Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
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I get that this is just how agents work but jesus christ, AD and Rich Paul.
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January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I get that this is just how agents work but jesus christ, AD and Rich Paul.
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When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
January 5, 2026 at 7:44 PM
When the Black Crowes sang "Hey, little thing, lemon lime Chicano calls a mama I'm show ouda hannana", I felt that
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you know the video of this looks like an I Think You Should Leave skit
Jonathan Gannon had the opportunity to inform his players he'd been fired, explaining to them that this is another example of adversity. Sounded like it was a powerful final message.
The Cardinals are firing coach Jonathan Gannon, sources say.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
Endless losses to finish an injury-riddled season spelled the end of Gannon, who should be a top-tier defensive coordinator candidate now.
January 5, 2026 at 6:16 PM
you know the video of this looks like an I Think You Should Leave skit
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old woman I gave my seat on the bus to: it’s nice to see polite normal men still out there.
me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!
me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
old woman I gave my seat on the bus to: it’s nice to see polite normal men still out there.
me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!
me on way to ex gf’s work to sing teenage dirtbag in an effort to get her back: thank you!
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[explaining social media] this is my favorite website. i spend all day on it. if i say something someone doesn’t like, they might tell everyone my home address and post a picture of the car i drive.
January 5, 2026 at 4:07 PM
[explaining social media] this is my favorite website. i spend all day on it. if i say something someone doesn’t like, they might tell everyone my home address and post a picture of the car i drive.
Boy, if I were a team like the Bucks I’d offer top dollar for that Zach LaVine fella
January 5, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Boy, if I were a team like the Bucks I’d offer top dollar for that Zach LaVine fella
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Just when I try to stop snack, they come out with even more snack, better snack
January 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Just when I try to stop snack, they come out with even more snack, better snack
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On the bright side, at least the Iraq War inspired some great art, like Revenge of the Sith
January 4, 2026 at 10:27 AM
On the bright side, at least the Iraq War inspired some great art, like Revenge of the Sith
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Saw your man on the trail cam footage. He was foraging for sustenance
January 5, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Saw your man on the trail cam footage. He was foraging for sustenance
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me: how do you stay looking so young?
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
January 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
me: how do you stay looking so young?
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
dorian gray: *shifts uncomfortably* essential oils
I’d love it if ESPN/Disney+ could fix these video glitch issues.
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I’d love it if ESPN/Disney+ could fix these video glitch issues.
Something we Niners fans haven’t been able to say much the last few weeks:
Great stop.
Great stop.
January 4, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Something we Niners fans haven’t been able to say much the last few weeks:
Great stop.
Great stop.
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You're telling me the winner of the FIFA peace prize launched an attack against a sovereign nation and kidnapped its president just to get at its oil reserves??
January 3, 2026 at 2:43 PM
You're telling me the winner of the FIFA peace prize launched an attack against a sovereign nation and kidnapped its president just to get at its oil reserves??
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i built a state of the art bomb shelter so i can die in a fucking hole a few months after everyone else
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
i built a state of the art bomb shelter so i can die in a fucking hole a few months after everyone else
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This is what they took from you
August 7, 2024 at 6:50 PM
This is what they took from you
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I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
January 3, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I would take Goofus out behind the shed and shoot him. Gallant I would shoot somewhere else, a place of honor
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swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
swallowing each individual baked bean like an ibuprofen
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No. i want to see them fight
January 3, 2026 at 1:25 AM
No. i want to see them fight
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i won’t be watching avatar: fire and ash. you’re the only avatars i need
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
i won’t be watching avatar: fire and ash. you’re the only avatars i need
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Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
January 3, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Not enough has been written about Schrödinger’s assistant, Otto.
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ANNIHILATION (2018)
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
ANNIHILATION (2018)
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remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
January 2, 2026 at 3:07 PM
remember the perfect offensive line is
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson
LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot
LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets
C: fast nerd
RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character
RT: Lane Johnson