Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
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Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
· May 20
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
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Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Guy seething with jealousy: Well, I think the normal sky is already pretty cool
ate a $27 hotel restaurant cheeseburger that, if I’m being honest, barely tasted above a $16 hotel restaurant cheeseburger
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ate a $27 hotel restaurant cheeseburger that, if I’m being honest, barely tasted above a $16 hotel restaurant cheeseburger
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A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
A siege-breaking snowstorm followed by the strongest aurora in living memory is proof that Chicago has the Mandate of Heaven and its enemies will die by her sword
if you overhear too many guys in tech vests while in san francisco it’s just like someone opening their eyes outside in bird box
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if you overhear too many guys in tech vests while in san francisco it’s just like someone opening their eyes outside in bird box
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[guy who’s read all the caro LBJ biographies] do you know who could’ve gotten his senate votes in line and wouldn’t have been a little bitch about it
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
[guy who’s read all the caro LBJ biographies] do you know who could’ve gotten his senate votes in line and wouldn’t have been a little bitch about it
HEAT (1995)
ROAD TO PERDITION (2002)
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
WILD HOGS (2007)
ROAD TO PERDITION (2002)
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
WILD HOGS (2007)
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
HEAT (1995)
ROAD TO PERDITION (2002)
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
WILD HOGS (2007)
ROAD TO PERDITION (2002)
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
WILD HOGS (2007)
hello from san francisco, does anyone know if they have food here?
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
hello from san francisco, does anyone know if they have food here?
my dad was drafted into vietnam after college. he went, unhappy about the whole deal, but he went. saw astoundingly gruesomeness, including the aftermath at hamburger hill. he wasn’t there for the start—his helicopter got shot down en route. then, under enemy fire, pulled everyone to safety.
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
my dad was drafted into vietnam after college. he went, unhappy about the whole deal, but he went. saw astoundingly gruesomeness, including the aftermath at hamburger hill. he wasn’t there for the start—his helicopter got shot down en route. then, under enemy fire, pulled everyone to safety.
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
hello from the set of home alone
November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
hello from the set of home alone
[guy who’s read all the caro LBJ biographies] do you know who could’ve gotten his senate votes in line and wouldn’t have been a little bitch about it
November 11, 2025 at 12:55 PM
[guy who’s read all the caro LBJ biographies] do you know who could’ve gotten his senate votes in line and wouldn’t have been a little bitch about it
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area man dream of garage gym finally realized while rest of life in shambles
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
area man dream of garage gym finally realized while rest of life in shambles
going to san francisco tomorrow anyone need anything
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
going to san francisco tomorrow anyone need anything
finally fixing a blind spot tonight by watching THE WILD BUNCH. watch this space
November 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
finally fixing a blind spot tonight by watching THE WILD BUNCH. watch this space
if you die in connections you die in real life
November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM
if you die in connections you die in real life
the lunch desirer has Logged On
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
the lunch desirer has Logged On
area man dream of garage gym finally realized while rest of life in shambles
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
area man dream of garage gym finally realized while rest of life in shambles
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remember remember
the 10th of November
when the Edmund Fitzgerald was sunk
it's this day that heralds
the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
did not deserve that last big dunk
the 10th of November
when the Edmund Fitzgerald was sunk
it's this day that heralds
the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
did not deserve that last big dunk
November 10, 2024 at 6:51 PM
remember remember
the 10th of November
when the Edmund Fitzgerald was sunk
it's this day that heralds
the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
did not deserve that last big dunk
the 10th of November
when the Edmund Fitzgerald was sunk
it's this day that heralds
the SS Edmund Fitzgerald
did not deserve that last big dunk
not related to anything but did you know sen. dick durbin's chicago office has a voice mail option available at 312-353-4952? interesting fact.
November 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
not related to anything but did you know sen. dick durbin's chicago office has a voice mail option available at 312-353-4952? interesting fact.
dems need their own loud and angry as fuck contingent who will primary all these jokers. call it the salt party
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
dems need their own loud and angry as fuck contingent who will primary all these jokers. call it the salt party
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seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more
November 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
seems like the easier solution is to give everyone free healthcare and pay for it by like buying 17 less missiles or taxing 53 dudes 1.8 percent more
100 percent was in a battle with my neighbor as I also shoveled his driveway that connects with mine after already shoveling his and my other neighbors’ sidewalk as he tried in vain to move some snow
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
100 percent was in a battle with my neighbor as I also shoveled his driveway that connects with mine after already shoveling his and my other neighbors’ sidewalk as he tried in vain to move some snow
they’re calling it the schumer surrender, many are saying it’s a worse betrayal than benedict arnold
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
they’re calling it the schumer surrender, many are saying it’s a worse betrayal than benedict arnold
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ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet
November 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
ai this. virtual reality glasses that. why the FUCK don’t we have the clamshell phone from IT FOLLOWS yet