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muffinlord.bsky.social
stone cold steve ostroc
@muffinlord.bsky.social
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On the losing end of a wishbone, and I won't pretend not to mind

im muffinlord hello he/him

Ham radio extra class KB3UJR

Battletech, plastic models, video games, wheel of fortune, third rate poster, well-meaning moron

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Brought him into the back yard and gave him some kibble and water. He's looking a little underfed and pretty much immediately wolfed it down. Going to take him to the shelter once they open
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
At least the new steam controller still looks like a silly lil face
Like you see it, right? The thumb sticks are eyes, the touch pads are cheeks and the button in the middle is a little mouth. I'm not crazy
November 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
yeah i think for sitting through that whole mess i earned this
desktop survivors 98 unlock screen for surviving ten rooms with clank. It took like an hour of actual work but i went to have dinner because each room was taking me like ten minutes and there was fuck-all to do since i was laser beam cat pawing my way through everything. i have 551 levels. you usually end up with like a hundred
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
muffinlord.bsky.social
I swear to god this is a real video game
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
~car with child sticking out of it~ #Halloween #whatthecar
My kid dressed up like the car from What The Car for Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
I really do not like hot glue
A cardboard costume of the car from What The Car. It has eyes on the headlights(where they should be on a cartoon car) and two big buck teeth. One side of the car. I'm not smoothing out the tape. You can smooth out the tape if you really want to but I'm fuckin tired bro The other side of the What The Car car. I've got tires that need painting but since this is all hot glued together, I'm going to wait to apply those until he's actually in the costume. Rear view. There's supposed to be a window here but i doubt anyone trick-or-treating will call me on it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
thinking about him (he disappeared from my game after i missed checking in with him once and hasn't returned in like five days)
screenshot from Bounty Star. Mr. Meat, a sweaty man in a giant steak costume who rides a fridge tricycle, says "I hate this. And you. And Jake. Buy something."
October 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
@sbug.games hey i found a, uh, a bug in your bug game
todo list in Isopod showing the task "Query GSTS Task [ Use task description override! ]". Doesn't really fit next to finding a lightning rod, a magnnet, a wire spool, and fighting a conglomerate.
October 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
muffinlord.bsky.social
@maxkriegervg.bsky.social found a highly nonstandard McDonald's
Entertainment McDonald's in Orlando Florida Muffinlord in the arcade at the aforementioned McDonald's
October 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Find me at Spinjutsu in the next day and a half for an ass kicking
Muffinlord in a Ninjago themed room at Legoland Florida
October 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Got a redeye snack of a monster zero sugar and homunculus
Monster zero sugar and a hummus snack thing
October 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Will you accept a seepy bubby
Very sleepy dog
October 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Delete Chirp Oh no... the Chirpy CEO is chirping again. He's about to get the entire company cancelled. Let's add delete functionality! Assignment Assignment
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Man the text in ivalice chronicles is really fuckin small on steam deck
Picture showing that the text on this menu screen is like the width of a hair. It's for ants. Shits so small you'd think a shrimp fried it
September 30, 2025 at 10:24 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Jake the dog face with the text "dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something"
September 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
i think i did alright @hthrflwrs.bsky.social
unfair flips, 50% chance, 433 flips. too high ending
September 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
If no one over fifty has ever had autism, explain this fuckin place
Google search result for Scale Reproductions, a hobby shop in Louisville. "Clean" might be a bit of a stretch; when i visited them a month and change ago it was stocked to the gills with an absolute glut of overpriced military and automobile models, a FENCED OFF model train setup, an actively staffed counter for remote control cars, and like five gunpla that I'm sure were placed there under protest. I was the youngest person there by twenty years and the sight lines spoke of "there's fuck-all to steal here".
September 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
do you like sulfur?
bjork on space ghost coast to coast
September 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
24H2 status: defeated yet again
Undoing changes made to your computer...
September 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
metal gear rising revengeance reternal rescreenshot. DOKTOR: "Perhaps. But first you need to take a DOOMP."
September 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
muffinlord.bsky.social
yoooo my save file is intact!! why the fuck doesn't it work on my steam deck, guess i need to do some Bullshit to it
September 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
muffinlord.bsky.social
Four days ago i posted "they need to watch Bolsonaro, man. If that dude isn't put into ultra jail he's gonna find a way to escape by getting the sickest a human being has ever gotten or something"
September 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
I did not expect the size
Obvious Plant Anxiety Wolf in its resplendent packaging
September 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
@gundamplanet.com how did someone paint this haro
Gundam planet listing for the nui plush haro with the typical disclaimer that items have been professionally painted
September 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
muffinlord.bsky.social
I am going to beg Bandai on my hands and knees to license their multi color plastic injection tech to Kotobukiya
Photo of the Q rubber from the Kotobukiya hexa gear Veloce kit. It is one piece and about the size of an SD card.
September 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM