jon rosenberg
@jonrosenberg.bsky.social
extremely alive cartoonist. I won an award once • http://amultiverse.com • http://goats.com • http://patreon.com/jonrosenberg • http://linktr.ee/mrjonrosenberg • he/him
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There's a new page of Goats. This page nearly broke me, but it's done. www.patreon.com/posts/goats-...
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I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
Remember when Charlie Kirk got shot and the right was like "THIS IS CIVIL WAR!" and three weeks later he was completely forgotten about? That's going to be most all the rest of these assholes too
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I was thinking how when Scott Adams was about to go and rightwingers were saying “you have no idea what impact it’s going to have when Scott Adams dies, he was loved by millions” and then he just died and nothing happened. These ghouls just disappear when they stop talking
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Would she be this pissed if Pavarotti did the Super Bowl
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Would she be this pissed if Pavarotti did the Super Bowl
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this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 PM
this is a subject that's near and dear to my heart
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
1. no you didn't, you retconning fucks
2. your decades of anti-governance "free market" "government never functions" propaganda paved the way for the complete authoritarian decimation of labor, consumer, environmental protections
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“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.”
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.
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honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
honestly respect for the ad that’s just like “pokemon are cool.” they are cool
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Everybody. Lose your monnnaaaaayyy
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Everybody. Lose your monnnaaaaayyy
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
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This years Super Bowl ads are all sponsored by the buy nothing movement
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This years Super Bowl ads are all sponsored by the buy nothing movement
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That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
That Coinbase Superbowl ad is the most desperate thing I've ever seen a company do. Absolute edge-of-collapse behavior.
The common fundamental concept behind all of these ads is they're designed to piss me off
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
The common fundamental concept behind all of these ads is they're designed to piss me off
Remember, Epstein won't read your dyslexia jokes but your friends with dyslexia probably won't either
“Don’t make fun of Epstein’s writing, he may have been dyslexic” is 2017-tier. Not even Woke 1.0. Pre-release Woke.
Woke before it was a minimum viable product.
Woke before it was a minimum viable product.
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Remember, Epstein won't read your dyslexia jokes but your friends with dyslexia probably won't either
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I only became aware of this Peanuts page in the past few years. I think if you asked me for my top five pages of comics, this would have to be on there.
Even without the added context of Schulz's imminent passing, that final line hits like a truck.
Even without the added context of Schulz's imminent passing, that final line hits like a truck.
Here's the full comic, from January 2, 2000. It was the last strip that featured Peppermint Patty, arguably Peanuts greatest character. Schulz died six weeks after it was published. It's perfection.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
I only became aware of this Peanuts page in the past few years. I think if you asked me for my top five pages of comics, this would have to be on there.
Even without the added context of Schulz's imminent passing, that final line hits like a truck.
Even without the added context of Schulz's imminent passing, that final line hits like a truck.
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"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
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Okay, you guys wanted some fun tea on Richard Dawkins? Here you go: one reason he may have gotten super duper angry about me talking about misogyny in atheism
skepchick.org/2026/02/epst...
skepchick.org/2026/02/epst...
Epstein Files Reveal How Pathetic Richard Dawkins & Other Men Are
Transcript: Well, it happened again. I’m mentioned in the Epstein files. Again. You probably saw my first video on this topic and you came away thinking that I’ve spent the past decade being as awe…
skepchick.org
February 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Okay, you guys wanted some fun tea on Richard Dawkins? Here you go: one reason he may have gotten super duper angry about me talking about misogyny in atheism
skepchick.org/2026/02/epst...
skepchick.org/2026/02/epst...
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at the center of modern right wing is a ravenous nihilism that preaches to its aspirants that the ultimate aspiration in life is to rape a literal hole into the center of the universe if it means you will be remembered.
excerpt from the keynote speech at the annual Rape Traffickers Convention
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
at the center of modern right wing is a ravenous nihilism that preaches to its aspirants that the ultimate aspiration in life is to rape a literal hole into the center of the universe if it means you will be remembered.
They took my advice. The newest episode is a new episode of DS9 and it's great
There's been a lot of bad Star Trek over the years, there's been some decisions here to lean into that vibe. I feel like we should have just kept making DS9 and never stopped doing that
February 5, 2026 at 2:23 PM
They took my advice. The newest episode is a new episode of DS9 and it's great
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”
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Gaming’s new coming-of-age genre embraces ‘millennial cringe’
Gaming’s new coming-of-age genre embraces ‘millennial cringe’
Perfect Tides perfectly captures the older millennial college experience, and a time when nobody worried about being embarrassing online
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Gaming’s new coming-of-age genre embraces ‘millennial cringe’
Every day I don't run screaming into the forest forever is an act of extreme courage and bravery. The forest never stops calling
February 3, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Every day I don't run screaming into the forest forever is an act of extreme courage and bravery. The forest never stops calling
I don't need a computer to do art or writing for me. What I need is a computer that alerts me thirty minutes before I'm about to die so I can log on and delete my browser history
February 3, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I don't need a computer to do art or writing for me. What I need is a computer that alerts me thirty minutes before I'm about to die so I can log on and delete my browser history
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A lot of people are choosing to miss the point here which is not “Every problem is super easy to solve and democrats refuse to do it” but that when there *is* a simple solution they will insist it’s much more complicated and the simple solution is impossible.
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 5:26 AM
A lot of people are choosing to miss the point here which is not “Every problem is super easy to solve and democrats refuse to do it” but that when there *is* a simple solution they will insist it’s much more complicated and the simple solution is impossible.
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