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Papa Fazuul
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Pain don’t hurt.
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If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
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Happy 5th anniversary to the guy who tasered his own balls and died
January 6, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Come see come saw? Bitch I’m gonna come see if I want, you ain’t gonna make me come saw.
January 6, 2026 at 4:08 AM
From what I know of Greenland, it basically sucks and it was named Greenland as a trick so people would colonize it, so it’s very funny that Trump wants to colonize it.
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 AM
My favorite part of Poltergeist is when Poltergeist is like, “I am Poltergeist!!!”
January 6, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I mean, at least he’s still telling people to get them. Kinda surprising ngl.
complete batshit insanity
January 6, 2026 at 1:59 AM
BREAKING: During questioning, Maduro told Kash Patel that Trump had made him temporary wallet inspector. When Patel came back from grabbing his wallet out of the car, Maduro was gone. He is now a fugitive from justice.
January 6, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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your Constitutional protections in action. US police have been violating civil rights with impunity for decades, and basically all high-minded debate about Constitutional law ignores the reality that very few of us enjoy those protections in practice.
What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Good thing for Kelly the Department of War doesn’t exist
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says Sen. Mark Kelly will face administrative action
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 PM
You know Trump is in trouble when he’s lost the mullets
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Get our ass
"Canadian officials and public health experts are warning that US health and science institutions can no longer be depended upon for accurate information, particularly when it comes to vaccinations." www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Canadian officials say US health institutions no longer dependable for accurate information
Misinformation from the Trump administration is cited as fuelling Canadians’ concerns over childhood vaccinations
www.theguardian.com
January 5, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Holy shit I feel so bad for kickers
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
That was kind of amazing from Lamar Jackson
January 5, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I’m working on a really good Trump joke about a village that’s missing its idiot, but it’s not quite ready yet. I have to add something about Cheetos and something homophobic. And some fat shaming.
January 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
You guys wanna argue about cottage cheese?
January 5, 2026 at 3:03 AM
The ravens of Baltimore have their hands full with the men who work in steel mills of Pittsburgh
January 5, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Things you never talk about at work:

Religion
Politics
Eating
was recommended an old celebrity recipe subreddit and it is just so wonderful and full of funny shit like “‘70s tv star eats dog biscuits,” “here is some bonkers recipe from some random person” and also this
January 5, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I love it when a place only accepts a check as payment, as if everyone is 80 years old
January 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Goddamn, I’m in one of the purple states. No wonder every single person I know is sick.
Get that flu shot
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Mr. President what you’re doing is illegal, sir. This is my official statement.

(Statement that no democrat will make)
January 4, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I personally think it’s good that grandpa is now running Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Some guy in Iowa who works at an insurance office or something:

“Thank god we got Maduro. I was so worried about it.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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January 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM