Velodus 🦃🍂
@velodus.bsky.social
Ahoy, congrats on living in the precise way to land on my profile in this moment. I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel.
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
💸 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼: venmo.com/u/velodus ⋆
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
💸 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼: venmo.com/u/velodus ⋆
🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
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Velodus 🦃🍂
@velodus.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Oh hi! Did you know that I have a YouTube channel that I occasionally neglect for long stretches? Well I'm planning to start uploading stuff again, so if you dig me/are madly in love with me, you're welcome to subscribe to me there if you're chill and cool.
youtube.com/@velodus
youtube.com/@velodus
Damn, an absolute legend. He was in soooooo many of the classic Japanese movies I grew up watching, there can't be many actors in history with a filmography as stacked as his.
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Damn, an absolute legend. He was in soooooo many of the classic Japanese movies I grew up watching, there can't be many actors in history with a filmography as stacked as his.
I literally had the reverse thought today: if I could just get a billion people to give me one dollar each...
If just 10 of my followers give me $1 billion I’d be set.
November 11, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I literally had the reverse thought today: if I could just get a billion people to give me one dollar each...
I'm such a big fan of the Mavs' classic logo/uniforms/court combo. This is so clearly what they need to go back to; they're meant to be a green-and-blue team with a giant cowboy hat involved somewhere. (That could keep the horse logo, and have the horse wear the cowboy hat.)
November 11, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I'm such a big fan of the Mavs' classic logo/uniforms/court combo. This is so clearly what they need to go back to; they're meant to be a green-and-blue team with a giant cowboy hat involved somewhere. (That could keep the horse logo, and have the horse wear the cowboy hat.)
Hell of a night for hoops, good lord
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Hell of a night for hoops, good lord
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Co-sign. We have done this the last few years and it is worth every penny. This year, my husband bought a ticket package and league pass was included.
Oh btw, a PSA before I forget: if you're thinking about buying NBA League Pass, I highly recommend holding off until Black Friday. Last year they were selling Premium after Thanksgiving for only $55, which was a pretty huge discount.
November 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Co-sign. We have done this the last few years and it is worth every penny. This year, my husband bought a ticket package and league pass was included.
Oh btw, a PSA before I forget: if you're thinking about buying NBA League Pass, I highly recommend holding off until Black Friday. Last year they were selling Premium after Thanksgiving for only $55, which was a pretty huge discount.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Oh btw, a PSA before I forget: if you're thinking about buying NBA League Pass, I highly recommend holding off until Black Friday. Last year they were selling Premium after Thanksgiving for only $55, which was a pretty huge discount.
I think finding out Seth McFarlane was supposed to be on one of the planes that crashed into the WTC on 9/11 was the first trivia I ever heard as a kid that made me think "wow, that's insane trivia."
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I think finding out Seth McFarlane was supposed to be on one of the planes that crashed into the WTC on 9/11 was the first trivia I ever heard as a kid that made me think "wow, that's insane trivia."
Once again, it's time for an NBA ON PEACOCK MONDAY. Bow to your multicolored bird overlords.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Once again, it's time for an NBA ON PEACOCK MONDAY. Bow to your multicolored bird overlords.
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Imagine if 40 years from now, Nico Harrison was still running the Dallas Mavericks. That's basically the Democratic party.
March 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Imagine if 40 years from now, Nico Harrison was still running the Dallas Mavericks. That's basically the Democratic party.
The Democrats: it's vital that we start appealing more to men and making inroads in bro culture.
Also the Democrats: Oh God, please take our lunch money, Republicans. And our wallets. And our keys. And our clothes too. Do whatever you want, just save us from having to stand up for something.
Also the Democrats: Oh God, please take our lunch money, Republicans. And our wallets. And our keys. And our clothes too. Do whatever you want, just save us from having to stand up for something.
November 10, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Democrats: it's vital that we start appealing more to men and making inroads in bro culture.
Also the Democrats: Oh God, please take our lunch money, Republicans. And our wallets. And our keys. And our clothes too. Do whatever you want, just save us from having to stand up for something.
Also the Democrats: Oh God, please take our lunch money, Republicans. And our wallets. And our keys. And our clothes too. Do whatever you want, just save us from having to stand up for something.
I will not support the Republican bill that I was visibly ecstatic about pushing over the finish line for them
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I will not support the Republican bill that I was visibly ecstatic about pushing over the finish line for them
I've had it up to here with this guy
Please quote tweet this like you’re super mad about it
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I've had it up to here with this guy
All I know is that "Chuck Schumer has lost his primary race for his Senate seat" post notification is gonna hit like crack in 2028.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
All I know is that "Chuck Schumer has lost his primary race for his Senate seat" post notification is gonna hit like crack in 2028.
A few years ago, the NBA came out with its list of the 76 best players and 15 best coaches during its first 75 years of existence. The only guy who was on both lists? Lenny Wilkens.
November 9, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A few years ago, the NBA came out with its list of the 76 best players and 15 best coaches during its first 75 years of existence. The only guy who was on both lists? Lenny Wilkens.
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Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Hall of Famer Lenny Wilkens, who led the Sonics to their only NBA title and was an ambassador of Seattle basketball for more than 50 years, has died at 88.
www.seattletimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Trump in the broadcast booth during live play 😑
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump in the broadcast booth during live play 😑
All my conservative relatives are convinced the Democrats rigged the 2020 election when the actual Democrats can't even let Trump stew in a terrible situation of his own making for five minutes without wanting to help him out for zero political gain.
November 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
All my conservative relatives are convinced the Democrats rigged the 2020 election when the actual Democrats can't even let Trump stew in a terrible situation of his own making for five minutes without wanting to help him out for zero political gain.
It's so cool that we may as well have Nico Harrison as the senate minority leader
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's so cool that we may as well have Nico Harrison as the senate minority leader
The time of Funko pops is coming to an end, and so soon will begin the era of Nendoroid supremacy
November 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The time of Funko pops is coming to an end, and so soon will begin the era of Nendoroid supremacy
Fox just had their studio team observing the national anthem and Cletus the giant football robot did NOT salute America. Shameful.
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Fox just had their studio team observing the national anthem and Cletus the giant football robot did NOT salute America. Shameful.
The symbolism of the richest man in human history being a deeply unsatisfied miserable loser is pretty on the nose.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The symbolism of the richest man in human history being a deeply unsatisfied miserable loser is pretty on the nose.
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
America is a divided nation, as illustrated by some graffiti under a bridge that I walked by today
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
America is a divided nation, as illustrated by some graffiti under a bridge that I walked by today