Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
Messy writer with brilliant personal life.
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Mike Ginn
@shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
· Jan 16
My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
November 10, 2025 at 7:52 AM
i don't enjoy live theater because i have intrusive thoughts about how i could completely ruin the performance, and believe i have a moral prerogative to do so
in the bathtub slowly sliding my head under the water like a female character in a movie experiencing interiority
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 AM
in the bathtub slowly sliding my head under the water like a female character in a movie experiencing interiority
this is an incredibly bad take but sometimes when i think of global warming disproportionately impacting younger generations my mind tells me "that's what they get for not going to movie theaters enough"
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
this is an incredibly bad take but sometimes when i think of global warming disproportionately impacting younger generations my mind tells me "that's what they get for not going to movie theaters enough"
One exciting thing about getting older is seeing all the ways people fold negativity into their personality. A lot of it is just awkward bitterness but I have a few pals exploring genuine curmudgeonly in a way I really love
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
One exciting thing about getting older is seeing all the ways people fold negativity into their personality. A lot of it is just awkward bitterness but I have a few pals exploring genuine curmudgeonly in a way I really love
love that the security guard at the PRODUCE store is strapped
November 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
love that the security guard at the PRODUCE store is strapped
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
One thing that’s kind of nice about so many new movies being bad is you can watch older mid-movies and they feel solid by comparison. Rewatched Phantom Menace and honestly, not bad
November 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
One thing that’s kind of nice about so many new movies being bad is you can watch older mid-movies and they feel solid by comparison. Rewatched Phantom Menace and honestly, not bad
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Can u do me a flavor and nominate me for the hidden gem award (thelukeman) and best streamed series (fornite talk show) UwU it would weally help me out
The Streamer Awards
Official website of The Streamer Awards to submit nominations, votes, predictions, and to learn more about the show. Founded by QTCinderella.
thestreamerawards.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Can u do me a flavor and nominate me for the hidden gem award (thelukeman) and best streamed series (fornite talk show) UwU it would weally help me out
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pretending not to be in a couple will save you $5
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
pretending not to be in a couple will save you $5
I love the sign on the porno theater near me because they had to print out and laminate problematic additions
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love the sign on the porno theater near me because they had to print out and laminate problematic additions
the mirror ceiling at the Apple Store is telling me one thing: this is a great place to throw an orgy
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 PM
the mirror ceiling at the Apple Store is telling me one thing: this is a great place to throw an orgy
I had to buy a new iPhone today and it’s mostly same old shit but I’ve got to say I love the camera’s new Aryan mode
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I had to buy a new iPhone today and it’s mostly same old shit but I’ve got to say I love the camera’s new Aryan mode
Just saw someone get “shhhh’d” at a bookstore. Ma’am… this is not a library
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Just saw someone get “shhhh’d” at a bookstore. Ma’am… this is not a library
in a radical act of whimsy for a man my age, i took a bubble bath and gave myself a wizards beard. then i looked at myself in the mirror with it and thought about every bad thing i've ever done
October 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
in a radical act of whimsy for a man my age, i took a bubble bath and gave myself a wizards beard. then i looked at myself in the mirror with it and thought about every bad thing i've ever done
Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
October 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Got the urge to work on a project I’ve been ignoring for several months, but I’m out running errands. All good though, I’m sure I’ll feel the same when I get home
my $4 protein pop tart does not look very appealing and when I put it in the toaster all the frosting melted off
October 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my $4 protein pop tart does not look very appealing and when I put it in the toaster all the frosting melted off
Being a fairweather fan fucking rocks. Haven’t thought about the Mariners in like 7 years, but I’m so swept up in the playoffs that I feel like I’m going to puke even though we’re up 2 runs
October 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Being a fairweather fan fucking rocks. Haven’t thought about the Mariners in like 7 years, but I’m so swept up in the playoffs that I feel like I’m going to puke even though we’re up 2 runs
The Toronto Bluejays have no chance against the Mariners. Their socialized medicine and superior education system means they have a reduced dependency on x-factor to make it through the world.
October 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The Toronto Bluejays have no chance against the Mariners. Their socialized medicine and superior education system means they have a reduced dependency on x-factor to make it through the world.
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
October 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host
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I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
Have I Got Nuzzi For You
Olivia Nuzzi is set to address her relationship with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. in a forthcoming book, galleys of which are circulating among a select group of readers, Status has learned.
www.status.news
October 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I would honestly rather read a handwritten note from my parents in which they say they regret ever adopting me
After accidentally quitting for two years, I have decided to start writing again. In six months I VOW to have a new feature, one hour, and half hour. Announcing this as a form of pending humiliation (my only known motivator)
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
After accidentally quitting for two years, I have decided to start writing again. In six months I VOW to have a new feature, one hour, and half hour. Announcing this as a form of pending humiliation (my only known motivator)
i love when i overthink a problem so profoundly that i actually do uncover something new at the bottom that puts me at ease. it wasn't an anxiety spiral, i was simply swirling down towards the answer-hole
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 AM
i love when i overthink a problem so profoundly that i actually do uncover something new at the bottom that puts me at ease. it wasn't an anxiety spiral, i was simply swirling down towards the answer-hole
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