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Schwarz
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31 | PGH | he/they |🔞
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
big pooltoy tummy...
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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I'm running into more free time lately so FYI, this offer still stands.
If you're a mutual not into this kink or secretly into it but too shy and want art of your OC from me, I might draw it if I have time.

All you gotta do is ask.

But the catch is you gotta post the drawing publicly.
Devil's Bargain where I draw a mutual's OC but it has to be their OC ripping ass despite not being into that kind of thing
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The shirt you bought him doesn’t fit, but Wulver doesn’t seem to mind!
“Nah, dude! It’s great! Shows off these guns and gives ya prime access to belly rubs~”

🎨: Zoink on Twitter (a while back)
#werewolf #werewolfbf #belly #furry
November 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Skebで描きました。(13/15)
食べ過ぎてお腹が膨らんだレジーさんです。
skeb.jp/@zenimakitch...
November 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
booooo *of course* the guy who's really good all the time beat the catcher having a once-in-a-lifetime offensive season
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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October 12, 2024 at 1:34 PM
classic crow blunder

ate a big lunch and i still have to work for three and a half more hours
November 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
making a playlist of songs with the perfect bpm for my work walk speed
November 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
using a new music app, starting off strong
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 PM
until i do this you’re all just gonna have to deal with my bullshit sorry
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
in the mood to be a moderately overinflated pooltoy again
November 9, 2025 at 2:12 PM
[Steely Dan]: “You owed him money but you gave him something
more…”

👀👀👀🍆🎉❓

“…with a gun.”

oh. okay. 😔
November 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
reconsidering splitting this account because i fear i can't be a horny enough freak without alienating somebody
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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i bought a nagabe yaoi manga second hand and the previous owner left a castiel bookmark in it..
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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JoJo's
Bizarre Orgasm 16
November 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
bsky for the past 24-48 hours
November 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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#deer 🦌
November 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
slow but gradual bloating that just won't stop....
November 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.

A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
big skunkcrow pooltoy…
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
the “plays a Skate game for the first time” to “wants to learn how to skateboard at age 31” pipeline is real
November 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Flipping between these drafts like I'm holding up two shirts in front of a changing room mirror
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM