Velodus🎄
@velodus.bsky.social
Ahoy, congrats on living in the precise way to land on my profile in this moment. I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel.
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
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🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
🏀 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘁: @shamsbot.bsky.social ⋆
🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
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Velodus🎄
@velodus.bsky.social
· Oct 7
Oh hi! Did you know that I have a YouTube channel that I occasionally neglect for long stretches? Well I'm planning to start uploading stuff again, so if you dig me/are madly in love with me, you're welcome to subscribe to me there if you're chill and cool.
youtube.com/@velodus
youtube.com/@velodus
It's funny how Time's Athlete of the Year award is a very serious and prestigious award meant to be taken as an absolute honor, and then you get to their Person of the Year award and it could be given to literally anyone or anything. Hell, I even won it one year.
December 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's funny how Time's Athlete of the Year award is a very serious and prestigious award meant to be taken as an absolute honor, and then you get to their Person of the Year award and it could be given to literally anyone or anything. Hell, I even won it one year.
The fact that two of the finalists in the NBA Cup can't actually play on their special NBA Cup home courts because they've been deemed a safety hazard is objectively funny.
December 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
The fact that two of the finalists in the NBA Cup can't actually play on their special NBA Cup home courts because they've been deemed a safety hazard is objectively funny.
More than anything, what I'd love to see from NBA on Prime broadcasts are sporadic ad reads for some of their anime shows. Like I should get to hear Eric Collins plug City The Animation during a free-throw tonight, it'd be amazing.
December 9, 2025 at 11:08 PM
More than anything, what I'd love to see from NBA on Prime broadcasts are sporadic ad reads for some of their anime shows. Like I should get to hear Eric Collins plug City The Animation during a free-throw tonight, it'd be amazing.
Once again, the eyes of the nation turn towards the elimination round of the Emirates NBA Cup
December 9, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Once again, the eyes of the nation turn towards the elimination round of the Emirates NBA Cup
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This is still one of the single coolest things that's ever happened.
20 YEARS AGO TODAY: Tracy McGrady scores 13 PTS in the the game's final 35 seconds to give the Rockets a comeback victory over San Antonio.
McGrady had 33 PTS/8 REB/5 STL and Yao Ming added 27 PTS/10 REB in Houston's 81-80 win. Tim Duncan had 26 PTS/18 REB/7 BLK to lead the Spurs.
December 9, 2004
McGrady had 33 PTS/8 REB/5 STL and Yao Ming added 27 PTS/10 REB in Houston's 81-80 win. Tim Duncan had 26 PTS/18 REB/7 BLK to lead the Spurs.
December 9, 2004
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM
This is still one of the single coolest things that's ever happened.
Jay Huff, a total journeyman on his fifth team in five years, becoming the best shot blocker in the NBA completely out of nowhere is a pretty damn cool story.
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Jay Huff, a total journeyman on his fifth team in five years, becoming the best shot blocker in the NBA completely out of nowhere is a pretty damn cool story.
At last, I'm free. Just me and this shelf in the void of emptiness forever.
December 9, 2025 at 5:38 AM
At last, I'm free. Just me and this shelf in the void of emptiness forever.
Online shopping rules because you'll be looking for shelving and the top rated product will have a photo of a woman in a yellow dress next to it for some reason and you'll have to guess if it's an acceptable amount of slop to go with a product these days or an abnormal amount.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Online shopping rules because you'll be looking for shelving and the top rated product will have a photo of a woman in a yellow dress next to it for some reason and you'll have to guess if it's an acceptable amount of slop to go with a product these days or an abnormal amount.
Netflix and Paramount vying for control of Warner Bros
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Netflix and Paramount vying for control of Warner Bros
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Shame nobody has covered this because I think it's a pretty interesting story. Took a while to research.
[NEW VIDEO] Nintendo’s Switch Voice Chat Conundrum
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ie...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6ie...
Nintendo’s Switch Voice Chat Conundrum
YouTube video by DidYouKnowGaming
www.youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Shame nobody has covered this because I think it's a pretty interesting story. Took a while to research.
