Schwarz
@schwarzcrow.bsky.social
real crow hours
31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks
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classic crow blunder
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
classic crow blunder
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
using a new music app, starting off strong
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
using a new music app, starting off strong
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
in the mood to be a moderately overinflated pooltoy again
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
in the mood to be a moderately overinflated pooltoy again
[Steely Dan]: “You owed him money but you gave him something
more…”
👀👀👀🍆🎉❓
“…with a gun.”
oh. okay. 😔
more…”
👀👀👀🍆🎉❓
“…with a gun.”
oh. okay. 😔
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
[Steely Dan]: “You owed him money but you gave him something
more…”
👀👀👀🍆🎉❓
“…with a gun.”
oh. okay. 😔
more…”
👀👀👀🍆🎉❓
“…with a gun.”
oh. okay. 😔
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
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i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
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JoJo's
Bizarre Orgasm 16
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
JoJo's
bsky for the past 24-48 hours
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
bsky for the past 24-48 hours
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slow but gradual bloating that just won't stop....
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
slow but gradual bloating that just won't stop....
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
big skunkcrow pooltoy…
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
big skunkcrow pooltoy…
the “plays a Skate game for the first time” to “wants to learn how to skateboard at age 31” pipeline is real
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
the “plays a Skate game for the first time” to “wants to learn how to skateboard at age 31” pipeline is real
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Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror
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AAHHHHH!!!!
October 31, 2025 at 9:23 PM
AAHHHHH!!!!
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i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
November 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit
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Happy halloween!
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy halloween!
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Happy halloween!
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy halloween!
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Reply to this post with “Trick or Treat” and i’ll give you something from my phone’s photo library
Schwarz had heard the stories of the pooltoy ghosts, but he didn't expect to find one, much less get transformed and popped by one!
Now he's on the prowl, ready to test the limits of anyone and everyone he can catch... if only he could float just a bit faster...
🐦🎈👻🎨: @vanillabuttad.bsky.social
Now he's on the prowl, ready to test the limits of anyone and everyone he can catch... if only he could float just a bit faster...
🐦🎈👻🎨: @vanillabuttad.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Schwarz had heard the stories of the pooltoy ghosts, but he didn't expect to find one, much less get transformed and popped by one!
Now he's on the prowl, ready to test the limits of anyone and everyone he can catch... if only he could float just a bit faster...
🐦🎈👻🎨: @vanillabuttad.bsky.social
Now he's on the prowl, ready to test the limits of anyone and everyone he can catch... if only he could float just a bit faster...
🐦🎈👻🎨: @vanillabuttad.bsky.social