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Pain don’t hurt.
Pinned
If you die at Pizza Hut, you die in real life
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ProPublica received eight handwritten letters from children who have been held at the detention center that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos was recently released from.

We'll let their words speak for themselves.
“I Have Been Here Too Long”: Read Letters from the Children Detained at ICE’s Dilley Facility
Hundreds of children are currently being held with their parents at an immigration detention center in Dilley, Texas. In letters and drawings, eight kids convey the pain of feeling trapped with no end...
www.propublica.org
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 AM
America is so weird. Like who’s ever been to Idaho? No one. Yet, it’s America.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Doctor told me I had a coronary and I was like, “Fuck. I don’t know the first thing about being king.”
February 16, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Love tore us apart again. If only someone had warned us.
February 16, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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RIP
February 16, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Who up gleaming they cube?
Who up frankening they stein?
Who up quieting they western front
February 16, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price
February 16, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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A video for the skyline cause I think yall need a laugh
February 16, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Most people don’t know that Ugly Kid Joe grew up to be Modestly Handsome Adult Joe
February 16, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Same people who get mad that we stopped celebrating Columbus Day since Columbus (an Italian) discovered America (he didn’t) for Spain
"American culture, with its English-Scotts-Irish origin, is great and worth fighting for."

Has he not heard any American popular music?
February 15, 2026 at 9:05 PM
You fools. You think a little snowstorm can stop King Wang?
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Insane clown pussy
February 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Listen man, you’re the one who said that a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, I’m just using your bird math to explain that three in the bush would be worth more. What are you doing grabbing birds out of bushes anyway?
February 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Anybody know the guy from Fastball? Trying to figure out if he was out of his head or out of his mind, he never did say.
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Hung out with John Fogerty once. Mf wouldn’t shut up asking me questions about the rain.
February 15, 2026 at 5:05 PM
The cool thing about driving in cities is that sometimes the left and right lanes both go straight, sometimes the left lane only goes left, sometimes the right lane only goes right, sometimes the right lane goes left, and you don’t find out until you have literally no time to switch lanes.
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
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NFL franchise owners in the EPSTEIN e-mails & assorted docs

Partial list:
*Robert Kraft, owner of the New England Patriots
*Steve Tisch, co-owner of the New York Giants
*Stephen Ross, owner of the Miami Dolphins
*Zygi Wilf, owner of the Minnesota Vikings
*Arthur Blank, owner of the Atlanta Falcons
The NFL Owners and Olympic Organizers in Epstein’s Inbox
The sports media is ignoring the story, but wealthy sports figures are all over the Epstein files.
www.thenation.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Gentlemen, I’d like you to meet my fiancée, Tickles the Farting Monkey
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 PM
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UCLA’s **faculty unions** said no, and the govt is backing off. Its admin was so ready to comply the might have already set up an autopay for the wire transfer bribe money.
UCLA said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is backing off.

Harvard said no to Trump's abusive demands, went to court, and the govt is left sputtering.

Columbia, Cornell, and Northwestern giving in was a big mistake. If only there were lessons against appeasing fascists.
This is a genuinely huge, sweeping victory today for the University of California—or rather, for us, its faculty, acting through our faculty associations, while the UC itself maintained a strict policy of deer-in-headlights silence.

The Trump admin has given up its appeal of a powerful injunction:
February 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day! What’s your favorite sitcom romance?
February 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Right before me and my college roommates moved out of our off campus house, we signed up for like 20 mailing lists under the name Gaye P. Coxsnifter. She’s probably still getting mail there.
February 15, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Do I like Pokémon? No. I love him. He’s great. I love all his work. Pokémon is the man.
February 15, 2026 at 2:21 AM