I’m not active on Twitter anymore but if I were I’d be so annoyed that I stopped following Joyce Carol Oates over some previous horrible take. Joyce Carol Oates is the Azealia Banks of literature. Embarrassing but very entertaining and often deadly towards people who deserve it
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m not active on Twitter anymore but if I were I’d be so annoyed that I stopped following Joyce Carol Oates over some previous horrible take. Joyce Carol Oates is the Azealia Banks of literature. Embarrassing but very entertaining and often deadly towards people who deserve it
This weekend I stumbled upon a classic car show. I was blown away by this paint job that fully transitions from maroon to yellow as the light changes
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
This weekend I stumbled upon a classic car show. I was blown away by this paint job that fully transitions from maroon to yellow as the light changes
Incredibly depressing that the Democrats have bet it all on the pathetic state of our nation's attention span, confident that by the time these assholes can be primaried we will be too busy asking Grok if it's true that Trump shat himself in the middle of his most recent Nazi rally.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Incredibly depressing that the Democrats have bet it all on the pathetic state of our nation's attention span, confident that by the time these assholes can be primaried we will be too busy asking Grok if it's true that Trump shat himself in the middle of his most recent Nazi rally.
NFL should give 4pts for field goal kickers who hit the uprights. make things more interesting when a team has an easy FG but is way behind. I’m a fucking genius I got a thousand more ideas like this
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
NFL should give 4pts for field goal kickers who hit the uprights. make things more interesting when a team has an easy FG but is way behind. I’m a fucking genius I got a thousand more ideas like this
I’ve been loving the Netflix series Ripley up until the final episode when the detective misuses the phrase “begs the question” in the modern way, which has ruined my entire life
a close up of a man 's face with a netflix logo on the bottom
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November 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve been loving the Netflix series Ripley up until the final episode when the detective misuses the phrase “begs the question” in the modern way, which has ruined my entire life
“No soliciting. Proselytizers will be shown out the back door.”
November 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“No soliciting. Proselytizers will be shown out the back door.”
An older lady at this hotel just mistook me for the pool’s towel girl. I AM standing near the towels. I am also soaking wet, wearing a wetsuit, standing next to a surfboard, and guzzling water. I handed her a towel & then asked where my tip is. She laughed & wandered off.
November 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
An older lady at this hotel just mistook me for the pool’s towel girl. I AM standing near the towels. I am also soaking wet, wearing a wetsuit, standing next to a surfboard, and guzzling water. I handed her a towel & then asked where my tip is. She laughed & wandered off.
waking up in a hotel is disorienting enough without wondering how the sun is rising over the Pacific
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 PM
waking up in a hotel is disorienting enough without wondering how the sun is rising over the Pacific
The lady in front of me at the grocery stood there doing nothing while the single cashier rang up her overflowing cart and then slowly bagged each item. I wanted to say something but didn't. I'm so mad that it only occurred to me later that I should have just started helping the cashier bag things.
November 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The lady in front of me at the grocery stood there doing nothing while the single cashier rang up her overflowing cart and then slowly bagged each item. I wanted to say something but didn't. I'm so mad that it only occurred to me later that I should have just started helping the cashier bag things.
I'm accustomed to people asking me for links that are in the YouTube description, including the TRANSCRIPT when they arrive via YouTube & don't read the description. But this person is replying to a link TO THE TRANSCRIPT. I'm telling you: media literacy is in the toilet & it's only getting worse
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm accustomed to people asking me for links that are in the YouTube description, including the TRANSCRIPT when they arrive via YouTube & don't read the description. But this person is replying to a link TO THE TRANSCRIPT. I'm telling you: media literacy is in the toilet & it's only getting worse
Our second (observational) foraging hike was a great success! Now to spend hours trying to figure out what kind of fun guy is in each pic, like a normal person would do. (I have more pics if anyone enjoys helping ID. Again, this is observational only so I’m not eating any of this I promise)
November 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Our second (observational) foraging hike was a great success! Now to spend hours trying to figure out what kind of fun guy is in each pic, like a normal person would do. (I have more pics if anyone enjoys helping ID. Again, this is observational only so I’m not eating any of this I promise)
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lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
lf Dems had any sense they'd treat this guy the way the right treated Kyle Rittenhouse. Put him on tour. Give him Morning Joe's spot or something.
Dr. Siouxsie Wiles saved lives during the pandemic by educating the public about what was happening. During that time, she withstood relentless harassment from conspiracy theorists & went to court to force employers to protect people like her. Here's her story! 🧪 www.patreon.com/posts/142933...
