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Bill Smiley
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...and I gotta laugh if *that's* the reason why they're keeping the story trapped in the mid-80's despite all the kids on the show now being old enough to drink.

...anywho I need the show to end with an ANIMAL HOUSE style "where are they now" montage.
A screenshot of David Harbor as Sheriff Jim Hopper from the Netflix series STRANGER THINGS. Text reads "Sheriff Hopper was skinned alive by an alien."
November 23, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Lol the kids have gotten so old on STRANGER THINGS they have to de-age them for flashbacks.
Headline: 'stranger things' stars on de-aging.
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Michael Shannon in the Criterion Closet: "wow this has just been such a pleasure. i'm such a lucky boy. I can't wait to go home."
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Bass! How low can you go?
Death row, what a brother knows
Once again, back is the incredible
The rhyme animal
The incredible - D! - Public Enemy number one
Five-O said "Freeze!" and I got numb...
The pope singing (?)
November 22, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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oh my poor wallet.

(realized I need to get those last two DEN volumes.)
Solicitation for CREEPY PRESENTS: RICHARD CORBEN, a volume that will reprint all of Richard Corben's stories originally published in CREEPY magazine.
November 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Look, you know it's true...
Steve Buscemi in the "how do you do, fellow kids?" meme but the text is changed to "Maybe kindess...is the real punk rock."
November 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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You know this M.R. James guy is pretty good. From "The Ash Tree."
"There is very little light about the bedstead, but there is a strange movement there; it seems as if Sir Richard were moving his head rapidy to and fro with only the slightest possible sound. And now you would guess, so deceptive is the half-darkness, that he had several heads, round and brownish, which move back and forward, even as low as his chest. It is a horrible illusion. Is it nothing more? There! Something drops off the bed with a soft plump, like a kitten, and is out of the window in a flash; another-four-and after that there is quiet again. "Thou shalt seek me in the morning, and I shall not be." As with Sir Matthew, so with Sir Richard - dead and black in his bed!
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Giving the RAGING BULL commentaries a listen and HEY, just noticed Baby Jon Turturro in the first club scene.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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This is literally one of those joke drawings of an FPS protagonist lugging around their entire arsenal.
November 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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I think people do not realize / forgot just how fucking ridiculous Cable's guns got.
"QUITTING!? I'M TALKING GETTING PHYSICAL!" Cablexshouts before unloading with a gun whose absurdity is beyond my skills to describe while Jean Grey bubbles at Cyclops and Wolverine.
November 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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When it's the holidays but you don't like taking the Halloween decorations down still.
A skeleton sitting on a windowsill with a stuff snowman in its lap. A standee of Edward Cullen from TWILIGHT with a Santa cap glued to it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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"hey, we noticed you from across the beach and liked your vibe."
Daniel Craig and Eva Green in a promo shot for CASINO ROYALE.
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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There are four types of guys online. No exceptions.
The walk scene from THE wild BUNCH by Sam Peckinpah. The four members, the Gorch brothers (Ben Johnson and warren Oates), Pike (William Holden) and Dutch (Ernest Borgnine) walk into the Mexican army's camp while packing rifles and shotguns, to demand the release of their friend, Angel.
November 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I'd say I'd describe my idealized version tone wise as something of a modern version of ROLLERBA--NO WAIT, NOT THAT ONE.
Promo photo of LL Cool J, Rebecca Romijn and...Some Dude, Chris something, from the really bad ROLLERBALL remake.
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Phantasm Adventure Games - Japanese editions featuring cover art by Yasushi Nirasawa (or looks a lot like his style at the very least.)
Fantasy cover featuring a barbarian, a barbarian woman, some kind of wolfman and a wizard on it. The barbarian and swordswoman wear minimal but very elaborate armor. The color scheme is largely blue. Another cover featuring (the same?) barbarian swordsman and woman on the prow of a ship, with a large man carrying an ax behind them and a bird-ish? man in blue armor kneeling by them. A motley crew in crazy armor, including a catwoman with wolverine like claws and a winged man, strike a pose while a Moby Dick like whale breeches the ocean's surface in the background. Looking the wrong way guys.
November 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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...somebody hurry up and put Katy O'Brien in a movie that has her killing dude's with a battle axe already.
Katy O'Brien in a white tank top lifting weights. I'm calm.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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"So Kev, there's some last minute rewrites we need to talk to you about."
"Kevin Costner to play Bill Clinton in political drama series "United...""
November 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Darabont when AMC announces an anthology spin-off of THE WALKING DEAD
November 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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found this guy davis concept art for FRANKENSTEIN and kinda love how he makes it look like the whole "get turned into a flayed cadaver skull" caught the dude in question completely by surprise.
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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"[THE SKINLESS MAN]'s first issue will follow a lone traveler who takes refuge in a mountain witch's house during a storm, only to be told the legend of a relentless creature hunting for new skin. when a group of warlock's try to trick him, things go about as well as you'd expect..."
November 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Add muted words and tags: "nuzzi"
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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"This Go Nagai manga was a spiritual successor / sequel to DEVILMAN."
Blight, a green glowing skeleton man in black clothes, from the animated series BATMAN BEYOND: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Huh. wonder why it's called that.
"The Castle of Skulls, they call it the Skull Castle" a large structure made a demonic skulls and teeth. From Go Nagai's Violence Jack.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Article from an issue of...Fangoria? Their sci-fi counterpart? .. where Dan O'Bannon talks about why he's not a fan of the finished film of TOTAL RECALL.
November 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Jacques Tournier wanted to make a movie about Howard Hughes unleashing the army of the dead just to win a bet. (from a 73 issue of Cinefantastique.)
I want to make a horror film about parallel worlds. ith all its implications, it's frightening. it's the most wonderful subject you ever heard of. Because there are countless millions of what I call "the army of the dead." Now this is the story of a battle. Howard Hughes has a few drinks with his pal, a welsh poet, in a London pub. They talk about the occult, the welshman talks of ghosties and beasties and Howard Hughes scoffs. He says that if can't touch it or taste it or smell it, then it just doesn't exist. Five minutes later, they make a bet and Hughes is on the phone to M.I.T. DUke, Cal Tech and other places. He tells the poet, "Now, you, Richard Burton...you go up north to Scotland and find an authentic haunted castle and I'll prove to you there's no thing as ghosts." "So Burton finds a haunted castle and Hughes arrives with all this machinery. It's a sunny, beautiful day. Four helicopters land and out of these guppies come 400 men n white smocks, all of this over a ten pound bet. They've got everything - infra-red gadgets, sound microscopes, that can pick a pin-drop at tne miles, all kinds of intricated tape recorders, portable toilets, Kansas City cooks, refirdgerator cars. The townspeople are dividied over the pros and cons of the bet, as to whether it is good for the village. I don't want to go into all the details but it is very exciting." The first night they have 220 volt generators going but the damned generators make so much noise they have to be laid back on a one mile cable. They finally do contact the ghosts and the ghosts want to help us, to get on their wave-length. Hughes uses ultra-high speed tape recorders but gets only a drone on low speed. But when they adjust the speed, they get voices with British accents, offering their help. It's very modern, I think, and ends with a war between the living and the army of the dead." "It should be done in England under the Eady plan to save money. CURSE OF THE DEMON orked so well because I was able to use English settings. However, I could adjust it to Ne England if they wanted to do it here. I 'm so excited and I have a nice title: whispering in distant chambers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM