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Certified Stupid Account
horror | movies | horror movies | nerd stuff
trans and reproductive rights
Certified Stupid Account
Guy: you stupid fuck!
Me: that's what the bio says
Me: that's what the bio says
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Guy: you stupid fuck!
Me: that's what the bio says
Me: that's what the bio says
"YOUR FINGERS BECOME THEIR LEGS"
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
"YOUR FINGERS BECOME THEIR LEGS"
I made this and then promptly forgot I made it. It's very stupid
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I made this and then promptly forgot I made it. It's very stupid
Thinking of this whole accursed business again
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Thinking of this whole accursed business again
it was nice to have the occasional fresh reminder that MacGruber wasn't funny
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it was nice to have the occasional fresh reminder that MacGruber wasn't funny
you say you're gettin tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
you say you're gettin tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it
Hey Buddy, watch me science adventure this clown into smoking ash
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey Buddy, watch me science adventure this clown into smoking ash
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY
British Ernest Borgnine sez "Oi tell ya wot, mate, eee bygum I fancy a wheel of cheese, it's bleedin manfood innit"
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
British Ernest Borgnine sez "Oi tell ya wot, mate, eee bygum I fancy a wheel of cheese, it's bleedin manfood innit"
you were right to do it... tell your sister... you were right
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
you were right to do it... tell your sister... you were right
here's an old photo of my dog
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
here's an old photo of my dog
Havin a giant cheese wedge and a stein of beer MANFOOD
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Havin a giant cheese wedge and a stein of beer MANFOOD
Thinking again of this quote from Robert Altman's THE PLAYER that I deeply wish had not been prescient
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thinking again of this quote from Robert Altman's THE PLAYER that I deeply wish had not been prescient
checking out all the amazing rewards I can get with my point
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
checking out all the amazing rewards I can get with my point
Forgot to add the exciting follow-up
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Forgot to add the exciting follow-up
local restaurant signed me up to a loyalty program without asking and then emailed me to inform me of this
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
local restaurant signed me up to a loyalty program without asking and then emailed me to inform me of this
here's my favorite thing I ever found on Reddit
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
here's my favorite thing I ever found on Reddit
this is a subtweet
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
this is a subtweet
