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Philadelphia, PA | /they/them | gay | trans: agender | married to @fadetozac.bsky.social | leftist | computer toucher and lets player | i share furry porn so i'm gonna need to see some ID | certified AI hater | worlds most annoying taskmaster fan
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· Aug 24
This website is long dead but I often think "Why are cats immune to chemtrails? Five possible answers from science" could beat out Cellar Door or Phoebe Bridgers Punisher as most beautiful phrase in the english language.
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
cocoa is lookin at me funny like she wants to fight
December 27, 2025 at 3:29 AM
cocoa is lookin at me funny like she wants to fight
after work i closed my laptop and set it down on the couch and it resumed from sleep just fine so idk what the problem was earlier.
December 27, 2025 at 3:26 AM
after work i closed my laptop and set it down on the couch and it resumed from sleep just fine so idk what the problem was earlier.
Feel old yet? Pokemon Red and Blue came out 10,000 years ago.
December 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Feel old yet? Pokemon Red and Blue came out 10,000 years ago.
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One of the webcomics that lives in my brain is the Overcompensating strip where they say “web 2.0 is when you read your fortune cookie and put ‘.com’ at the end”
December 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
One of the webcomics that lives in my brain is the Overcompensating strip where they say “web 2.0 is when you read your fortune cookie and put ‘.com’ at the end”
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I've long come to accept that right-wingers are evil, but I'm still bewildered by what some of them think will be popular. Like, in what possible world did this guy think "I'll make AI images of myself beating the shit out of Santa, that'll make me look like the good guy."
GOP lawmaker shredded for posting AI images of himself beating up Santa on Christmas
Indiana state Sen. Chris Garten acknowledged the backlash and labeled his critics ‘snowflakes’
www.the-independent.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I've long come to accept that right-wingers are evil, but I'm still bewildered by what some of them think will be popular. Like, in what possible world did this guy think "I'll make AI images of myself beating the shit out of Santa, that'll make me look like the good guy."
"ABS is hurting more than helping" is a sentence that can only be confidently uttered by someone who has no idea what ABS is or why it exists.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"ABS is hurting more than helping" is a sentence that can only be confidently uttered by someone who has no idea what ABS is or why it exists.
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unironically a good idea
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
unironically a good idea
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That time of year again!
December 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
That time of year again!
trying battery again i guess
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
trying battery again i guess
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starting to get really fed up with how tedious working with informatica is, maybe the salesforce thing will finally push us off it.
December 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
starting to get really fed up with how tedious working with informatica is, maybe the salesforce thing will finally push us off it.
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I don't think it's a direct influence but it's kinda boredoms-like? It's good, my kind of outside the box.
so what I find fascinating is that Pitchfork named Los Thuthanaka their album of the year and it seems to me like nobody had ever heard of it before this happened
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't think it's a direct influence but it's kinda boredoms-like? It's good, my kind of outside the box.
moaning "daddio" as you get railed
December 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
moaning "daddio" as you get railed
Giving KDE Neon a test on battery life since the replacement battery is lower capacity and the estimate is 13 hours? I used to get like, maybe four hours off the old battery.
December 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Giving KDE Neon a test on battery life since the replacement battery is lower capacity and the estimate is 13 hours? I used to get like, maybe four hours off the old battery.
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Good lord this entire article is a rollercoaster
I’ve said it before, but the reason I love video game preservation efforts so much is the stories that come out of it. These guys worked their assets off for a year for a single Shadow the Hedgehog beta
I’ve said it before, but the reason I love video game preservation efforts so much is the stories that come out of it. These guys worked their assets off for a year for a single Shadow the Hedgehog beta
Merry Christmas! It's that special time of year again where we celebrate the holidays with yet another yuletide collection of prototypes! This time we have a couple of Sonic prototypes just for you courtesy of Santa and @lastminutecontinue.com!
hiddenpalace.org/News/One_Bad...
Enjoy!🎄🦔
hiddenpalace.org/News/One_Bad...
Enjoy!🎄🦔
December 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Good lord this entire article is a rollercoaster
I’ve said it before, but the reason I love video game preservation efforts so much is the stories that come out of it. These guys worked their assets off for a year for a single Shadow the Hedgehog beta
I’ve said it before, but the reason I love video game preservation efforts so much is the stories that come out of it. These guys worked their assets off for a year for a single Shadow the Hedgehog beta
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Merry Christmas!
Little followup to last year's image I did of these two.
Little followup to last year's image I did of these two.
December 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Merry Christmas!
Little followup to last year's image I did of these two.
Little followup to last year's image I did of these two.
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were people like this when better call saul aired its first seasons and were too stupid to get it like they are with pluribus rn
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
were people like this when better call saul aired its first seasons and were too stupid to get it like they are with pluribus rn
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I have lads watching my Fallout 1 video thinking this line is real and I don't have the heart to tell 'em
December 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have lads watching my Fallout 1 video thinking this line is real and I don't have the heart to tell 'em
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i cant believe i fucking lost whammegeddon at 7:30pm on christmas. i was SO CLOSE
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i cant believe i fucking lost whammegeddon at 7:30pm on christmas. i was SO CLOSE
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my nephew got 4 cases of dr pepper, everybody got him one lmao
i watched him get a victory royale on fortnite today,
i watched him get a victory royale on fortnite today,
December 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
my nephew got 4 cases of dr pepper, everybody got him one lmao
i watched him get a victory royale on fortnite today,
i watched him get a victory royale on fortnite today,
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Man... Don't write my jokes for me, dude. It's patronizing.
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—he runs it like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days. trib.al/wAMv6Vi
Nvidia CEO admits he works 7 days a week, including holidays, in a constant 'state of anxiety' out of fear of going bankrupt | Fortune
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang says fear of failure is still what drives him—so he runs the business like it's going to go bankrupt in 33 days
trib.al
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Man... Don't write my jokes for me, dude. It's patronizing.