The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
Rust Witch
Blacksmithing and metal art
Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com
buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
Blacksmithing and metal art
Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com
buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
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My wonderful sister in law helped choose a lot of makeup to give me for Xmas and she's a makeup pro so the stuff she gave me feels like wanting to learn to shoot but instead of getting a BB gun you're given an M2A1 howitzer without instructions
December 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My wonderful sister in law helped choose a lot of makeup to give me for Xmas and she's a makeup pro so the stuff she gave me feels like wanting to learn to shoot but instead of getting a BB gun you're given an M2A1 howitzer without instructions
What could it mean?
December 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
What could it mean?
The house is kinda chilly today wonder why oh
December 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The house is kinda chilly today wonder why oh
Hello I just took a selfie that is illegal to post, but it was *choice* can I get a hell yeah in chat
December 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Hello I just took a selfie that is illegal to post, but it was *choice* can I get a hell yeah in chat
Christmas is over so fast, days off together where we get to eat good food and just exist together shouldn't be so rare
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Christmas is over so fast, days off together where we get to eat good food and just exist together shouldn't be so rare
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Yeah christmas day is pretty good but what about in a weeks time when I get seven maids to milk me
December 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Yeah christmas day is pretty good but what about in a weeks time when I get seven maids to milk me
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hey new follows I'm Clove I draw Girls and make t-shirts. I'm definitely not checking all your accounts so if you're a hot trans person or a cool artist sound off, ig
Have Some Girls 🙂↕️
Have Some Girls 🙂↕️
November 13, 2024 at 7:54 PM
hey new follows I'm Clove I draw Girls and make t-shirts. I'm definitely not checking all your accounts so if you're a hot trans person or a cool artist sound off, ig
Have Some Girls 🙂↕️
Have Some Girls 🙂↕️
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I was given so many goth dresses 💀 :)
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was given so many goth dresses 💀 :)
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
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merry christmas @theuglymachine.bsky.social !!!!
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
merry christmas @theuglymachine.bsky.social !!!!
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
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ebenezer scrooge pays a living wage if your son is large enough
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ebenezer scrooge pays a living wage if your son is large enough
Dead centre goddamn
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Dead centre goddamn
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WOW WOW WOW LOOK AT THIS!!!
merry christmas @theuglymachine.bsky.social !!!!
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
i was your secret santa!!!!! thank you for giving me an opportunity to draw your extremely cool dog with a sword. i love nothing more than a dog with a sword.
#secretsanta
December 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
WOW WOW WOW LOOK AT THIS!!!
Merry Christmas @eon330.bsky.social! I got you as art secret Santa! I made you a charm based on your OC. DM me and I'd be happy to send it to you!
December 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Merry Christmas @eon330.bsky.social! I got you as art secret Santa! I made you a charm based on your OC. DM me and I'd be happy to send it to you!
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i just wanted to play Santa
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i just wanted to play Santa
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Love for the girls trying to make it work with family who aren't matching your effort. You're saints to the last of you
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Love for the girls trying to make it work with family who aren't matching your effort. You're saints to the last of you
It's snowing like crazy out there, my partner is downloading the games I gave them on steam, Chapter is fast asleep next to the tree, christmas is pretty good rn
December 25, 2025 at 6:31 PM
It's snowing like crazy out there, my partner is downloading the games I gave them on steam, Chapter is fast asleep next to the tree, christmas is pretty good rn
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scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
July 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
scrooge, from his windowsill: you there! boy! get fucked!
The Ghost of Christmas Future Past showed up last night and showed me what my life would be like if Sentinels were real
December 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
The Ghost of Christmas Future Past showed up last night and showed me what my life would be like if Sentinels were real
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Ok doing a new one: hello new followers, I take commissions and absolutely do not suffer fools. First and last warning 😘
December 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Ok doing a new one: hello new followers, I take commissions and absolutely do not suffer fools. First and last warning 😘
Thank you @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social for a stocking full of toys and treats for Chapter! He loves Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Thank you @capsaicincoffee.bsky.social for a stocking full of toys and treats for Chapter! He loves Christmas!
The OST on vinyl and a sick dust cover for the record player 😭😭😭
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The OST on vinyl and a sick dust cover for the record player 😭😭😭
We always get each other stickers and we tied this year
December 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
We always get each other stickers and we tied this year
I was given so many goth dresses 💀 :)
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
December 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was given so many goth dresses 💀 :)
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
"You're gonna be a cute goth" says my partner 😭
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POV you're about to lose an argument
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
POV you're about to lose an argument