Bill Smiley
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Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
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...okay, i haven't watched anything of STRANGER THINGS since the second season so I'm a little baffled how it ended up "shootout with a giant boss monster from the RESISTENCE games while the psychic girl superhero fights a Tyrant from RESIDENT EVIL."
February 17, 2026 at 3:42 AM
...okay, i haven't watched anything of STRANGER THINGS since the second season so I'm a little baffled how it ended up "shootout with a giant boss monster from the RESISTENCE games while the psychic girl superhero fights a Tyrant from RESIDENT EVIL."
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Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
February 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Tried to upload to Patreon a little while back but it refused. 😔
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
Watched dumb Stranger Things finale. Couldn't stop cackling "wiki-wiki-wild" because of giant wasteland spider. Synced one beat to the action and watched IN HORROR as it continued to match PERFECTLY.
I AM COMPELLED TO SHARE THE PAIN.
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Much like how older millennials didn’t have YA novels so they had to jump from Babysitter’s Club to Stephen King’s It. Older Millennials also didn’t have access to Shounen, so 15 year old you sat on the floor of the manga section at the Boarders reading Blade of the Immortal and Crying Freeman
February 16, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Much like how older millennials didn’t have YA novels so they had to jump from Babysitter’s Club to Stephen King’s It. Older Millennials also didn’t have access to Shounen, so 15 year old you sat on the floor of the manga section at the Boarders reading Blade of the Immortal and Crying Freeman
okay reading up on the history Rawhead and Bloody Bones and seeing its transformation from a demon to a water monster to two separate creatures using the two names to a pig monster raised up by conjure woman to get revenge. Yeah, definitely using the witch with the big scary pig version in something
February 17, 2026 at 2:09 AM
okay reading up on the history Rawhead and Bloody Bones and seeing its transformation from a demon to a water monster to two separate creatures using the two names to a pig monster raised up by conjure woman to get revenge. Yeah, definitely using the witch with the big scary pig version in something
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I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
One of the interesting things this time around is just how hollow the whole thing sounds. In the past, people have been able to use the empty concept of electability to anoint and position the person they demanded, but now that Republicans are getting obliterated everywhere, that doesn't work.
If I were a Democrat concerned about winning elections and was hearing that a significant number of voters wouldn’t support Gavin Newsom in 2028, I would simply stop pushing Gavin Newsom in 2026.
February 16, 2026 at 4:51 AM
I do think there’s a certain type of Democrat that realizes it’s possible we are dealing with a perfect storm where almost any Democrat will win, and are terrified we might nominate radical candidates who will actually engage in needed change instead of status quo corporate centrist bullshit.
You know, we're probably at the point where Homer is born *after* the date the Simpson's premiered by now.
February 16, 2026 at 11:46 PM
You know, we're probably at the point where Homer is born *after* the date the Simpson's premiered by now.
And Christina Hendricks will leave her husband for me.
GTA 6 will earn $7.6bn in two months and be the "largest gaming release of all time", investment firm predicts
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February 16, 2026 at 10:57 PM
And Christina Hendricks will leave her husband for me.
I've discovered a creep youtuber who sounds like ben shapiro doing a patton oswald impersonation. I resent this.
February 16, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I've discovered a creep youtuber who sounds like ben shapiro doing a patton oswald impersonation. I resent this.
Vampire that meets a reincarnation of their old flame and avoids them like the plague because they remember how that relationship went.
February 16, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Vampire that meets a reincarnation of their old flame and avoids them like the plague because they remember how that relationship went.
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what a guy. rip to a real one
February 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
what a guy. rip to a real one
*tries to stop getting mad over stupid things*
*passing parade of: fanboys using the epstein files to restart fandom grudges, the ryan murphy ed gein show, "identity crisis is fun, actually," and another right wing chud glazing the fucking spartans*
Me:
*passing parade of: fanboys using the epstein files to restart fandom grudges, the ryan murphy ed gein show, "identity crisis is fun, actually," and another right wing chud glazing the fucking spartans*
Me:
a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a yellow collar
ALT: a close up of a cartoon character 's face with a yellow collar
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February 16, 2026 at 8:16 PM
*tries to stop getting mad over stupid things*
*passing parade of: fanboys using the epstein files to restart fandom grudges, the ryan murphy ed gein show, "identity crisis is fun, actually," and another right wing chud glazing the fucking spartans*
Me:
*passing parade of: fanboys using the epstein files to restart fandom grudges, the ryan murphy ed gein show, "identity crisis is fun, actually," and another right wing chud glazing the fucking spartans*
Me:
one of the million story idea rattling around in my head was one where a vaguely conan-ish hero somehow gets swept up in a ritualistic hunt used to train young warriors in this totally not the Spartans society and he's so disgusted by it he decides to turn the tables and go first blood on 'em.
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
one of the million story idea rattling around in my head was one where a vaguely conan-ish hero somehow gets swept up in a ritualistic hunt used to train young warriors in this totally not the Spartans society and he's so disgusted by it he decides to turn the tables and go first blood on 'em.
"Sparta forged men in fi--"
February 16, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"Sparta forged men in fi--"
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Just remembered that I covered a Duvall SXSW talk back in the day in which he talked about this specifically, and gave some other insights on acting (sorry about all the missing photos) www.flavorwire.com/444965/talk-...
February 16, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Just remembered that I covered a Duvall SXSW talk back in the day in which he talked about this specifically, and gave some other insights on acting (sorry about all the missing photos) www.flavorwire.com/444965/talk-...
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As I have aged, my relationship with being offended has evolved. I used to be offended (angry) but now I am offended (bored)
February 16, 2026 at 7:13 PM
As I have aged, my relationship with being offended has evolved. I used to be offended (angry) but now I am offended (bored)
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Too damn many performances to narrow down to one but, too attempt, I do have a soft spot for SECONDHAND LIONS, a better than it probably has a right to be family flick where Duvall and Michael Caine play a pair of retired adventurers.
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Too damn many performances to narrow down to one but, too attempt, I do have a soft spot for SECONDHAND LIONS, a better than it probably has a right to be family flick where Duvall and Michael Caine play a pair of retired adventurers.
Man, just a whole era of legendary actors is dying off.
February 16, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Man, just a whole era of legendary actors is dying off.
R.I.P. you damn legend.
February 16, 2026 at 6:11 PM
R.I.P. you damn legend.
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I really don't think you can understate Fessenden's impact on genre filmmaking. Be it as writer/director or producer, he's involved in some amazing work. And if a film features him in a cameo, it's an added bonus.
I wrote about Larry Fessenden's WENDIGO, and its many threaded ideas of aboriginal horror, coming-of-age and societal collapse,
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February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I really don't think you can understate Fessenden's impact on genre filmmaking. Be it as writer/director or producer, he's involved in some amazing work. And if a film features him in a cameo, it's an added bonus.
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February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM