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horror | movies | horror movies | nerd stuff
trans and reproductive rights
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reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
May 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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Pretty much ever since I learned of the existence of Mia Goth, I've been wanting to see her cast as Immacolata in an adaptation of Clive Barker's WEAVEWORLD.
January 6, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Pretty much ever since I learned of the existence of Mia Goth, I've been wanting to see her cast as Immacolata in an adaptation of Clive Barker's WEAVEWORLD.
from what
January 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
from what
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NEW STORY DAY!
“I Met You on the Train” is now out at @uncannymagazine.bsky.social
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/i-me...
“I Met You on the Train” is now out at @uncannymagazine.bsky.social
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/i-me...
I Met You on the Train - Uncanny Magazine
I met you on the train. The first time it happened, I didn’t know what to do or what to say to you. I just saw your patches on your backpack. And they were from the same TV show that mine were from. S...
www.uncannymagazine.com
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
NEW STORY DAY!
“I Met You on the Train” is now out at @uncannymagazine.bsky.social
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/i-me...
“I Met You on the Train” is now out at @uncannymagazine.bsky.social
www.uncannymagazine.com/article/i-me...
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I need to chat with someone who is selling roleplaying games on itch and/or dtrpg, anyone willing to slide into my DM's to ask a couple of questions?
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I need to chat with someone who is selling roleplaying games on itch and/or dtrpg, anyone willing to slide into my DM's to ask a couple of questions?
Evergreen or something
January 6, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Evergreen or something
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear
As good a reason as any to see a movie, says I
Yeah, this was basically WAY OF WATER 2: WAY OF WATERER but it had a giant pterodactyl body slam a gunship.
Settling in for the big eco nerd's new big eco nerd movie.
January 6, 2026 at 9:04 PM
As good a reason as any to see a movie, says I
To subtweet some discussion flying around my feed, there's shit that's worth getting all pissy about online, and there's shit that isn't
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
To subtweet some discussion flying around my feed, there's shit that's worth getting all pissy about online, and there's shit that isn't
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[SCENE: '80 horror movie]
LARDBUTT: Duh wow Flep, the newscaster said something about a radioactive meteorite striking Camp Brownface, which is where we're going.
FLEP: Shut up and eat another sandwich, Lardbutt! I wanna ROCK!
[FLEP changes the dial to THE WORST ROCK SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD]
LARDBUTT: Duh wow Flep, the newscaster said something about a radioactive meteorite striking Camp Brownface, which is where we're going.
FLEP: Shut up and eat another sandwich, Lardbutt! I wanna ROCK!
[FLEP changes the dial to THE WORST ROCK SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD]
October 25, 2024 at 11:32 PM
[SCENE: '80 horror movie]
LARDBUTT: Duh wow Flep, the newscaster said something about a radioactive meteorite striking Camp Brownface, which is where we're going.
FLEP: Shut up and eat another sandwich, Lardbutt! I wanna ROCK!
[FLEP changes the dial to THE WORST ROCK SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD]
LARDBUTT: Duh wow Flep, the newscaster said something about a radioactive meteorite striking Camp Brownface, which is where we're going.
FLEP: Shut up and eat another sandwich, Lardbutt! I wanna ROCK!
[FLEP changes the dial to THE WORST ROCK SONG YOU'VE EVER HEARD]
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"Belonging", AD Zack Stella, for Magic's Lorwyn Eclipsed. My beautiful noodle beast!! Lord of the changelings!!
January 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
"Belonging", AD Zack Stella, for Magic's Lorwyn Eclipsed. My beautiful noodle beast!! Lord of the changelings!!
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The issue is that everyone thinks you "consume" media, like eating food, and so all the parts of it become part of what you make afterwards, so if you "consume" something problematic then now you're problematic too, even if you think you aren't.
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
The issue is that everyone thinks you "consume" media, like eating food, and so all the parts of it become part of what you make afterwards, so if you "consume" something problematic then now you're problematic too, even if you think you aren't.
