The Ugly Machine
@theuglymachine.bsky.social
Rust Witch
Blacksmithing and metal art
Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com
buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
Blacksmithing and metal art
Inquiries: TheUglyMachine@Gmail.com
buy some stickers of my anvils at https://ko-fi.com/theuglymachine
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I had a student tell me "you look really sad, even when you're smiling" today. ok, just murder me then that would be faster.
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I had a student tell me "you look really sad, even when you're smiling" today. ok, just murder me then that would be faster.
I sprained a tooth
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
I sprained a tooth
Little cup of green tea to get thru the day #3
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Little cup of green tea to get thru the day #3
Grunting Up That Hill (A Deal With Hog)
February 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Grunting Up That Hill (A Deal With Hog)
People love clicking on things that categorize them. The new buzzfeed quizzes. We will never escape tribalism.
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
People love clicking on things that categorize them. The new buzzfeed quizzes. We will never escape tribalism.
Maybe New England would be doing better if they didn't have a QB that was a 12 year old boy
February 9, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Maybe New England would be doing better if they didn't have a QB that was a 12 year old boy
FUCK STOPPP!!!
Every ad is for people who got frozen in a block of ice 25 years ago
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
FUCK STOPPP!!!
Butt based Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Butt based Superbowl
Maha hiring a rapist tracks. Apple eating fucks.
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Maha hiring a rapist tracks. Apple eating fucks.
Waiting for will smith to come in and kill one of those vodka robots
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Waiting for will smith to come in and kill one of those vodka robots
These ads are unfair to people like me who need a cane to slowly walk away from the television for more scotch
February 9, 2026 at 1:05 AM
These ads are unfair to people like me who need a cane to slowly walk away from the television for more scotch
Every ad is for people who got frozen in a block of ice 25 years ago
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Every ad is for people who got frozen in a block of ice 25 years ago
I want someone to touch me the way football players get touched when they run off the sidelines
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
I want someone to touch me the way football players get touched when they run off the sidelines
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
Wow food in anime always looks so good
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Wow food in anime always looks so good
Losing my virginity on #superbowlsunday
February 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Losing my virginity on #superbowlsunday
Eating guac out of the helmet for gameday
February 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Eating guac out of the helmet for gameday
My nail polish looks like shit I need to fix it tonight or my students are gonna drag me so hard on monday
February 8, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My nail polish looks like shit I need to fix it tonight or my students are gonna drag me so hard on monday
It also does this for fanduel we are so cooked
If you wanna know where we are as a society google search bar autocomplete doesn't work anymore but my phone screams at me if I don't capitalize mcrib correctly
February 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
It also does this for fanduel we are so cooked
Happy your mom's new boyfriend loses your entire college fund to fanduel eve everyone
February 8, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Happy your mom's new boyfriend loses your entire college fund to fanduel eve everyone
Oh damn we're making karaage tonight let's go
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Oh damn we're making karaage tonight let's go
They should let you like posts twice, I deserve double likes, and sometimes I really need to give them
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
They should let you like posts twice, I deserve double likes, and sometimes I really need to give them
There's a piece of metal I need for a project out on my stock rack, but it's under 2ft of snow right now, send help
February 8, 2026 at 6:41 PM
There's a piece of metal I need for a project out on my stock rack, but it's under 2ft of snow right now, send help
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u scried at the wrong orb fucko
August 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
u scried at the wrong orb fucko