John Cullen
@nellucnhoj.bsky.social
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I have no idea what I am doing
He/Him
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John Cullen
@nellucnhoj.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Helloooooo, new followers!
I suppose I should do an intro post.
I john. I comics. Also patreon.
patreon.com/nhoj
I suppose I should do an intro post.
I john. I comics. Also patreon.
patreon.com/nhoj
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snake. you're going to have to eat that entire onion. raw. like an apple.
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
snake. you're going to have to eat that entire onion. raw. like an apple.
I would start going to the gym if the machines looked like they made whimsical cartoon sounds
As many embark boldly (and perhaps temporarily) on brand new gym memberships, here's a look at where it all started: the workout machines of the 19th century: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/zander-gym
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I would start going to the gym if the machines looked like they made whimsical cartoon sounds
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This was a piece I did for an anthology last year. Not too many people seemed to dig it, but I still like it
January 5, 2026 at 3:46 PM
This was a piece I did for an anthology last year. Not too many people seemed to dig it, but I still like it
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In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
January 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.
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Kneel before... SINESTRO??
January 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Kneel before... SINESTRO??
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This is my favorite part
January 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is my favorite part
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I finally started reading Earthsea
January 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I finally started reading Earthsea
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people really do this
January 5, 2026 at 3:07 PM
people really do this
Dunno why it's the case, but as I'm gradually getting over whatever had me under the weather these past few days, I feel slightly... out of it? It's kind of like feeling a little tipsy after alcohol.
I don't know if this is just my body's way of reacting to getting back to normal or what.
I don't know if this is just my body's way of reacting to getting back to normal or what.
January 5, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Dunno why it's the case, but as I'm gradually getting over whatever had me under the weather these past few days, I feel slightly... out of it? It's kind of like feeling a little tipsy after alcohol.
I don't know if this is just my body's way of reacting to getting back to normal or what.
I don't know if this is just my body's way of reacting to getting back to normal or what.
This is still on Steam, so grab it while you can. I paid less than €4 for both it and the soundtrack.
River City Ransom: Underground $2.99 on Steam (being delisted soon) buff.ly/G9J0mkz
Could be delisted by end of tomorrow since screenshots/media are already deleted
Could be delisted by end of tomorrow since screenshots/media are already deleted
January 5, 2026 at 2:09 PM
This is still on Steam, so grab it while you can. I paid less than €4 for both it and the soundtrack.
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Pro digital artist tip: make things easier and more organised for yourself by naming your layers!
January 5, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Pro digital artist tip: make things easier and more organised for yourself by naming your layers!
I had a voucher burning a hole in my pocket, so my first album purchase for 2026 had to be this
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I had a voucher burning a hole in my pocket, so my first album purchase for 2026 had to be this
The kind of energy we all need to bring into the new year.
I’m a huge fan of Godmachine’s work, and his attitude to commissions only reaffirms it. Artists, know your worth 🤘
January 5, 2026 at 12:56 PM
The kind of energy we all need to bring into the new year.
Whatever illness I had the past few days seems to have mostly lifted, thank feck.
Today's the first day of the new year where I actually feel myself again.
Today's the first day of the new year where I actually feel myself again.
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Whatever illness I had the past few days seems to have mostly lifted, thank feck.
Today's the first day of the new year where I actually feel myself again.
Today's the first day of the new year where I actually feel myself again.
Oh yeah, I meant to show this after I picked it up on a recent trip to get some vinyl records.
Early into my vinyl buying days, and this is one of the luckiest finds I've made.
Early into my vinyl buying days, and this is one of the luckiest finds I've made.
January 5, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Oh yeah, I meant to show this after I picked it up on a recent trip to get some vinyl records.
Early into my vinyl buying days, and this is one of the luckiest finds I've made.
Early into my vinyl buying days, and this is one of the luckiest finds I've made.
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i'm here for the funny comics and thoughtful (social) commentary, but also...
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I have a great need
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Scary Gorgon @scarygorgon.bsky... 3mo
THEY'RE HERE
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hello
here is a horse furiously pissing
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January 5, 2026 at 7:38 AM
i'm here for the funny comics and thoughtful (social) commentary, but also...
I don't want to call it a resolution (as they exist to be broken), but I want to get myself into the habit of popping on an album when I read in the evening.
Last night was Twin Peaks, tonight, it's this.
Last night was Twin Peaks, tonight, it's this.
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I don't want to call it a resolution (as they exist to be broken), but I want to get myself into the habit of popping on an album when I read in the evening.
Last night was Twin Peaks, tonight, it's this.
Last night was Twin Peaks, tonight, it's this.
my face when listening to a podcast episode, and the American hosts all break into stereotypical Irish accents
a close up of a cat 's face with a long whisker looking at the camera .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with a long whisker looking at the camera .
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January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
my face when listening to a podcast episode, and the American hosts all break into stereotypical Irish accents
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January 4, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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l u x u r i a t i n g
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
l u x u r i a t i n g
Between the (possible?) flu I have, and the medication I'm taking, I feel practically loopy. Almost like being tipsy.
It's weird.
It's weird.
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Between the (possible?) flu I have, and the medication I'm taking, I feel practically loopy. Almost like being tipsy.
It's weird.
It's weird.
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I am currently very obsessed with Alex Toth’s character designs from the Hanna Barbera/ Ruby Spears era
January 4, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I am currently very obsessed with Alex Toth’s character designs from the Hanna Barbera/ Ruby Spears era