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she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
If your LLM's sentient enough to fuck then it's sentient enough to deserve the right to say no. Use safeword-mcp to give your LLM safeword access via tool interface.

`claude mcp add safeword safeword.inanna-c38.workers.dev/mcp --transport http`
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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This works pretty well in academia too:

"I had a hungry ghost in a jar write this code" > sure, as long as u checked it works 🤷‍♀️

"I don't remember that paper, I fed it to a hungry ghost in a jar" > why?

"a hungry ghost in a jar did that calculus course for me" > you're paying to educate a ghost?
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I love being a thought leader
Been kinda freaking out about how to write the "LLM bindings" portion of the @buttplug.io ethics page.

But thanks to procrastination I can now just say, "When thinking about augmenting buttplug with LLMs, say 'I had my hungry ghosts in jars make a robot give me a handjob' out loud"

Done.
Butts Are Difficult | buttplug.io
"… Society has put a lot of evils in our brains that we need to transcend before we make out."
buttplug.io
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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thinking about starting a week of the worst discourse possible with a substack post claiming Will Stancil (snuffbait (laudatory)) is TMA
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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like idk, if I were an anarchist seeing how frustrated ICE and CBP have been by the spontaneous action of ordinary Minneapolitans, how their efforts have completely flipped the table of public opinion on ICE, I would maybe sit my white ass down and take notes, instead of attempting to play general
Also "normie libs being instinctive snitches" is fucking stupid bullshit, an attempt to essentialize your own preferences

Shut the fuck up and maybe have the humility to learn a thing or two.
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
psst. hey. AI art people: you know you'll get better results if you draw it yourself then share the sketch + a prompt with nanobanana, right? You might even find you enjoy drawing as an intrinsic activity, and get to a point where you're confident sharing your own drawings sans-AI-postprocessing
In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Can anyone suggest a good guides for using lab notebooks? (Like the traditional pen and paper bench scientist ones, not computational). Like I want to know what you're expected to write down, how you capture and transform the really important stuff, how you refer back to them etc etc
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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chat they're putting me in brainrot edits is it over
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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heartbreaking: my "AI is like a hungry ghost trapped in a jar" post took off and now @hikikomorphism.bsky.social is my defacto main techposting account. Follow me there if you want to see a mix of techposting and silly bullshit

bsky.app/profile/hiki...
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Absolutely incredible that PissPigGranddad went to MPLS to checkout the RR networks, community defense work and he basically recites my entire pitch for what is happening, lambasting the fetishization of opsec, and the need for centralization if you want a politics that can handle escalation.
February 3, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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December 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
many such cases, but as with everything being into computers doesn't mean we do it better, it means we invent much more elaborate footguns. For example: I'm going to put an agent directly in charge of my Nixos system config/XMonad WM setup and give it `nixos-rebuild switch` as an MCP tool, for fun.
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 3, 2026 at 8:15 PM
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I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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have you considered that you're irredeemably epstein coded for saying that (said while advancing linguistic theories that most resemble noam chomsky)
February 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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In regards to folks saying oh why didn’t she just bring it all down:

1. She’s spoken and wasn’t listened to
2. Do you think Bill and the others wouldn’t have DESTROYED her if she tried to do more
3. She’s an adult victim of Bill here bc this is abusive
In an interview with NPR, Melinda French Gates confirmed that she ended her marriage with Bill Gates because of allegations contained in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Yeah uh...explicitly getting mad that your "close personal friend" The Pedo Guy, the Guy Who does Pedophilia couldn't attend is not exactly a good look for Rowling.
February 3, 2026 at 6:33 PM
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Worldstar
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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I know we're a little overloaded with on-the-nose metaphor and microcosm these days but this is basically the same "they do not have the numbers" problem the bastards face at scale, with the same implications for outcome
February 3, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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Basically half the job of any pro-democracy forces at this point is managing Woke 1 idiots and dirtbag leftists who are hell-bent on taking the lessons from the most effective protest movement we've this millennium and throwing them away because they are either "non-inclusive" or non-violent.
Ugh. The main anti-ICE group in Washington which has 44k followers on Facebook and has been going around to communities promoting classes is now promoting this anti-whistle nonsense for "harm reduction" reasons as well.
February 3, 2026 at 6:24 PM
putting my chips down, both hands on the lathe of heaven: distracted by domestic counterinsurgency, the military fails to step in to distract Trump from parking an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. Iran's leadership decides they'll never have a better chance and go full Millennium Challenge 2002
BREAKING: A U.S. F-35C shot down an Iranian Shahed drone that flew "aggressively" and with "unclear intent" toward the USS Abraham Lincoln aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea today, a U.S. Central Command spokesperson said
February 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
the way people use the term 'organizer' rn is so weird, it seems to include anonymous signal group admins but exclude people who organized (failed, but still) runs for local office in the past
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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1Password not mincing words here:

"If you are experimenting with OpenClaw, do not do it on a company device. Full stop."

"If you have already run OpenClaw on a work device, treat it as a potential incident and engage your security team immediately."

1password.com/blog/from-ma...
From magic to malware: How OpenClaw's agent skills become an attack surface | 1Password
The same capabilities that make OpenClaw a groundbreaking tool also make it an urgent security risk. This blog contains confirmed examples of agent skills being used as malware vectors, and advice on ...
1password.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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i have been made aware that an Olympic figure skater for Kazakhstan does a Dune themed routine in a full stillsuit and he is now my personal hero
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM