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Guy: you stupid fuck!
Me: that's what the bio says
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"YOUR FINGERS BECOME THEIR LEGS"
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I made this and then promptly forgot I made it. It's very stupid
November 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Thinking of this whole accursed business again
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it was nice to have the occasional fresh reminder that MacGruber wasn't funny
November 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
you say you're gettin tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it
November 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Hey Buddy, watch me science adventure this clown into smoking ash
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 AM
November 14, 2025 at 10:27 PM
SEE YOU AT THE PARTY
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
British Ernest Borgnine sez "Oi tell ya wot, mate, eee bygum I fancy a wheel of cheese, it's bleedin manfood innit"
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
you were right to do it... tell your sister... you were right
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
here's an old photo of my dog
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
November 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Havin a giant cheese wedge and a stein of beer MANFOOD
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Thinking again of this quote from Robert Altman's THE PLAYER that I deeply wish had not been prescient
November 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
checking out all the amazing rewards I can get with my point
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Forgot to add the exciting follow-up
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
local restaurant signed me up to a loyalty program without asking and then emailed me to inform me of this
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 AM
here's my favorite thing I ever found on Reddit
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
this is a subtweet
November 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
No
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM