Schwarz
@schwarzcrow.bsky.social
real crow hours
31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
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31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
🎄icon by @infurnationale.bsky.social
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too much sun
January 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
too much sun
I guess I'm gonna make a media thread for 2026? Been meaning to do this for a while but kept forgetting...
January 4, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I guess I'm gonna make a media thread for 2026? Been meaning to do this for a while but kept forgetting...
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This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
January 3, 2026 at 2:42 PM
This all seems pretty unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner
i love hilarious law firm names like how do you allow yourselves to do business as Dickie McCamey
January 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
i love hilarious law firm names like how do you allow yourselves to do business as Dickie McCamey
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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Video killed the radio star
At the body shop
Doing something unholy
At the body shop
Doing something unholy
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Video killed the radio star
At the body shop
Doing something unholy
At the body shop
Doing something unholy
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enlarge a bird today
December 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
enlarge a bird today
i'm so glad google knows exactly what i'm looking for
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i'm so glad google knows exactly what i'm looking for
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happy gävlebocken falling sunday everyone <3
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
happy gävlebocken falling sunday everyone <3
the orb has decided to grant you mercy
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
the orb has decided to grant you mercy
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Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
December 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Holy Infant so tender and mild implies the existence of Cursed infant so crunchy and spicy. Gimme the buffalo style evil josh. crunchwrap supreme baby
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Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Merry Christmas Thursday!!!!
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Laura Palmer's Theme
December 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Laura Palmer's Theme
cheat code: do all of your family christmas shopping at ikea
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
cheat code: do all of your family christmas shopping at ikea
anyone have a good desk chair recommendation
December 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
anyone have a good desk chair recommendation
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I've been VERY productive during my mandatory North Pole work shifts. Quit prodding.
Super cute art by @bluescale.bsky.social!!
Super cute art by @bluescale.bsky.social!!
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I've been VERY productive during my mandatory North Pole work shifts. Quit prodding.
Super cute art by @bluescale.bsky.social!!
Super cute art by @bluescale.bsky.social!!
every year, eight of santa’s reindeer are randomly chosen to be the flight crew. they have to be lithe, nimble, quick, and have enough stamina for the long journey
and all of the other reindeer get to spend the year getting plump and well-fed
and all of the other reindeer get to spend the year getting plump and well-fed
December 21, 2025 at 2:36 PM
every year, eight of santa’s reindeer are randomly chosen to be the flight crew. they have to be lithe, nimble, quick, and have enough stamina for the long journey
and all of the other reindeer get to spend the year getting plump and well-fed
and all of the other reindeer get to spend the year getting plump and well-fed
today, like every other day, i’m thinking about birds
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
today, like every other day, i’m thinking about birds
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