The seeker of scents
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The seeker of scents
The latter-day MCU
January 6, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The latter-day MCU
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This is barely a take but Michael Bay is a good director. I don't like all his movies but he's usually swinging for the fences, and that's a type of energy Hollywood doesn't have much of anymore. He may be a weird maniac but that energy radiates off the screen and that's how you know a human made it
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:12 PM
This is barely a take but Michael Bay is a good director. I don't like all his movies but he's usually swinging for the fences, and that's a type of energy Hollywood doesn't have much of anymore. He may be a weird maniac but that energy radiates off the screen and that's how you know a human made it
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a lot of our problems stem from the fact that i think my identity is like totally real while your identity is just some phony bullshit you made up
fact is both are true for both of us
your identity and mine are constructs and are very real
shared identity must be consensual or else it's fascism
fact is both are true for both of us
your identity and mine are constructs and are very real
shared identity must be consensual or else it's fascism
January 6, 2026 at 5:20 PM
a lot of our problems stem from the fact that i think my identity is like totally real while your identity is just some phony bullshit you made up
fact is both are true for both of us
your identity and mine are constructs and are very real
shared identity must be consensual or else it's fascism
fact is both are true for both of us
your identity and mine are constructs and are very real
shared identity must be consensual or else it's fascism
Watched episode 1 of PLURIBUS and Vince Gilligan hasn't lost a step
January 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Watched episode 1 of PLURIBUS and Vince Gilligan hasn't lost a step
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trying to lift spirits like a mom with a depressed teen: hey remember when cheney died? remember when that guy got kirked? remember when that guy said you wouldn't last three seconds in his dead moms pussy? what we did to fallon? you used to have so much fun here c'mon
January 6, 2026 at 2:38 PM
trying to lift spirits like a mom with a depressed teen: hey remember when cheney died? remember when that guy got kirked? remember when that guy said you wouldn't last three seconds in his dead moms pussy? what we did to fallon? you used to have so much fun here c'mon
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lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
January 6, 2026 at 6:45 AM
lot of things i could say here but mostly i guess i would like to implore everyone to find a personality other than "least favorite roommate during a house meeting in portland, oregon"
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The most annoying thing about stranger things for me is the nose bleed stuff
They’re cribbing off psychic powers causing nosebleeds in firestarter
But they forgot or didn’t realize those nosebleeds are cuz he’s lacerating his own brain every time he uses his powers and he’s slowly dying from it
They’re cribbing off psychic powers causing nosebleeds in firestarter
But they forgot or didn’t realize those nosebleeds are cuz he’s lacerating his own brain every time he uses his powers and he’s slowly dying from it
January 6, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The most annoying thing about stranger things for me is the nose bleed stuff
They’re cribbing off psychic powers causing nosebleeds in firestarter
But they forgot or didn’t realize those nosebleeds are cuz he’s lacerating his own brain every time he uses his powers and he’s slowly dying from it
They’re cribbing off psychic powers causing nosebleeds in firestarter
But they forgot or didn’t realize those nosebleeds are cuz he’s lacerating his own brain every time he uses his powers and he’s slowly dying from it
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I close my eyes. I’m stressed. I’m scared. But I pray to a God I have no faith in. May my words be heard today. I chant. “Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.”
January 6, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I close my eyes. I’m stressed. I’m scared. But I pray to a God I have no faith in. May my words be heard today. I chant. “Open the door. Get on the floor. Everybody walk the dinosaur.”
Relish and hot sauce are vital components of a tuna sandwich
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Relish and hot sauce are vital components of a tuna sandwich
IMO one of the funniest things to ever happen in Star Trek was in DS9 when they're flying around in a tiny miniaturized runabout and Jadzia straight puts a photon torpedo through a guy's chest
January 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
IMO one of the funniest things to ever happen in Star Trek was in DS9 when they're flying around in a tiny miniaturized runabout and Jadzia straight puts a photon torpedo through a guy's chest
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It's Epiphany but alls I sees around here are a buncha wise guys 😒
January 6, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It's Epiphany but alls I sees around here are a buncha wise guys 😒
I've been thinking it over and concluded that ultimately soul belongs to prog rock. My most formative musical experiences are inextricably tied to it
January 6, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I've been thinking it over and concluded that ultimately soul belongs to prog rock. My most formative musical experiences are inextricably tied to it