Max Legroom
@crabitha.slutmo.de
Crabtime baby. Genderweird Californian, worthy of envy.
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i've read this 4 or 5 times now and it just gets more confusing every time.
anyway, history gets written by the winners, not the people who suffer, it's a whole cliche!!!!
anyway, history gets written by the winners, not the people who suffer, it's a whole cliche!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
i've read this 4 or 5 times now and it just gets more confusing every time.
anyway, history gets written by the winners, not the people who suffer, it's a whole cliche!!!!
anyway, history gets written by the winners, not the people who suffer, it's a whole cliche!!!!
i don't know why everyone is mad about james bond today but i've never seen a james bond movie that didn't bore me. sorry for being a pretentious bitch.
November 11, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i don't know why everyone is mad about james bond today but i've never seen a james bond movie that didn't bore me. sorry for being a pretentious bitch.
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What on earth did I know
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
What on earth did I know
please observe his meltdown so i can be absolved of the sin of hiding his meltdown by.....replying to his posts.
i'm not hiding your meltdown at all, but i'm also pretty sure you're not white so like... do you want me to tell more people about how crazy you're acting?? I can.
November 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
please observe his meltdown so i can be absolved of the sin of hiding his meltdown by.....replying to his posts.
Hey folks, apparently I'm using my white privilege to keep you guys from seeing this meltdown this guy's having so I told him I'd show it to more people to prove I'm not hiding his meltdown from white people. Somehow that's important??
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hey folks, apparently I'm using my white privilege to keep you guys from seeing this meltdown this guy's having so I told him I'd show it to more people to prove I'm not hiding his meltdown from white people. Somehow that's important??
someday maybe people will realize that help from a nazi is like taking out a payday loan from hitler
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
someday maybe people will realize that help from a nazi is like taking out a payday loan from hitler
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Call me crazy
I don’t think it’s rational to be a Nazi
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Call me crazy
Fucked up that Bugonia and Pluribus came out so close to each other. Can’t have one in the brain while seeing the other.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Fucked up that Bugonia and Pluribus came out so close to each other. Can’t have one in the brain while seeing the other.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
Not that they’re the same but they’re…similar in enough ways.
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Midsommar (2019) Dir: Ari Aster
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Midsommar (2019) Dir: Ari Aster
Watching pluribus and lol
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Watching pluribus and lol
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
Of course the lesbians have golf clubs
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social whats good
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social whats good
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ok who would win, JCO or Kendrick
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
ok who would win, JCO or Kendrick
i'll make a sandwich out of anything that smears
they don’t tell u this but u can just put salad dressing on a leafy sandwich
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i'll make a sandwich out of anything that smears
I think of JCO pretty much every time I see a skeleton and I have a dang skeleton in my yard like, all the time so she is never far from my thoughts
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think of JCO pretty much every time I see a skeleton and I have a dang skeleton in my yard like, all the time so she is never far from my thoughts
I’m actually allergic to grass, you ableist turds. Be better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m actually allergic to grass, you ableist turds. Be better.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Do you understand that if a bunch of people start popping up in your mentions and insulting you, you are probably going to try to figure out who is driving it?
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hahahahahahahahahaha
letter of recommendation:
November 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
letter of recommendation:
I’m bothered by Weapons because it’s sitting right in the crack between “movie worth picking apart” and “fuck it it was decent, just move on and forget about it in a couple years”
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m bothered by Weapons because it’s sitting right in the crack between “movie worth picking apart” and “fuck it it was decent, just move on and forget about it in a couple years”
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
I think because the flaws I saw in it are pretty fixable?
Oh boy, work! That’s where I’m a Viking!
Let’s get this mead (we’re Vikings now)
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh boy, work! That’s where I’m a Viking!
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