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jon rosenberg
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extremely alive cartoonist. I won an award once • http://amultiverse.comhttp://goats.comhttp://patreon.com/jonrosenberghttp://linktr.ee/mrjonrosenberg • he/him
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My adorable five year old niece calls it "Cake Pop Demon Hunters."
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Mark Cuban scab origin story
December 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Miracle on 34th Street still holds up, although requires some suspension of disbelief. There's no such thing as kind, ethical capitalists or lawyers
December 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Home Alone is Die Hard for kids.
December 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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just saw a video asking “i wonder if the people who are like ‘good art is good art regardless of how it got made’ (ie ai) would also enjoy watching ai-generated sports/games/matches” and i can’t stop laughing. it’s such a great parallel that they’ll never accept.
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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In general, AI adoption levels are a measurement of to what extent a particular reward system (a corporation, a market, academia as a whole system) has ceased to distinguish between doing a thing and pretending to do a thing
One of many things the pro-AI crowd doesn't seem to understand is the very important distinction between academic scholarship and the production of papers. Of course they can be related but they're not necessarily the same thing
December 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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:3
December 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When someone annoying unfollows me? That's the best feeling there is.
December 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I like Pluribus a lot but I can understand why some people might not like it. It's because they're bad people with awful taste in television
December 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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How much worse can it get?
Way mo’!
Around half of San Francisco is without power right now and something like 1/3rd of intersections I drove through had waymos stopped in the middle of them making a dangerous situation even worse.

Do not let Waymo into your city.
December 21, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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For anyone unfamiliar, from his Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy book
December 21, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Tell me you don't see it
December 20, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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I got up this morning eager to tell everyone how it's the final day for my game Bolted! on Kickstarter. Just so much to say about that, including sharing the long writeup I did about the game's development.

But then my BURRITO INFLATED in the air fryer and sharing this is FAR MORE PRESSING
December 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Not every problem but probably 60-70% of the problems online could be mitigated by understanding that people you don't know/don't like are still capable of kidding around.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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I hope to live long enough to stupidly smoke again. 90? I’m buying Marlboros and sitting on my porch.
All the people younger than me are terrible, all the people older than me are monsters. Luckily I was born at exactly the right moment.

*leans against a wall in a disaaffected way and puffs on a full-cancer cigarette*

whatever
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There is nothing funnier to me, a man in his 50s, than watching a video where a 30 year old makes fun of 20 year olds. Time is a flat circle
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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No make it creamy
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
No make it creamy
December 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I came close but I'm not going to finish inking this fucking page tonight. Tomorrow I'm making a quick round trip to Ithaca, inking is gonna have to wait until tomorrow night now. This page. Ugh. I might not win this one. It might defeat me.
December 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I am assuming that Hamnet is the updated cyber-age remake of Hamlet. Please do not correct me
December 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Hear me out: every adult in the country takes a near fatal dose of hallucinogens at the exact same time. Then we see where we're at.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Lorem ipsum: dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Vestibulum? Tristique *lorem eu nulla* facilisis ullamcorper. Suspendisse eget urna ipsum, a ullamcorper sapien!!!
a man in a suit and tie is making a face while sitting in a chair .
Alt: Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a face while sitting in a chair .
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December 18, 2025 at 4:59 AM