should get the presidential medal of freedom
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
the specific doge teens who found some real stems and seeds bullshit in DC should get the presidential medal of freedom