God Is A Tulpa
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
Pinned
Literally been saying this for a while now. The problem is that maga has made it to where the only thing people care about is making sure the other team doesn't win. That's it. When that's the attitude on both sides, we all lose.
Listen here's the deal. Overall I am super happy about the move, but I'm going to be complaining a LOT in the next however many days. Could even be weeks! Idk yet!
January 30, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Listen here's the deal. Overall I am super happy about the move, but I'm going to be complaining a LOT in the next however many days. Could even be weeks! Idk yet!
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omg my entire soul 💔💔💔💔😭
January 30, 2026 at 8:45 PM
omg my entire soul 💔💔💔💔😭
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If you're wondering how the move is going I'll tell you. I'm sick as hell and I somehow hurt my knee....???? whatever. But the good news is I just ate a Little Caesars pizza, so at least I have that going for me.
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
If you're wondering how the move is going I'll tell you. I'm sick as hell and I somehow hurt my knee....???? whatever. But the good news is I just ate a Little Caesars pizza, so at least I have that going for me.
January 28, 2026 at 6:50 PM
It actually does help get things going in the right direction.
today’s a good day to call or write your reps and tell them that stephen miller has to go 💅
January 28, 2026 at 4:11 PM
It actually does help get things going in the right direction.
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I want to hear one of the main tv stations - cbs, nbc and abc - talk about Trump in truthful terms. I want them to report on him as an authoritarian and everything he does as part of his authoritarian agenda.
January 28, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I want to hear one of the main tv stations - cbs, nbc and abc - talk about Trump in truthful terms. I want them to report on him as an authoritarian and everything he does as part of his authoritarian agenda.
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The opposite of grilled cheese is chilled grease
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
The opposite of grilled cheese is chilled grease
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He told no lies 😂
January 27, 2026 at 4:17 AM
He told no lies 😂
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Scott Bessent: "Who takes a gun to a protest?"
Meanwhile in America:
Meanwhile in America:
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
Scott Bessent: "Who takes a gun to a protest?"
Meanwhile in America:
Meanwhile in America:
Here's a list of things I want for my bday:
• pedicure
• Moonlight and Sage oil
• big beautiful obituary (mostly this)
• dinner at La Madeleine
3 of those are probably already covered, so c'mon let's go big beautiful obituary!! 🤞🤞
• pedicure
• Moonlight and Sage oil
• big beautiful obituary (mostly this)
• dinner at La Madeleine
3 of those are probably already covered, so c'mon let's go big beautiful obituary!! 🤞🤞
January 27, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Here's a list of things I want for my bday:
• pedicure
• Moonlight and Sage oil
• big beautiful obituary (mostly this)
• dinner at La Madeleine
3 of those are probably already covered, so c'mon let's go big beautiful obituary!! 🤞🤞
• pedicure
• Moonlight and Sage oil
• big beautiful obituary (mostly this)
• dinner at La Madeleine
3 of those are probably already covered, so c'mon let's go big beautiful obituary!! 🤞🤞
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The opening of “Melania” seems to be going well.
January 27, 2026 at 3:10 AM
The opening of “Melania” seems to be going well.
I stapled a dollar to my name tag because tomorrow is my birthday and I got $31 in tips as a cashier in a grocery store 🥰
January 27, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I stapled a dollar to my name tag because tomorrow is my birthday and I got $31 in tips as a cashier in a grocery store 🥰
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Thank you @princess-vimentin.bsky.social !
I'll add
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I'll add
@zee207702.bsky.social
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
@wordworkin.bsky.social
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@sandor22.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Y'all we had thunderstorms with sleet and lightning last night. 👀
January 25, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Y'all we had thunderstorms with sleet and lightning last night. 👀
Omg me too 🥶😭
I hope Dennis Quaid makes it to the Manhattan Public Library in time to save his son.
January 25, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Omg me too 🥶😭