Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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Fucked up that Bugonia and Pluribus came out so close to each other. Can’t have one in the brain while seeing the other.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Fucked up that Bugonia and Pluribus came out so close to each other. Can’t have one in the brain while seeing the other.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
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Midsommar (2019) Dir: Ari Aster
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Midsommar (2019) Dir: Ari Aster
Watching pluribus and lol
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Watching pluribus and lol
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social whats good
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social whats good
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ok who would win, JCO or Kendrick
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ok who would win, JCO or Kendrick
i'll make a sandwich out of anything that smears
they don’t tell u this but u can just put salad dressing on a leafy sandwich
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i'll make a sandwich out of anything that smears
I think of JCO pretty much every time I see a skeleton and I have a dang skeleton in my yard like, all the time so she is never far from my thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think of JCO pretty much every time I see a skeleton and I have a dang skeleton in my yard like, all the time so she is never far from my thoughts
I’m actually allergic to grass, you ableist turds. Be better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m actually allergic to grass, you ableist turds. Be better.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Do you understand that if a bunch of people start popping up in your mentions and insulting you, you are probably going to try to figure out who is driving it?
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
letter of recommendation:
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
letter of recommendation:
I’m bothered by Weapons because it’s sitting right in the crack between “movie worth picking apart” and “fuck it it was decent, just move on and forget about it in a couple years”
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m bothered by Weapons because it’s sitting right in the crack between “movie worth picking apart” and “fuck it it was decent, just move on and forget about it in a couple years”
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
Oh boy, work! That’s where I’m a Viking!
Let’s get this mead (we’re Vikings now)
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh boy, work! That’s where I’m a Viking!
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Honestly yes. Yes a thousand times. That’s part of why every iteration of Twin Peaks he’s done since makes it muddier and less certain what actually happened, instead of more so.
David Lynch: "The thing that kills me is that the murder of Laura Palmer was never supposed to be solved." #TwinPeaks
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Honestly yes. Yes a thousand times. That’s part of why every iteration of Twin Peaks he’s done since makes it muddier and less certain what actually happened, instead of more so.
I would be the world’s greatest lawyer if all my opponents were members of my family. Undefeated argument winner.
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I would be the world’s greatest lawyer if all my opponents were members of my family. Undefeated argument winner.
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Oh thank god, I was running out of transgender coffee shops to take my aloof wife and swarthy genderfluid child to now that they all went broke from woke
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh thank god, I was running out of transgender coffee shops to take my aloof wife and swarthy genderfluid child to now that they all went broke from woke
Idk, it just doesn’t feel right, taking advantage of a sushi restaurant’s Veterans Day sale. Seems incorrect.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Idk, it just doesn’t feel right, taking advantage of a sushi restaurant’s Veterans Day sale. Seems incorrect.
there's a girl at work who keeps using 'LGTM' as a verb, as in "can you LGTM this page?"
That's weird. RIght?
That's weird. RIght?
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
there's a girl at work who keeps using 'LGTM' as a verb, as in "can you LGTM this page?"
That's weird. RIght?
That's weird. RIght?
literally WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
November 10, 2025 at 5:38 PM
literally WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Literally be ashamed more often you arrogant jerks
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November 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Literally be ashamed more often you arrogant jerks