Bill Smiley
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Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
He / Him
He / Him
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He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
I've done mushrooms several times and I feel strongly that doing them around Mr Beast would be an extremely bad time
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
He would be guaranteed to say some shit like "I will give you a million dollars to crush this small flower and thus harm the interconnected web of life on the planet" and it would be five straight hours of existential despair
man why does so much A.I. have that weird brown gravy tinge to it.
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
man why does so much A.I. have that weird brown gravy tinge to it.
I would say we live in a world of Garth Ennis villains...but not like the entertaining Garth Ennis villains like Barracuda but like that one dude in PREACHER that was fucking a "woman" made out of meat.
"[Nick Fuentes] has admitted to never having a relationship with a women and has a close friendship with a Nazi Catboy..."
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I would say we live in a world of Garth Ennis villains...but not like the entertaining Garth Ennis villains like Barracuda but like that one dude in PREACHER that was fucking a "woman" made out of meat.
God, why does Peter Thiel look like he's dying from Captain Trips.
December 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
God, why does Peter Thiel look like he's dying from Captain Trips.
"[Nick Fuentes] has admitted to never having a relationship with a women and has a close friendship with a Nazi Catboy..."
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"[Nick Fuentes] has admitted to never having a relationship with a women and has a close friendship with a Nazi Catboy..."
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optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
December 1, 2025 at 2:17 AM
optimistic guy in the town from Uzumaki: well I think our town is BLESSED by spirals
LRT: Man, I remember when David Lynch said something to effect of Trump motivating people to get out on the streets and fight for change meant Trump could be a good thing for the country and all the article quoting him were all "David Lynch says Trump Good For Country!"
Read more than the headline.
Read more than the headline.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
LRT: Man, I remember when David Lynch said something to effect of Trump motivating people to get out on the streets and fight for change meant Trump could be a good thing for the country and all the article quoting him were all "David Lynch says Trump Good For Country!"
Read more than the headline.
Read more than the headline.
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This framing completely changes the context of what Brolin actually said in the original interview: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
November 30, 2025 at 1:24 PM
This framing completely changes the context of what Brolin actually said in the original interview: www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
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And a piece on the Wachowski Sisters' Bound (1996). culturalgutter.com/2021/05/13/s...
Sometimes the Femme Fatale Wins
Bound (1996) starts with an excellent practical effect title shot, then the camera moves to a woman, tied up in another woman’s closet, as we hear voices talking about money, theft, time and a plan…
culturalgutter.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
And a piece on the Wachowski Sisters' Bound (1996). culturalgutter.com/2021/05/13/s...
mfers be like "this (actual, non-franchise IP) movie doesn't have likeable characters" and then go watch something starring Ryan Reynolds.
December 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
mfers be like "this (actual, non-franchise IP) movie doesn't have likeable characters" and then go watch something starring Ryan Reynolds.
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I am all for this but only if it is animated sixties-style by Hanna-Barbera.
Sounds like Tarantino's not fully letting go of 'Kill Bill' quite yet, cuz he thinks animation can help him get a prequel out the door.
'Kill Bill' May Have a Future in Animation
Sounds like Tarantino's not fully letting go of 'Kill Bill' quite yet, cuz he thinks animation can help him get a prequel out the door.
gizmodo.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I am all for this but only if it is animated sixties-style by Hanna-Barbera.
Stop CEOs.
Stop interviewing CEOs
Stop interviewing CEOs about AI.
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Stop CEOs.
Me: "hmmm...would love to do a comic or something that's a monster hero in a Howard style sword and sorcery setting...huh, Conan but he's this Golem / Frankenstein figure."
*jots that down*
*checks facebook and sees a comic page with a long haired, sword wielding Frankie...*
*crosses *that* out*
*jots that down*
*checks facebook and sees a comic page with a long haired, sword wielding Frankie...*
*crosses *that* out*
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Me: "hmmm...would love to do a comic or something that's a monster hero in a Howard style sword and sorcery setting...huh, Conan but he's this Golem / Frankenstein figure."
*jots that down*
*checks facebook and sees a comic page with a long haired, sword wielding Frankie...*
*crosses *that* out*
*jots that down*
*checks facebook and sees a comic page with a long haired, sword wielding Frankie...*
*crosses *that* out*
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Has anyone in the press ever considered publicly saying to his face in a follow up that no matter how much he wants to do that, he doesn’t have that authority, instead of pretending it’s his call? Because the press pretending it’s his call is part of why he up and does shit.
Reporter: You said that you might denaturalize American citizens?
Trump: If we have criminals that came in and were naturalized through Biden or somebody that didn’t’ know what they were doing—if I have the power to do it… I would denaturalize
Trump: If we have criminals that came in and were naturalized through Biden or somebody that didn’t’ know what they were doing—if I have the power to do it… I would denaturalize
November 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Has anyone in the press ever considered publicly saying to his face in a follow up that no matter how much he wants to do that, he doesn’t have that authority, instead of pretending it’s his call? Because the press pretending it’s his call is part of why he up and does shit.
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Some people really want to make their FOMO an accesibility issue.
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some people really want to make their FOMO an accesibility issue.
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The funny thing about all those Trump as the Emperor in 40k memes is that he is. Just the withered husk who is fed thousands of souls on a daily basis by way of the Scream Machine.
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The funny thing about all those Trump as the Emperor in 40k memes is that he is. Just the withered husk who is fed thousands of souls on a daily basis by way of the Scream Machine.
Reading the "well everything is *really* going to shit" montage chapter of THE STAND (wonder what song it would be set to?) and King keeps mentioning soldiers using "recoil-less rifles that can fire 70 rounds in a second!" and wondering what the hell he's talking about.
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Reading the "well everything is *really* going to shit" montage chapter of THE STAND (wonder what song it would be set to?) and King keeps mentioning soldiers using "recoil-less rifles that can fire 70 rounds in a second!" and wondering what the hell he's talking about.
"Graffitio written on the front of the First Baptist Church of Atlanta in red spray paint: 'Dear Jesus, I will see you soon. Your friend, America. P.S. I hope you will still have some vacancies by the end of the week.'"
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
"Graffitio written on the front of the First Baptist Church of Atlanta in red spray paint: 'Dear Jesus, I will see you soon. Your friend, America. P.S. I hope you will still have some vacancies by the end of the week.'"
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[a 50-foot black-clad vampire cowboy crouches down in the main street of an old west town at night, taunting a bottle-clutching cowboy with what could be his horse in one big hand, and a woman who seems to be a "saloon girl" in the other]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:tpcire2khw52l4adnjapxy4p/bafkreidqskskb7hmqpqruopzgzxcupzrk67j55jkbrjskgcdkcgr66zvze@jpeg)
February 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Democrats are always thinking 'but what if I wanna be a war criminal later?' when it comes to prosecuting war criminals
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Democrats are always thinking 'but what if I wanna be a war criminal later?' when it comes to prosecuting war criminals
God, I am going to cheer when this clown gets primaried.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
God, I am going to cheer when this clown gets primaried.
God, the early Lloyd chapters in THE STAND. I could read a whole book of King writing the Looney Tunes-esque misfortunes of some dumbass criminal.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
God, the early Lloyd chapters in THE STAND. I could read a whole book of King writing the Looney Tunes-esque misfortunes of some dumbass criminal.