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This place is not a place of honor... no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here... nothing valued is here.
Listening to Party Hard while I crack open a Pepsi Zero Sugar while doing the dishes at 12:18 am
January 8, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Listening to Party Hard while I crack open a Pepsi Zero Sugar while doing the dishes at 12:18 am
Nice bismol. Pepto?
Nice mucil. Meta?
Nice aids? Rol?
January 7, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Nice bismol. Pepto?
Call her Kublai Khan the way she give that stately pleasure-dome
she sucking me in a manner most delightful
January 7, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Call her Kublai Khan the way she give that stately pleasure-dome
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"Chop Suey but you overslept"?
I gotchu
I gotchu
January 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"Chop Suey but you overslept"?
I gotchu
I gotchu
Bringing back AIM exactly as it was would fix me
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Bringing back AIM exactly as it was would fix me
Has anyone ever been as cool as early 80's Ralf Hütter from Kraftwerk
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Has anyone ever been as cool as early 80's Ralf Hütter from Kraftwerk
Conceding from the beginning that Maduro is in fact President is certainly a choice
So we’re just announcing foreign strikes and kidnappings of foreign leaders on social media now? No Congress. No explanation.
This is madness.
This is madness.
January 3, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Conceding from the beginning that Maduro is in fact President is certainly a choice
Animorphs #3
Ok, everyone, what book is sacred enough to you to get sworn in on?
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 2, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Animorphs #3
I tried three times and got melancholic, yeasty, and sloppy, which I can’t argue with honestly
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I tried three times and got melancholic, yeasty, and sloppy, which I can’t argue with honestly
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Close your eyes and think of Eric Adams
December 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Close your eyes and think of Eric Adams
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The Luddites created & practiced what was called "collective bargaining through riot" which is probably one of the coolest phrases ever coined about any movement ever
December 31, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The Luddites created & practiced what was called "collective bargaining through riot" which is probably one of the coolest phrases ever coined about any movement ever
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Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
December 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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Reposted by a moron in a hurry
Stood in line at a hot dog stand between Danica Patrick and Michael Madsen, was too nervous to talk to either
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Stood in line at a hot dog stand between Danica Patrick and Michael Madsen, was too nervous to talk to either
Jenny McCarthy blocked me for calling her an accessory to manslaughter
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Jenny McCarthy blocked me for calling her an accessory to manslaughter
We must now fully embrace Swatch Internet Time
The Swatch Group is credited with saving the Swiss watch industry in the 1980s. But right now the company is under pressure, hit by a spending slowdown in China and steep tariffs in the US. Can the watchmaker turn its fortunes around? (from the archive)
Is Time Running Out on Swatch?
The Swatch Group is credited with saving the Swiss watch industry in the 1980s. But right now the company is under pressure, hit by a spending slowdown in China and steep tariffs in the US. Can the watchmaker turn its fortunes around?
(Source: Bloomberg)
bloom.bg
December 30, 2025 at 2:03 AM
We must now fully embrace Swatch Internet Time
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
Brigitte Bardot, the French actress who redefined mid-20th-century movie sex symbolism and then gave up acting to devote her life to the welfare of animals, has died at 91. trib.al/E7pHzGe
December 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
AND THEN WHAT HAPPENED
“Sorry to interrupt,” I said grimly to the Attorney General of the United States as I walked into the closed-door meeting in his office. “I’m here from Interpol.”
"I own William Faulker's cake knife," a sentence that is both straightforward and true, and yet sounds completely deranged
December 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
“Sorry to interrupt,” I said grimly to the Attorney General of the United States as I walked into the closed-door meeting in his office. “I’m here from Interpol.”
I have a Cuban cigar given to someone as a gift by Fidel Castro and smuggled back on Air Force Two
My grandad had a copy of Lincoln’s Devotions that LBJ got Nixon to inscribe to him as a gag gift
I own Olympia Dukakis' Greek fishermen's hat
December 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I have a Cuban cigar given to someone as a gift by Fidel Castro and smuggled back on Air Force Two
How does “Lebensraum” translate into Kalaallisut?
They’re again advocating against Denmark when it comes to Greenland
December 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
How does “Lebensraum” translate into Kalaallisut?
What
As inference splits into prefill and decode, Nvidia's Groq deal could enable a "Rubin SRAM" variant optimized for ultra-low latency agentic reasoning workloads (Gavin Baker/@gavinsbaker)
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Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
December 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
What
This is a Taskmaster task
You enter the room. You assume it's a room, although it's too dark to see the walls. It's illuminated from above by a single spotlight. Hard to see where it's coming from. Under the light, a podium, and atop the podium, a single potato.
December 27, 2025 at 3:48 AM
This is a Taskmaster task