Velodus🎄
@velodus.bsky.social
Ahoy, congrats on living in the precise way to land on my profile in this moment. I write stuff and have a mondo cool YT channel.
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
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🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
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▶️ 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲: youtube.com/velodus ⋆
🏀 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘁: @shamsbot.bsky.social ⋆
🔗 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘁𝗿𝗲𝗲: https://linktr.ee/velodus ⋆
Fuck Amazon. How dare they try to deny us goodness like this.
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Fuck Amazon. How dare they try to deny us goodness like this.
Me when I see the episode runtimes of the new season of Stranger Things
November 27, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Me when I see the episode runtimes of the new season of Stranger Things
The Hawks should be docked a draft pick for disrespecting The Cup like this
November 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Hawks should be docked a draft pick for disrespecting The Cup like this
They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
They don't know all the NBA games over the next four days are the final NBA Cup qualifier games
Eugh, they just aired a Thanksgiving FanDuel ad during football encouraging the whole family to bet together
November 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Eugh, they just aired a Thanksgiving FanDuel ad during football encouraging the whole family to bet together
Anytime I accidentally catch a new excerpt about Olivia Nuzzi's love life
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Anytime I accidentally catch a new excerpt about Olivia Nuzzi's love life
The Phoenix Suns are now 10-6 this season!
November 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The Phoenix Suns are now 10-6 this season!
How the Democratic leaders talk about Mamdani versus how Trump talked about Mamdani today
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
How the Democratic leaders talk about Mamdani versus how Trump talked about Mamdani today
Important news has dropped for NBA weebs because there WILL be an official collaboration next year between the league and One Piece in which you WILL be able to buy a Chopper plushie wearing Bulls, Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, Warriors or (strangely) Grizzlies gear. Now you know.
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Important news has dropped for NBA weebs because there WILL be an official collaboration next year between the league and One Piece in which you WILL be able to buy a Chopper plushie wearing Bulls, Celtics, Knicks, Lakers, Warriors or (strangely) Grizzlies gear. Now you know.
In 2020, Elisabeth Moss starred in The Invisible Man, 27 years after playing a little girl in an episode of Batman: The Animated Series who was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 being tormented by an invisible man.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
In 2020, Elisabeth Moss starred in The Invisible Man, 27 years after playing a little girl in an episode of Batman: The Animated Series who was 𝘢𝘭𝘴𝘰 being tormented by an invisible man.
Check out this cute seal
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Check out this cute seal
The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
November 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The Lakers lineups that were holding down the fort while LeBron was out
"My wife said she wanted to show me Mouth Heaven and then she just put on a football game!"
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
"My wife said she wanted to show me Mouth Heaven and then she just put on a football game!"
Don't ask why the Blazers have the record that they do, it's not supposed to mean anything
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Don't ask why the Blazers have the record that they do, it's not supposed to mean anything
Here's an incredible anecdote from the documentary, btw. Adrienne King, who played the final surviving girl of the original movie, nearly died because a deranged fan became obsessed with her and started stalking and tormenting her.
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Here's an incredible anecdote from the documentary, btw. Adrienne King, who played the final surviving girl of the original movie, nearly died because a deranged fan became obsessed with her and started stalking and tormenting her.
I watched a really long and entertaining documentary about the Friday the 13th movies called "Crystal Lake Memories" and when it came time to discuss Jason X, one of the actors that was in it gave it the best blurb I've ever heard for a movie ever.
November 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I watched a really long and entertaining documentary about the Friday the 13th movies called "Crystal Lake Memories" and when it came time to discuss Jason X, one of the actors that was in it gave it the best blurb I've ever heard for a movie ever.
The Phanatic would never
November 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Phanatic would never
Every tweet coming out of the White House this weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Every tweet coming out of the White House this weekend
Today's foreign NFL game actually works as a cool dedication to the Democratic party during the Trump years if you just look at the abbreviations
November 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Today's foreign NFL game actually works as a cool dedication to the Democratic party during the Trump years if you just look at the abbreviations
I've finally started reading Yotsuba (about 25 yrs after the rest of the internet) instead of just assimilating it through memes like I had been until now, and I'm happy to report that it is genuinely funny.
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I've finally started reading Yotsuba (about 25 yrs after the rest of the internet) instead of just assimilating it through memes like I had been until now, and I'm happy to report that it is genuinely funny.
I finally realized what this reminded me of
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I finally realized what this reminded me of
I love that Eric Collins calls every game as though he's hooked up to a Jason Statham Crank device that will kill him unless the Hornets win
November 15, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I love that Eric Collins calls every game as though he's hooked up to a Jason Statham Crank device that will kill him unless the Hornets win