Papa “Thanksgiving” Fazuul
@papafazuul.bsky.social
Pain don’t hurt.
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If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
Did you just say Veterans Day? Hey Ma! This dipshit just called Vetrins Day Veterans Day!
November 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Did you just say Veterans Day? Hey Ma! This dipshit just called Vetrins Day Veterans Day!
Man, I forgot how repulsive this lady is
NEW: Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn ruling that legalized gay marriage:
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/sup...
Supreme Court rejects long-shot effort to overturn same-sex marriage ruling
The court turned away an appeal filed by Kim Davis, a former county clerk in Kentucky who was sued after refusing to issue a marriage license to a gay couple.
www.nbcnews.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Man, I forgot how repulsive this lady is
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It’s crazy that one of the main recurring themes of American Horror Story is that it intentionally gets way shittier halfway through the season
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It’s crazy that one of the main recurring themes of American Horror Story is that it intentionally gets way shittier halfway through the season
I don’t wanna jinx it, but I think I struck gold
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I don’t wanna jinx it, but I think I struck gold
People who say defensive football games with low scores are better games are full of shit. “Yeah man, first half was awesome, nobody scored. A couple times it looked like someone was gonna score, but then they didn’t. It was so exciting.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
People who say defensive football games with low scores are better games are full of shit. “Yeah man, first half was awesome, nobody scored. A couple times it looked like someone was gonna score, but then they didn’t. It was so exciting.”
I’ve gone from shitlib to accelerationist in like nine years. Wonder how that happened.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ve gone from shitlib to accelerationist in like nine years. Wonder how that happened.
They gutted the IRS. We can all skip a year. As a treat. It’ll be years before they catch up, we might not even still be a country by then.
Extremely tough time to pay taxes. Gotta say.
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
They gutted the IRS. We can all skip a year. As a treat. It’ll be years before they catch up, we might not even still be a country by then.
Fuck your feelings, none of this actually affects you. The only emotion you should be feeling is shame.
Many feel betrayal and frustration, and the feelings are hot right now.
I get it. I have my own feelings.
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I get it. I have my own feelings.
🧵
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Fuck your feelings, none of this actually affects you. The only emotion you should be feeling is shame.
Boss whispering: “We’re having some issues with the PowerPoint, we can’t just let the investors sit out there in silence. Go buy us some time.”
Me clearing my throat: “Gentlemen. How would you like to see some sick karate kicks?”
Me clearing my throat: “Gentlemen. How would you like to see some sick karate kicks?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Boss whispering: “We’re having some issues with the PowerPoint, we can’t just let the investors sit out there in silence. Go buy us some time.”
Me clearing my throat: “Gentlemen. How would you like to see some sick karate kicks?”
Me clearing my throat: “Gentlemen. How would you like to see some sick karate kicks?”
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Jalen Hurts? Well, are you doing anything to make him more comfortable?
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Jalen Hurts? Well, are you doing anything to make him more comfortable?
The worst thing about living in a red state is that I can’t help primary an establishment Democrat out of office and into the dustbin of history.
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The worst thing about living in a red state is that I can’t help primary an establishment Democrat out of office and into the dustbin of history.
“How dare he publicly humiliate the president with this moronic idea that the president also thought was a good idea, so much so that he himself posted it publicly. We gotta get rid of this guy.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
“How dare he publicly humiliate the president with this moronic idea that the president also thought was a good idea, so much so that he himself posted it publicly. We gotta get rid of this guy.”
Yes, police? There is a man watching me as I fondle my genitals. I’m at the Panera Bread on Rt 19, please send someone quickly, I’m scared.
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Yes, police? There is a man watching me as I fondle my genitals. I’m at the Panera Bread on Rt 19, please send someone quickly, I’m scared.
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Pandering to republicans at the cost of their own party was always the plan and you told me I had to vote for them anyway.
Never again. You all can be a cult if you want, but no more unearned votes for any of these assholes. Fuck "blue no matter who" and everyone who worships it
Never again. You all can be a cult if you want, but no more unearned votes for any of these assholes. Fuck "blue no matter who" and everyone who worships it
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Pandering to republicans at the cost of their own party was always the plan and you told me I had to vote for them anyway.
Never again. You all can be a cult if you want, but no more unearned votes for any of these assholes. Fuck "blue no matter who" and everyone who worships it
Never again. You all can be a cult if you want, but no more unearned votes for any of these assholes. Fuck "blue no matter who" and everyone who worships it
He’s called Adam Driver because he likes to go places in his car
He's called Adam Driver because your computer doesn't work until you install him correctly
November 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He’s called Adam Driver because he likes to go places in his car
Can everyone stop following these grifters now please?
Democrats could have done better. They probably should have done better. But they exit this event in a stronger position than they entered. And also: They could have done much worse.
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/give-chuck...
Today's Triad from @jvl.bsky.social: www.thebulwark.com/p/give-chuck...
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Can everyone stop following these grifters now please?
I just wanna say that I called this one
Tomorrow Elon is going to post a pic of a Weimaraner, “Look at my best friend Adolph. I love to pet him.”
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I just wanna say that I called this one
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
Happy two month anniversary to Charlie Kirk. Where does the time go.
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Happy two month anniversary to Charlie Kirk. Where does the time go.
Lmao he found one account that posts about movies and he’s just replying to all their posts from the past day with comments that anyone who hasn’t even seen the movie could leave.
November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Lmao he found one account that posts about movies and he’s just replying to all their posts from the past day with comments that anyone who hasn’t even seen the movie could leave.
Shit is bleak man. We need a cheese wife or a bean dad or something here to lighten the mood for a little while.
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Shit is bleak man. We need a cheese wife or a bean dad or something here to lighten the mood for a little while.
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Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About
WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...
theonion.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About