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“Runners at the corners” should mean bases loaded. They’re all corners
That shot of the 2 Mounties holding the Grey Cup is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That shot of the 2 Mounties holding the Grey Cup is the most Canadian thing I’ve ever seen
Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t want someone tracking how fast I get off
According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Maybe it’s just me, but I wouldn’t want someone tracking how fast I get off
I’ve had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you
November 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I’ve had the time of my life, and I owe it all to you
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i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i really think i saw this on here long ago and now i cant find it and so maybe i made it up but anyway here it is
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Getting hygge with it
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Getting hygge with it
Top 5 movie genres
- protagonist kills everybody
- impossibly complex heist
- kid swears a lot
- directed by Christopher Guest
- hornt up people in the 50s
- protagonist kills everybody
- impossibly complex heist
- kid swears a lot
- directed by Christopher Guest
- hornt up people in the 50s
top 5 movie genres
- life is actually hell but at least people are funny
- war is fucking crazy, man
- something that reminds me of my own life but is at least preferable by comparison
- what if the only people in the world were versions of me but clearly inferior?
- just fucking go to therapy
- life is actually hell but at least people are funny
- war is fucking crazy, man
- something that reminds me of my own life but is at least preferable by comparison
- what if the only people in the world were versions of me but clearly inferior?
- just fucking go to therapy
Top 5 movie genres:
- It’s a musical but everyone’s sad.
- “Damn this infernal heat!”
- It’s a Christmas movie but everyone’s sad.
- Wise-cracking gangster but he’s doomed
- It’s a western but everyone’s sad.
- It’s a musical but everyone’s sad.
- “Damn this infernal heat!”
- It’s a Christmas movie but everyone’s sad.
- Wise-cracking gangster but he’s doomed
- It’s a western but everyone’s sad.
November 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Top 5 movie genres
- protagonist kills everybody
- impossibly complex heist
- kid swears a lot
- directed by Christopher Guest
- hornt up people in the 50s
- protagonist kills everybody
- impossibly complex heist
- kid swears a lot
- directed by Christopher Guest
- hornt up people in the 50s
There is exactly one thing in football I’m in favor of making computerized calls about, and it’s ball through the uprights.
Panthers get a walk-off FG, the officials under the uprights apparently couldn't see the ball but the Falcons mascot faceplanted appropriately
November 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There is exactly one thing in football I’m in favor of making computerized calls about, and it’s ball through the uprights.
The city so nice they named it twice: Chicago, Illinois
Hog Butcher for the World,
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders
✊🥲💪
Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat,
Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler;
Stormy, husky, brawling,
City of the Big Shoulders
✊🥲💪
Chicago baby
November 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The city so nice they named it twice: Chicago, Illinois
The one time I was in New Haven in 2004, I picked up Yale’s humor paper, and it said in one story that Yale had alcohol policies “as loose as Larry Summers’s mom”
November 16, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The one time I was in New Haven in 2004, I picked up Yale’s humor paper, and it said in one story that Yale had alcohol policies “as loose as Larry Summers’s mom”
Cleveland has gotta be in the top tier here
Which US city has improved the most over the past 15 years?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Cleveland has gotta be in the top tier here
Here we go
JUST IN: U.S. Secretary of War Hegseth announces Operation Spear to remove “narco-terrorists from our Hemisphere”
November 13, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Here we go
It’s one amazing thing for a small country like Iceland to succeed, but a team from a place that most people haven’t heard of? I’m rooting for them 100%
Will the Faroe Islands men’s national soccer team make it to the World Cup? The climate they train in is brutal, and most of the players have day jobs. But they've performed shockingly well against much higher-ranked opponents. nyti.ms/3LZOtkN
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s one amazing thing for a small country like Iceland to succeed, but a team from a place that most people haven’t heard of? I’m rooting for them 100%
I can try, but at my age it’s tough
That thing you want to do... Do it, twice.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I can try, but at my age it’s tough
Cleveland be like
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Cleveland be like
Whom amongſt us does not ſavour an heated Dog
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Whom amongſt us does not ſavour an heated Dog
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
This is why every town needs a fronton. Nothing better than jai alai with the boys
as the husband of a mahjong addict, dudes need to identify an activity that can be done relatively easily in groups with minimal financial commitment so they can get out of the house for 2-3 hours on a school night, have two beers, and shoot the shit with their buddies.
It won't be mahjong tho.
It won't be mahjong tho.
This is excellent, and great fun to read. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
This is why every town needs a fronton. Nothing better than jai alai with the boys
Call me the gales of November bc I come early
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Call me the gales of November bc I come early
Braver than the troops
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Braver than the troops
Good lord
The only real analog I can think of to Elise Stefanik's decision to run for governor of New York in 2026 is Thích Quảng Đức, the buddhist monk who lit himself on fire at an intersection Saigon in 1963.
November 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Good lord