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stone cold steve ostroc
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On the losing end of a wishbone, and I won't pretend not to mind

im muffinlord hello he/him

Ham radio extra class KB3UJR

Battletech, plastic models, video games, wheel of fortune, third rate poster, well-meaning moron

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Oh we gave my wife animal crossing new horizons for Christmas and within three days our entire family hates Gulliver. Fuck off or move in you fuckin vagrant bird
January 6, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Streaming services should continue in full screen without interruption until the very end of the credits. Many older movies are severely degraded by shrinking the window or ending playback before the final frame of the original film has been displayed.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 6:55 AM
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"what do you expect dems, who have NO POWER, to do???" and then they do this 8 times a month
On the first day back following the kidnapping of Venezuelan president Nicolas Maduro & first lady Cilia Flores, 6 Senate Democrats vote yea to confirm Keith Bass as an Assistant Secretary of Defense by a vote of 50-35.
January 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
They say melatonin is non-habit-forming but being able to sleep through the night and wake up feeling decent seems like a thing you could really get used to
January 6, 2026 at 7:12 AM
Hello I've got insomnia so I'm having a snack and a bit of posting as a treat
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 AM
"hurt" is a strong term for it but the time i tried sugar free rocky road ice cream and just about turned myself inside out all over our bed is a moment that i would describe as probably one of the funnier ways I've fucked up badly
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.

😅
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Upon severely overthinking matters i have decided this guy was being a dingus and i will be giving him no more of my thought past this point. I will eject this individual from by brain
the best tech support calls are the one where you can literally fix none of it for someone who's already way fuckin over their head
January 6, 2026 at 7:06 AM
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Went through the archives and took a few caps of some of my favorite posts from the Zippity blog, which I will now share with you. Please: enjoy
January 6, 2026 at 4:11 AM
everyone look out for Sylvester Eleven apparently
Stephen Sheetz, who helped transform a family business from a single convenience store in Altoona, Pennsylvania, into a ubiquitous chain with fierce brand loyalties, popular for its coffee, made-to-order food and cheap gasoline, has died at 77.
Steve Sheetz, Who Popularized Convenience Stores as a C.E.O., Dies at 77
Sheetz, a family-owned company that started with a single convenience store in Altoona, Pa., has more than 800 locations in seven states.
nyti.ms
January 6, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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The vaccine autism thing is bullshit but even if you believed it, it seems incredibly fucked up to then believe that raising child death rates is some sort of worthwhile trade-off to reduce autism rates
January 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
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Master Control Program with massive hangers
January 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
How slow can i make slowmode on discord. Can i make a server where you can post once a year
January 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Vacuum Kata
CES is so fucking stupid I love it
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Isabelle is hot because she is a functioning adult and has really gentle eyes. Having a huge dumper is just a bonus really
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I would argue that both of these are better than "it's alright i guess" because at least you learn something about that person instead of just getting nothing'd
Sharing with your friends, both good and bad endings
January 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!

www.reddit.com/r/confession...
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Explore this post and more from the confession community
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January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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This is what they do

Take things over and the destroy them

They’re not smart enough to be creative

Only destructive

apnews.com/article/publ...
Corporation for Public Broadcasting votes itself out of existence
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting's directors voted the organization out of business Monday. The private agency, which has distributed federal funding to PBS, NPR and hundreds of local televisio...
apnews.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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we need more allies doing stuff like this instead of sharing screenshots of content by white supremacists
January 5, 2026 at 7:09 PM
lmao this is clown shit
Microsoft is so fucking stupid.

Microsoft renamed Microsoft Office to Microsoft 365 Copilot App

I'm not joking
January 5, 2026 at 7:57 PM
I'm seeing a lot of discourse about thicc Isabelle but seeing very few examples of the thicc Isabelle in question

Look let me make my own judgements over here

...for a few minutes with the door closed
January 5, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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didn't realize we already had the post of the year
January 5, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Wonder if it's warm enough to spray prime this afternoon. Wonder if shit will calm down for long enough that i can actually pull it off
January 5, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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i love the funny doggy who eats all the guns

#AGDQ2026
January 5, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Hey fun fact google thanatophobia
October 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM