Brodo Swaggins
@lordoftheblings.bsky.social
Walked right into Mordor, fuck the police
pipe weed and salt pork will fix me
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
pipe weed and salt pork will fix me
you're about to get thrown from a tower
Let me preface this by saying that she is way more attractive as an adult, but: this single cover is incredibly apt. She does not appear to be underage.
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
you're about to get thrown from a tower
fireworks
3. What is something that brought you joy as a child?
November 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
fireworks
might fuck around and drift off to the undying lands
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
might fuck around and drift off to the undying lands
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Europeans: yes we already had 9/11 but what about second 9/11?
November 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Europeans: yes we already had 9/11 but what about second 9/11?
mf lit up like minas morgul on a tuesday
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
mf lit up like minas morgul on a tuesday
you dumb bitches really read the red book of westmarch and said "hold my ale"
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
you dumb bitches really read the red book of westmarch and said "hold my ale"
second breakfast? you mean sixth redbull
November 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
second breakfast? you mean sixth redbull
This innkeeper seems kinda racist
November 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
This innkeeper seems kinda racist
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not to overexplain a book that everyones read already but it really cannot be overstated how absolutely the hard men of gondor were eating shit before some of those hobbits swaggered onto the scene
Elon Musk: "It is time for the English to ally with the hard men, like Tommy Robinson, and fight for their survival or they shall surely all die" 29th October 2025. 2 million views in its first hour.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
not to overexplain a book that everyones read already but it really cannot be overstated how absolutely the hard men of gondor were eating shit before some of those hobbits swaggered onto the scene
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“Well of course I want to have a gay old time with Mister Frodo, Gandalf? Why wouldn’t I? Excuse me, I’m going to ask Rosie for a dance.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Well of course I want to have a gay old time with Mister Frodo, Gandalf? Why wouldn’t I? Excuse me, I’m going to ask Rosie for a dance.”
fuckin rude, bro
tbh Frodo is kind of a weakness on this journey. bro gets attacked and grabbed or stabbed every single time there’s a fight.
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
fuckin rude, bro
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holy shit frodo really did it... the mad lad
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
holy shit frodo really did it... the mad lad
speak friend and enter (the homies)
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
speak friend and enter (the homies)
did you guys see this glowing buttplug that god gave me?
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
did you guys see this glowing buttplug that god gave me?
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yeah I'll fight you! it's not like I survived being stabbed by death itself, bro
November 4, 2025 at 1:07 AM
yeah I'll fight you! it's not like I survived being stabbed by death itself, bro
this spider is kinda thicc, tho
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
this spider is kinda thicc, tho
nothing beats a canoe ride with your best friend
nothing beats a long walk with your nine best fr.... eight best fr.. seven bes..
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
nothing beats a canoe ride with your best friend
nothing beats a long walk with your nine best fr.... eight best fr.. seven bes..
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
nothing beats a long walk with your nine best fr.... eight best fr.. seven bes..
lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
lembas bread? that shits bad for you, bro. raw fish liver is what you need
off to throw some shit in a mountain and save the world. you're welcome.
November 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
off to throw some shit in a mountain and save the world. you're welcome.
never been so happy with a bit account
November 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
never been so happy with a bit account