Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
Chicago person. Nonfiction books with Penguin Random House. Journalism in Esquire, NPR, Chicago Tribune, Chicago Sun-Times, Boston Globe, elsewhere. Fiction in some hip spots. 2023 Hugh Holton award winner. Medium tall.
Pinned
Andy Boyle
@andymboyle.bsky.social
ยท May 20
cool they made a condiment for when you've completely given the fuck up
hoo boy that was a middle aged sentence right there, yessirree bob
February 11, 2026 at 1:31 AM
hoo boy that was a middle aged sentence right there, yessirree bob
man I always forget how astoundingly great MAD MEN is
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 AM
man I always forget how astoundingly great MAD MEN is
Reposted by Andy Boyle
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
a bird can be descended from a dragon. discuss.
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
a bird can be descended from a dragon. discuss.
may his skate cleanse the world!! may Shai-Hulud clear the path before him!!!
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
may his skate cleanse the world!! may Shai-Hulud clear the path before him!!!
an olympic figure skater is doing a Dune-themed skate and can I get a HELL YEAH BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
an olympic figure skater is doing a Dune-themed skate and can I get a HELL YEAH BLESS THE MAKER AND HIS WATER
important news: *two* nonfiction books I preordered are out today, including one I totally forgot about. are they both about (or partially about) people making movies? first of all, I don't have to tell you shit, jack
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
important news: *two* nonfiction books I preordered are out today, including one I totally forgot about. are they both about (or partially about) people making movies? first of all, I don't have to tell you shit, jack
that didnโt take long
February 10, 2026 at 11:38 AM
that didnโt take long
so excited my body decided at 4:30am I am wide awake and thereโs no chance at sleeping more. guess I will sit and read until my cat wakes up and demands attention
February 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
so excited my body decided at 4:30am I am wide awake and thereโs no chance at sleeping more. guess I will sit and read until my cat wakes up and demands attention
let me check with the primary sources and get back to you
February 10, 2026 at 11:27 AM
let me check with the primary sources and get back to you
godโs up that hill you gotta run up tho
February 10, 2026 at 11:20 AM
godโs up that hill you gotta run up tho
Reposted by Andy Boyle
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. Itโs annoying. โYou must walk through the door.โ Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. Itโs annoying. โYou must walk through the door.โ Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night
oh she loved me. she also says she knew her and my dad would fuck me up somehow despite their best efforts. and thus: writer
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
oh she loved me. she also says she knew her and my dad would fuck me up somehow despite their best efforts. and thus: writer
middle aged man posting
February 10, 2026 at 2:23 AM
middle aged man posting
fuck it, rewatching BOSCH
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
fuck it, rewatching BOSCH
yo this whips ass. great work!
February 10, 2026 at 2:04 AM
yo this whips ass. great work!
like legit I had an asthma attack during an episode and she told me to lay down in the hallway and it would probably go away (lol)
February 10, 2026 at 12:58 AM
like legit I had an asthma attack during an episode and she told me to lay down in the hallway and it would probably go away (lol)
watching THE PITT I now understand how my mom would ignore me until a commercial break even if I was on fire or choking during ER
February 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
watching THE PITT I now understand how my mom would ignore me until a commercial break even if I was on fire or choking during ER
sorry that he just wants to boogie!!!
February 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
sorry that he just wants to boogie!!!
legit tho I bet you got a million older white dudes who watched bad bunny and then quietly googled โpuerto rican dance lessons near meโ
February 9, 2026 at 5:06 PM
legit tho I bet you got a million older white dudes who watched bad bunny and then quietly googled โpuerto rican dance lessons near meโ
in honor of his fans, flags at custody hearings will be lowered to half-staff
February 9, 2026 at 4:45 PM
in honor of his fans, flags at custody hearings will be lowered to half-staff
regret to inform you that kid rock has died after his jorts cut off all circulation to his butthole and he exploded
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
regret to inform you that kid rock has died after his jorts cut off all circulation to his butthole and he exploded
Reposted by Andy Boyle
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
fyi we watched the thing
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
fyi we watched the thing
Reposted by Andy Boyle
Fancy football cat update
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Fancy football cat update