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November 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Dr. Siouxsie Wiles saved lives during the pandemic by educating the public about what was happening. During that time, she withstood relentless harassment from conspiracy theorists & went to court to force employers to protect people like her. Here's her story! 🧪 www.patreon.com/posts/142933...
Okay, I deleted it. I am (hopefully) am a few weeks away from fully speaking my mind.
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Okay, I deleted it. I am (hopefully) am a few weeks away from fully speaking my mind.
Mainstream news in 2025: Oh nO a scArY mArxIsT is rUnnInG NeW yOrK
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November 5, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Mainstream news in 2025: Oh nO a scArY mArxIsT is rUnnInG NeW yOrK
random public artist in 1935:
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I can imagine this would be helpful for anyone with, say, dementia who is wandering around and not sure where they are.
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I can imagine this would be helpful for anyone with, say, dementia who is wandering around and not sure where they are.
It's cool that all these ppl are braving a long line to vote Yes on 50 but.....I cast my vote last month by riding my little bicycle to a ballot box and dropping it in. What has failed to cause a backup? People shouldn't have to brave anything to vote. It should be easy
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California Prop 50 voters commit to long lines at the polls to be heard on redistricting
Jacob Soboroff talks with California voters waiting on a long line to cast their vote on Prop 50 to decide whether California should change its congressional districts to bolster Democratic power in C...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's cool that all these ppl are braving a long line to vote Yes on 50 but.....I cast my vote last month by riding my little bicycle to a ballot box and dropping it in. What has failed to cause a backup? People shouldn't have to brave anything to vote. It should be easy
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Incredible thread. I haven't felt this much joy since I woke up this morning and learned Dick Cheney died.
Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.
'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Incredible thread. I haven't felt this much joy since I woke up this morning and learned Dick Cheney died.
Fun fact: if you're wondering why you can't watch Monday Night Football* on your usual streaming service, it's because Google and Disney are arguing over whether you should be able to see tomorrow's election night coverage
*I don't care what you think about football
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*I don't care what you think about football
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Google Spurns Disney's Request to Restore ABC to YouTube TV for Election Night, Instead Proposes Letting Users Watch ESPN, ABC as Talks Continue — Variety
The war of words between Disney and Google continues -- on the fourth day of the blackout of ESPN, ABC and other Disney networks on YouTube TV amid a fee dispute.
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November 4, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Fun fact: if you're wondering why you can't watch Monday Night Football* on your usual streaming service, it's because Google and Disney are arguing over whether you should be able to see tomorrow's election night coverage
*I don't care what you think about football
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*I don't care what you think about football
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As part of adulthood my husband and I set up a living trust, and our advisor also suggested doing a donor-advised fund thing bc we do a lot of charitable donations. My husband just apologized to me for testing the system with a donation to a local food bank and I love him so much??
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
As part of adulthood my husband and I set up a living trust, and our advisor also suggested doing a donor-advised fund thing bc we do a lot of charitable donations. My husband just apologized to me for testing the system with a donation to a local food bank and I love him so much??
I hate when restaurants are like "here's a 400 meat dishes & 2 vegan options." It's like whoa, calm down, what about those of us who tolerate just a little bit of animal abuse? And also this is a big red flag for paying $20 for a bowl of unseasoned spinach that is absolutely infested with e. Coli
November 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I hate when restaurants are like "here's a 400 meat dishes & 2 vegan options." It's like whoa, calm down, what about those of us who tolerate just a little bit of animal abuse? And also this is a big red flag for paying $20 for a bowl of unseasoned spinach that is absolutely infested with e. Coli
I dislike the LA Dodgers for all the usual reasons, but I did want them to win in the insane overtime game bc their fans were the ones sticking it out. But if they win they will def go shake Trump’s hand like a bunch of fucking Nazis and I don’t think the Blue Jays will do that?
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I dislike the LA Dodgers for all the usual reasons, but I did want them to win in the insane overtime game bc their fans were the ones sticking it out. But if they win they will def go shake Trump’s hand like a bunch of fucking Nazis and I don’t think the Blue Jays will do that?
mushroom foraging is just like catching pokémon: there are different types, you gotta learn the best places to look for them, and you need to be very sure you’ve IDed them correctly before you eat one
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
mushroom foraging is just like catching pokémon: there are different types, you gotta learn the best places to look for them, and you need to be very sure you’ve IDed them correctly before you eat one
I don’t even know what to say. he just looks like this. just a floppy little muppet
November 1, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don’t even know what to say. he just looks like this. just a floppy little muppet