I'm disappointed it took me this long to learn that when they tore down the Boston Garden, they discovered a mummified monkey corpse in the rafters - which is an amazing thing to imagine being just out of frame of every 80's Celtics home highlights.
Could this finally be proof that the Boston Garden monkey was real?
The saga continues—with some (fair warning: slightly gross) photos.
www.boston.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm disappointed it took me this long to learn that when they tore down the Boston Garden, they discovered a mummified monkey corpse in the rafters - which is an amazing thing to imagine being just out of frame of every 80's Celtics home highlights.
It was cool of Kareem Hunt to come back to KC so he could be part of their downfall
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It was cool of Kareem Hunt to come back to KC so he could be part of their downfall
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It's as though the Chiefs had a 20-year supply of devil magic that they decided to allocate entirely into last season and it ran out in the Super Bowl and this is kinda just what they are now.
September 22, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's as though the Chiefs had a 20-year supply of devil magic that they decided to allocate entirely into last season and it ran out in the Super Bowl and this is kinda just what they are now.
Congratulations to Jeff Kent, who becomes the first person to make the Baseball Hall of Fame who once injured themselves falling off a motorcycle and then tried to save face by claiming he'd actually hurt himself by slipping while washing his truck.
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Congratulations to Jeff Kent, who becomes the first person to make the Baseball Hall of Fame who once injured themselves falling off a motorcycle and then tried to save face by claiming he'd actually hurt himself by slipping while washing his truck.
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A sketch after every Raptors game this season
25/82
25/82
December 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A sketch after every Raptors game this season
25/82
25/82
Notre Dame ducking out of the Pop-Tarts Bowl is a disgrace to Jesus, but more importantly, is a disgrace to the Pop-Tarts Bowl
December 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Notre Dame ducking out of the Pop-Tarts Bowl is a disgrace to Jesus, but more importantly, is a disgrace to the Pop-Tarts Bowl
Capital One Guy is such a lame mascot that they had to put Samuel L Jackson in an ad just to boost up how much we apparently all love Capital One Guy.
December 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Capital One Guy is such a lame mascot that they had to put Samuel L Jackson in an ad just to boost up how much we apparently all love Capital One Guy.
Happy 15th anniversary to the most famous photo to ever come out of a game Carlos Arroyo played in
December 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy 15th anniversary to the most famous photo to ever come out of a game Carlos Arroyo played in
When will they make a cinematic Chess universe with movies based on each of the pieces? I demand that Pawn No. 7's backstory finally be told.
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
When will they make a cinematic Chess universe with movies based on each of the pieces? I demand that Pawn No. 7's backstory finally be told.
I'm about to apply for this, but on the off chance a coconut falls on Ben's head and in a state of pure delirium he doesn't accept my application (the only plausible explanation), I'll just throw it out there that I'm looking for more writing/social media work, so if anyone out there is hiring: 👋.
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
theonion.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm about to apply for this, but on the off chance a coconut falls on Ben's head and in a state of pure delirium he doesn't accept my application (the only plausible explanation), I'll just throw it out there that I'm looking for more writing/social media work, so if anyone out there is hiring: 👋.
Not since they tried to dub Banana Fish has Amazon broadcasted anything as disgraceful as this Lakers performance.
December 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not since they tried to dub Banana Fish has Amazon broadcasted anything as disgraceful as this Lakers performance.
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
Warner Bros is like two mergers and acquisitions away from being owned by Satan himself now
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Warner Bros is like two mergers and acquisitions away from being owned by Satan himself now
It's funny how we love dogs and we love mascots, and yet whenever there's an anthropomorphic dog mascot, it never hits right. Teams should take a page out of UGA and Washington and just have an actual, living dog for its mascot instead.
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
It's funny how we love dogs and we love mascots, and yet whenever there's an anthropomorphic dog mascot, it never hits right. Teams should take a page out of UGA and Washington and just have an actual, living dog for its mascot instead.
I miss when the news wasn't just about how everything you like is steadily getting worse.
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I miss when the news wasn't just about how everything you like is steadily getting worse.