God Is A Tulpa
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
Witch. Cats and raccoons. Horror and punk rock. Taco Bell enthusiast. Never Republican. ACAB.
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
LOVE RACCOONS - HATE FASCISTS
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Literally been saying this for a while now. The problem is that maga has made it to where the only thing people care about is making sure the other team doesn't win. That's it. When that's the attitude on both sides, we all lose.
So I'm gonna have to live with my mom in a tiny tiny one bedroom for a few months but I am still kind of excited. I'm going to my old store tomorrow for a quick interview, which I know I'm ace. Good things to come!
December 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
So I'm gonna have to live with my mom in a tiny tiny one bedroom for a few months but I am still kind of excited. I'm going to my old store tomorrow for a quick interview, which I know I'm ace. Good things to come!
Music today could never be this cool
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Music today could never be this cool
Everyone stop!
I have a pimple. Or maybe an ingrown hair. Either way it's in my eyebrow and it's big and it hurts.
I have a pimple. Or maybe an ingrown hair. Either way it's in my eyebrow and it's big and it hurts.
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Everyone stop!
I have a pimple. Or maybe an ingrown hair. Either way it's in my eyebrow and it's big and it hurts.
I have a pimple. Or maybe an ingrown hair. Either way it's in my eyebrow and it's big and it hurts.
Very #BadTattoo in a very public place
December 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Very #BadTattoo in a very public place
Look at the trunk sticking out of the water behind the mama 😭😭😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Look at the trunk sticking out of the water behind the mama 😭😭😭😭😭
Look! Here they are! Baby beavers!!
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Look! Here they are! Baby beavers!!
Oh
My
God
My
God
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Oh
My
God
My
God
A baby raccoon and a cat from behind the chair. What more could you want??
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A baby raccoon and a cat from behind the chair. What more could you want??
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I forgot to buy another bag of Donitas 😭😭😭
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I forgot to buy another bag of Donitas 😭😭😭
You think police are neccessary because you refuse to think of new ways to deal with old problems. Police are ineffective. They rely on the public giving them information. No trust? No information. 11% of all serious crimes result in an arrest, and about 2% end in a conviction. Ineffective.
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
@kristyclueless.bsky.social
I screenshot this a little bit ago and kept forgetting to post it to you!
I screenshot this a little bit ago and kept forgetting to post it to you!
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Using heaven as an eternal reward isn't all that effective on kids. Kids don't want pearl gates and gold streets, man. Kids don't want angels playing trumpets and shit. Kids want to meet their favorite cartoon characters. Kids want Lego sets and Minecraft. Kids want a fun heaven. It's me. I'm kids.
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Bottomline: Fuck everything
December 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bottomline: Fuck everything
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Welp. I am trying to post a tattoo pic but it keeps giving me errors, so ..... 🫤😒
December 1, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Welp. I am trying to post a tattoo pic but it keeps giving me errors, so ..... 🫤😒
I just want y'all to know I was trying to be nice and post a picture with 4 different baby beavers on it but I kept getting an error message. I guess Bluesky doesn't want us to be happy 😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I just want y'all to know I was trying to be nice and post a picture with 4 different baby beavers on it but I kept getting an error message. I guess Bluesky doesn't want us to be happy 😭
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Idk what it's supposed to be but it looks like a wrinkly butthole. #BadTattoo
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Idk what it's supposed to be but it looks like a wrinkly butthole. #BadTattoo
Guys ...I just ....😭😭😭😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Guys ...I just ....😭😭😭😭😭😭
There's a book by Dr Joe Dispenza that I wanted to borrow from the library with the Libby app but I was on the wait-list for like another 2-3 months and all of a sudden it became available today!!
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Alt: Victory Winning GIF
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November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
There's a book by Dr Joe Dispenza that I wanted to borrow from the library with the Libby app but I was on the wait-list for like another 2-3 months and all of a sudden it became available today!!
A bit of good news, despite the circumstances it comes with. So y'all remember when I said I got to see some people at my old store and how I missed them? Well I just talked to the service manager and they're going to take me back! Just got to get it all set up!
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
A bit of good news, despite the circumstances it comes with. So y'all remember when I said I got to see some people at my old store and how I missed them? Well I just talked to the service manager and they're going to take me back! Just got to get it all set up!
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It's official!!! I hate 47 way more than I hated 45
November 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
It's official!!! I hate 47 way more than I hated 45