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My childishness is a crime against mature.
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A mistake in three acts
December 30, 2025 at 2:43 AM
A mistake in three acts
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Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
September 1, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Those new to Bsky need to be made aware of one of the greatest skeets ever, deleted long before its time.
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🎵whoooaaahhh, amber is the color of my fuckin' pee.
whoooaaahhh, gets on my legs mysteriously. 🎶
whoooaaahhh, gets on my legs mysteriously. 🎶
June 7, 2024 at 9:19 PM
🎵whoooaaahhh, amber is the color of my fuckin' pee.
whoooaaahhh, gets on my legs mysteriously. 🎶
whoooaaahhh, gets on my legs mysteriously. 🎶
rewatched this instead of working today and remembered how good this shirt came out
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December 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
rewatched this instead of working today and remembered how good this shirt came out
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![@Skrrt_Vonnegut
EAT A CHINOOK SALMON'S ASSHOLE WITH HONEY
MUSTARD
SUCK A COCAINE BEARS DICK WITH SZECHUAN
SAUCE
FUCK A DEAD CAT'S ROTTEN ASS MOUTH, JERK
ROCK OVER LONDON
ROCK ON CHICAGO
BUDWEISER. THE KING OF BEERS. [defunct twitter url]
[portrait of Wesley Willis]
7:38 PM - 9 Mar 2021](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreicpa7p6dsyj7egqpzqpz7y7dmywxaw44ibto2di4jmlrt5zfhz424@jpeg)
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I love painting possums, they're great! this one would probably be friends with your possum 😁
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love painting possums, they're great! this one would probably be friends with your possum 😁
Artist unknown (18th century)
![Memento Mori created by a guild in Stary Sącz, Poland, housed in the District Museum in Nowy Sącz.
----- [from the Public Domain Review] -----
The earliest explicit soap bubble in painting is often credited to a panel on the back of Cornelis Ketel’s Portrait of Adam Wachendorff (1574). The front shows the secretary Wachendorff performing scribal duties, holding a letter freshly sealed above his inkwell and pen. Yet the painting’s frame reminds him that his writing, like all else, will fade too soon. “Sermo Dei Æternus Caetera Omnia Caduca”, reads the text: the word of the lord is forever and all else transient. Ketel does not choose “time’s winged chariot” to chafe at Wachendorff’s back. Instead, he paints a bubble boy. Yet like the scribe himself, we are blinkered to this symbol of impermanence: the Rijksmuseum has not shared photographs of the verso, which shows a curly haired putto blowing suds. He is wreathed by Greek that reads: man is a bubble.
[...]
The nineteenth century is notable for its use of soap bubble pipes in a micro-genre of caricature, where the same joke gets made about varying political concerns. An 1803 hand-colored etching shows George III puffing bubbles, filled with a tiny Napoleon and the words “flat bottom boats”, “invasion”, and “little ships”. In short, the king is not concerned. Boney blows back in an anonymous 1813 print, where he sits surrounded by bubbles labeled with capitals and countries of conquest — the most recent being Rome, which his son, king of the city from birth, reaches toward. In the midst of making “Europe”, Napoleon’s basin spills to the floor, but he is not yet aware of its fall: a premonition of what the future holds. The trope merges with our modern sense of “economic bubble” in an illustration for Puck by Udo J. Keppler titled “Wall Street Bubbles:—Always the Same”, showing J. P. Morgan as a bull in both senses, blowing “inflated values” toward a desirous crowd: a commentary on the Panic of 1901.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ewb37o2ftablnrgx3ma45l3b/bafkreifvrfyquzdai2ls5d7ropsqoctv7un7xgxd4vkrmxpytqnhvakify@jpeg)
December 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Artist unknown (18th century)
getting drunk and leaving myself notes rules
December 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
getting drunk and leaving myself notes rules
gdi 😭
in honor of the bears losing yesterday, here is Cordarrelle Patterson audibly swearing on the Nickelodeon broadcast of the game in 2022
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
gdi 😭
Moo came home from the shelter with a life-size plush emotional support dog and we have to introduce it sparingly because now she either tries to destroy it with her mouth or humps it like mad
December 29, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Moo came home from the shelter with a life-size plush emotional support dog and we have to introduce it sparingly because now she either tries to destroy it with her mouth or humps it like mad
this has been going around and while I cannot endorse playing minecraft, this was ingenious and we were captured by the first 30m. the production value alone is of insane quality
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
YouTube video by ish
youtu.be
December 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this has been going around and while I cannot endorse playing minecraft, this was ingenious and we were captured by the first 30m. the production value alone is of insane quality
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I spent the Christmas holiday roaming around Chicago with my wife and her parents. What a great city.
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I spent the Christmas holiday roaming around Chicago with my wife and her parents. What a great city.
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Who performs the Sunday Night Football song now, Carrie Understudy?
October 9, 2023 at 12:15 AM
Who performs the Sunday Night Football song now, Carrie Understudy?
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She'd be a lot prettier if she smiled-
*immediately begins choking on grape*
*immediately begins choking on grape*
November 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
She'd be a lot prettier if she smiled-
*immediately begins choking on grape*
*immediately begins choking on grape*
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i heard there was a secret cock that david stroked as he sucked it off
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
i heard there was a secret cock that david stroked as he sucked it off
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STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
August 22, 2023 at 7:36 PM
STEVE HARVEY: something with 8 legs you don’t want to see in your bedroom
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
ME, BUZZING IN IMMEDIATELY: 4 men fucking my wife
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painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
December 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago
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jc bills you are going to fucking blow it
December 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
jc bills you are going to fucking blow it
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Cheers! "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
Sorry, that should be "Cheers!", "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
Sorry, that should be "Cheers!", "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
January 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Cheers! "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
Sorry, that should be "Cheers!", "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
Sorry, that should be "Cheers!", "Star Wars" actor dies at 79.
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we are the daughters of the taco bell menu items you couldn't discontinue
July 24, 2023 at 4:43 AM
we are the daughters of the taco bell menu items you couldn't discontinue
how is this a real dude's name
December 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
how is this a real dude's name