crocette🐊
@biteybutcute.bsky.social
tiny teeth & massive apathy
Pinned
my love language is lurking ominously in shallow water
my tummy hurts and unfortunately i must make it everyone’s problem
December 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
my tummy hurts and unfortunately i must make it everyone’s problem
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smallest of the litter, im serving runt
December 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
smallest of the litter, im serving runt
and to all a good night
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
and to all a good night
i feel bad for those of you who have to go to work tomorrow
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
i feel bad for those of you who have to go to work tomorrow
giggling and kicking my feet listening to my husband talk about the inevitable fall of the american government
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
giggling and kicking my feet listening to my husband talk about the inevitable fall of the american government
on today’s episode of things a man has said to me “be real cool if i could suck them titties”
December 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
on today’s episode of things a man has said to me “be real cool if i could suck them titties”
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neither flirting nor being friendly but a third more mysterious thing (genuinely trying to make u feel loved and accepted as who u are)
December 25, 2025 at 11:05 PM
neither flirting nor being friendly but a third more mysterious thing (genuinely trying to make u feel loved and accepted as who u are)
baby it’s cold outside so we should probably sin about it
December 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
baby it’s cold outside so we should probably sin about it
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heard they're labeling my account "perfect sweetie" soon
December 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
heard they're labeling my account "perfect sweetie" soon
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franky says happy holidays to one and all !!
December 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
franky says happy holidays to one and all !!
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merry christmas to everyone who didn't leave me heartbroken this year, and a miserable christmas to everyone else
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
merry christmas to everyone who didn't leave me heartbroken this year, and a miserable christmas to everyone else
i hope santa brought me a new brain
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
i hope santa brought me a new brain
i’m on the naughty list for licking all the candy canes and putting them back in the box
December 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i’m on the naughty list for licking all the candy canes and putting them back in the box
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sometimes my husband and i fall asleep holding hands and i just think that’s really cute of us
December 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
sometimes my husband and i fall asleep holding hands and i just think that’s really cute of us
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Merry Christmas to the haters and losers
December 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Merry Christmas to the haters and losers
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i can't wait to never hear christmas music again
December 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i can't wait to never hear christmas music again
merry christmas to all my friends and foes
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 PM
merry christmas to all my friends and foes
i want stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
December 25, 2025 at 9:41 AM
i want stuffed crust pepperoni pizza
why are boomers so obsessed with talking about other people’s bodies? shut the fuck up
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
why are boomers so obsessed with talking about other people’s bodies? shut the fuck up
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love being home & high
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
love being home & high
all i want for christmas is nervous system peace
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
all i want for christmas is nervous system peace
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all i want for christmas is for pigeons to be loved and cared for again
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
all i want for christmas is for pigeons to be loved and cared for again
can’t, too busy plotting in the tower
December 24, 2025 at 10:06 PM
can’t, too busy plotting in the tower
seeing people i went to high school with makes me feel really good about myself
December 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
seeing people i went to high school with makes me feel really good about myself
snack on you like a muffin
December 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
snack on you like a muffin