Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
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Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
· May 20
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
man I always forget how astoundingly great MAD MEN is
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
man I always forget how astoundingly great MAD MEN is
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sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
a bird can be descended from a dragon. discuss.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
a bird can be descended from a dragon. discuss.
an olympic figure skater is doing a Dune-themed skate and can I get a HELL YEAH BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
an olympic figure skater is doing a Dune-themed skate and can I get a HELL YEAH BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
important news: *two* nonfiction books I preordered are out today, including one I totally forgot about. are they both about (or partially about) people making movies? first of all, I don't have to tell you shit, jack
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
important news: *two* nonfiction books I preordered are out today, including one I totally forgot about. are they both about (or partially about) people making movies? first of all, I don't have to tell you shit, jack
so excited my body decided at 4:30am I am wide awake and there’s no chance at sleeping more. guess I will sit and read until my cat wakes up and demands attention
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
so excited my body decided at 4:30am I am wide awake and there’s no chance at sleeping more. guess I will sit and read until my cat wakes up and demands attention
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Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
fuck it, rewatching BOSCH
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
fuck it, rewatching BOSCH
watching THE PITT I now understand how my mom would ignore me until a commercial break even if I was on fire or choking during ER
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
watching THE PITT I now understand how my mom would ignore me until a commercial break even if I was on fire or choking during ER
legit tho I bet you got a million older white dudes who watched bad bunny and then quietly googled “puerto rican dance lessons near me”
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
legit tho I bet you got a million older white dudes who watched bad bunny and then quietly googled “puerto rican dance lessons near me”
regret to inform you that kid rock has died after his jorts cut off all circulation to his butthole and he exploded
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
regret to inform you that kid rock has died after his jorts cut off all circulation to his butthole and he exploded
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
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Fancy football cat update
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fancy football cat update
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Have identified my new friend for this sporting event
February 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Have identified my new friend for this sporting event
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why watch the game when instead Tiberius
February 9, 2026 at 2:44 AM
why watch the game when instead Tiberius
lmao okay that budweiser commercial kicked ass
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
lmao okay that budweiser commercial kicked ass
friend at my party just said “the seahawks have a way better fursona” and I paused and went “do you mean their fucking MASCOT?”
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
friend at my party just said “the seahawks have a way better fursona” and I paused and went “do you mean their fucking MASCOT?”
that halftime show was fun as hell. imagine being mad at people dancing and having a good time. fuck you
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
that halftime show was fun as hell. imagine being mad at people dancing and having a good time. fuck you
I bet humboldt park is having a goddamn amazing time right now and hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
I bet humboldt park is having a goddamn amazing time right now and hell yeah
that sound you heard was the aging newspaper columnists opening up their laptops to begin angrily typing
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
that sound you heard was the aging newspaper columnists opening up their laptops to begin angrily typing
how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
were the super bowl ads ever good or did we just have terry tate and that’s it
February 9, 2026 at 12:55 AM
were the super bowl ads ever good or did we just have terry tate and that’s it
we are ready to sport
February 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
we are ready to sport
anyone know of any big events happening today? something that's worth getting friends together, maybe eating ribs, ordering pizza, finding new things to dip chips into? preferably we can watch this event on television. thanks
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
anyone know of any big events happening today? something that's worth getting friends together, maybe eating ribs, ordering pizza, finding new things to dip chips into? preferably we can watch this event on television. thanks