Konger Bong❓
@turdlybuttface.bsky.social
🐘 kronethjort@cathode.church
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Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
Hobbyist
Fuck ICE, ACAB, Free Palestine, Trans Rights are Human Rights
LFG: 🎲 PF2, DCC, OSR (willing to gm) 🎮 Minecraft, Factorio
DM for discord or steam
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What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.
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*approaching the microphone*
*tapping the mic*
*clearing my throat*
*looking at all the new arrivals*
They're Called Skeets.
*tapping the mic*
*clearing my throat*
*looking at all the new arrivals*
They're Called Skeets.
December 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
*approaching the microphone*
*tapping the mic*
*clearing my throat*
*looking at all the new arrivals*
They're Called Skeets.
*tapping the mic*
*clearing my throat*
*looking at all the new arrivals*
They're Called Skeets.
Jump-starting 2026 by taking down my tree on the 26th.
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Jump-starting 2026 by taking down my tree on the 26th.
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Today 38 Dakota were hung in Mankato, Minnesota by President Abraham Lincoln. This is the largest public execution in U.S. history. After starvation & broken treaties, the Dakota demanded justice against the U.S. They were killed for it. #Dakota38
December 26, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Today 38 Dakota were hung in Mankato, Minnesota by President Abraham Lincoln. This is the largest public execution in U.S. history. After starvation & broken treaties, the Dakota demanded justice against the U.S. They were killed for it. #Dakota38
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Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Mark Cuban just sitting around in a mansion or on a private jet and thinking “hmm, methinks I should bestow the poor with my knowledge” and getting yelled until his feelings are hurt is really funny
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small business owners are literally hitler
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
small business owners are literally hitler
What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.
December 26, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What happened to that Bonger Kong fella? Oh well that's not me, I'm a Konger Bong, an entirely different person from an entirely different place with an entirely different orc doodle as a pfp. Anyways I'm looking for 12 hundred of my closest friends.