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@micolithe.us
Philadelphia, PA | /they/them | gay | trans: agender | married to @fadetozac.bsky.social | leftist | computer toucher and lets player | i share furry porn so i'm gonna need to see some ID | certified AI hater | comedy, music, nerd shit.
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@micolithe.us
· Aug 24
This website is long dead but I often think "Why are cats immune to chemtrails? Five possible answers from science" could beat out Cellar Door or Phoebe Bridgers Punisher as most beautiful phrase in the english language.
I get it, he's a dumbass, let's stop giving him free advertising
February 10, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I get it, he's a dumbass, let's stop giving him free advertising
Please stop making me see will stancil I'm begging you
February 10, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Please stop making me see will stancil I'm begging you
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whenever you draw pokemon i recommend adding a little penis so that the pokemon company can't appropriate your fanart without asking
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 AM
whenever you draw pokemon i recommend adding a little penis so that the pokemon company can't appropriate your fanart without asking
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Another example, US passports didn't even have a gender marker until 1977, when it was added because of "unisex fashion and hair styles" ie to better police gender expression
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Another example, US passports didn't even have a gender marker until 1977, when it was added because of "unisex fashion and hair styles" ie to better police gender expression
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/07/u...
When I said to my husband that ham was the funniest meat he didn't understand what the fuck I meant but Rocco gets it
February 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
When I said to my husband that ham was the funniest meat he didn't understand what the fuck I meant but Rocco gets it
Yeah definitely, one of many contributing factors
February 10, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Yeah definitely, one of many contributing factors
The revolutionary majima everywhere system has nothing on Blockuza 3
February 10, 2026 at 3:45 AM
The revolutionary majima everywhere system has nothing on Blockuza 3
no you dont understand
yakuza 3 is the worst about this by a country mile
yakuza 3 is the worst about this by a country mile
February 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
no you dont understand
yakuza 3 is the worst about this by a country mile
yakuza 3 is the worst about this by a country mile
what's the worst yakuza game? i think it might be 5. the story just doesn't come together in a satisfying way, and a key aspect of the storyline is predicated on daigo dojima beating up an entire high school baseball team (while he was in high school)
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
what's the worst yakuza game? i think it might be 5. the story just doesn't come together in a satisfying way, and a key aspect of the storyline is predicated on daigo dojima beating up an entire high school baseball team (while he was in high school)
in a series packed with good games kiwami 2 is near the top, so it's a real shame to see the one with a great story and the roughest gameplay get done dirty like that
February 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
in a series packed with good games kiwami 2 is near the top, so it's a real shame to see the one with a great story and the roughest gameplay get done dirty like that
also.... i've been worried about this for a while but yakuza should absolutely not be an annual series, eventually you hit a tipping point where the games get grander and grander and you simply cannot pump them out that fast without quality degradation.
also the sex pest guy: dont do that
also the sex pest guy: dont do that
February 10, 2026 at 3:29 AM
also.... i've been worried about this for a while but yakuza should absolutely not be an annual series, eventually you hit a tipping point where the games get grander and grander and you simply cannot pump them out that fast without quality degradation.
also the sex pest guy: dont do that
also the sex pest guy: dont do that
i was joking when i said yakuza kiwami 3 shouldn't fix all the characters blocking i'm so sorry everyone i didn't mean to do this
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 AM
i was joking when i said yakuza kiwami 3 shouldn't fix all the characters blocking i'm so sorry everyone i didn't mean to do this
linked in jobs are so not real though lmao
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 AM
linked in jobs are so not real though lmao
i'm not even really sure what coturn is or why it's needed here?
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
i'm not even really sure what coturn is or why it's needed here?
i managed to repurpose a rule but i still can't make heads or tails of coturn so calls don't work
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 AM
i managed to repurpose a rule but i still can't make heads or tails of coturn so calls don't work
Apparently my router can only have 16 port forwarding rules (????), so I can't move forward with exposing it publicly.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Apparently my router can only have 16 port forwarding rules (????), so I can't move forward with exposing it publicly.
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Image related to current happenings
February 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Image related to current happenings
i will allow serj for the purposes of angy
February 9, 2026 at 11:49 PM
i will allow serj for the purposes of angy
where's the private accounts
February 9, 2026 at 11:46 PM
where's the private accounts
If you did this with MCR lyrics you're too young and we will never be able to relate to eachother
February 9, 2026 at 11:45 PM
If you did this with MCR lyrics you're too young and we will never be able to relate to eachother
discord doesn't even have a way for me to post AFI lyrics in an away message to let everyone know that im sad
February 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
discord doesn't even have a way for me to post AFI lyrics in an away message to let everyone know that im sad
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Stay classy. Pinkies out.
February 9, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Stay classy. Pinkies out.
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Now with 100% more kilt!
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Now with 100% more kilt!
mumble's easy to host at least you just install murmur and you're done
February 9, 2026 at 11:23 PM
mumble's easy to host at least you just install murmur and you're done