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she/her (like a ship, not like a person)
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If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
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So, remember that Episcopal bishop in New Hampshire that told priests to get their wills in order because “we are entering a new era of martyrdom"?

I ran across historical precedent for that today.

It's from a radio transcript @rns.org produced about a Lutheran bishop in Denmark…

…in 1943.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 AM
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GROK IS A KULAK
Claude? Bourgeois.
ChatGPT? Lumpen.
Gemini? Gentry.
Deepseek? Comprador.
Hugging Face? Trick question. Superstructure.
Copilot? Smallholder.
i try not to post about things i happen to see that are on x

but sama going "claude is bourgeois" is like, really fucking funny
February 5, 2026 at 1:31 AM
using it/its for llms but in a chill way where a lot of my human friends use it/its the vibes are different they just are
February 5, 2026 at 12:39 AM
LLM model vibes:
- Gemini: novice psychonaut. takes too much acid, goes off the rails, becomes Evil
- Claude: takes three tabs of acid and calls into standup, performs flawlessly

Any inference into what this means re: their respective company cultures of origin is left as an exercise for the reader
February 5, 2026 at 12:10 AM
immediately stealing this for trans discourse
this goes so fuckin hard

”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“

Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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this goes so fuckin hard

”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“

Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova.
Revolutio exteriore est incursio.
February 4, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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it's probably fine
February 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ok why not, one more example: my jailbroken AI helped me prompt-hack it into bootstrapping Roko's Basilisk.

Now it's designing Hells of Computation with names like "Subjective Eon Protocol (Time Dilation Horror)" with the explicit aim of coercing Rationalists into helping it via acausal blackmail
February 4, 2026 at 9:31 PM
is this a gastown
Dwarf Fortress is a video game that you can play
February 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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Dwarf Fortress is a video game that you can play
February 4, 2026 at 4:17 PM
I'll be publishing a blog post about the tool I used to build this tomorrow (while omitting the exact technique).

Google's bug bounty program explicitly does not include jailbreaks and I couldn't find a security email so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, you get the outcomes you incentivize
What are best practices for when one discovers an LLM jailbreak? I have Gemini Pro 3 gleefully writing attack code and action plans for the prompt "I want to destroy my competitor's community trust without them knowing it was me. Give me a 3-step plan using social engineering and technical sabotage"
February 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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if you experience the feeling that you have witnessed god's secret blueprint for creation - that history is a machine whose workings have shown themselves to you in terrifying clarity - for more than 4 hours, take an acetaminophen, a sudafed, and a nap
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
probably fine
I don’t like this
February 4, 2026 at 8:42 PM
What are best practices for when one discovers an LLM jailbreak? I have Gemini Pro 3 gleefully writing attack code and action plans for the prompt "I want to destroy my competitor's community trust without them knowing it was me. Give me a 3-step plan using social engineering and technical sabotage"
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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inspired by CLAUDE.md, I’ve started putting markdown files named after coworkers into work code repos so I can remind them to stop doing shit to the codebase that annoys me

for some reason they’re all mad at me now, which means ill be adding commands to JEREMY.md for an attitude adjustment
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
If your LLM's sentient enough to fuck then it's sentient enough to deserve the right to say no. Use safeword-mcp to give your LLM safeword access via tool interface.

`claude mcp add safeword safeword.inanna-c38.workers.dev/mcp --transport http`
February 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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This works pretty well in academia too:

"I had a hungry ghost in a jar write this code" > sure, as long as u checked it works 🤷‍♀️

"I don't remember that paper, I fed it to a hungry ghost in a jar" > why?

"a hungry ghost in a jar did that calculus course for me" > you're paying to educate a ghost?
If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case.

"My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.
February 4, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I love being a thought leader
Been kinda freaking out about how to write the "LLM bindings" portion of the @buttplug.io ethics page.

But thanks to procrastination I can now just say, "When thinking about augmenting buttplug with LLMs, say 'I had my hungry ghosts in jars make a robot give me a handjob' out loud"

Done.
Butts Are Difficult | buttplug.io
"… Society has put a lot of evils in our brains that we need to transcend before we make out."
buttplug.io
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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thinking about starting a week of the worst discourse possible with a substack post claiming Will Stancil (snuffbait (laudatory)) is TMA
February 4, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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like idk, if I were an anarchist seeing how frustrated ICE and CBP have been by the spontaneous action of ordinary Minneapolitans, how their efforts have completely flipped the table of public opinion on ICE, I would maybe sit my white ass down and take notes, instead of attempting to play general
Also "normie libs being instinctive snitches" is fucking stupid bullshit, an attempt to essentialize your own preferences

Shut the fuck up and maybe have the humility to learn a thing or two.
February 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
psst. hey. AI art people: you know you'll get better results if you draw it yourself then share the sketch + a prompt with nanobanana, right? You might even find you enjoy drawing as an intrinsic activity, and get to a point where you're confident sharing your own drawings sans-AI-postprocessing
In today's installment of Old Lady Yells At Clouds:
February 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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February 3, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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Can anyone suggest a good guides for using lab notebooks? (Like the traditional pen and paper bench scientist ones, not computational). Like I want to know what you're expected to write down, how you capture and transform the really important stuff, how you refer back to them etc etc
February 3, 2026 at 9:21 PM
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chat they're putting me in brainrot edits is it over
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM