Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
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during commercials they should let me go down the bobsled track in my laundry basket
February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
during commercials they should let me go down the bobsled track in my laundry basket
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AI could never replace me, my work emails average 3-5 words and are still somehow insulting but technically not disrespectful
February 13, 2026 at 9:00 PM
AI could never replace me, my work emails average 3-5 words and are still somehow insulting but technically not disrespectful
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edmund hillary, 1953:
Holy shit, Nepal.
February 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
edmund hillary, 1953:
Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible” doesn’t get enough praise for the way it included cartoon sword sound effects that sound like they came directly from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
February 17, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Robert Palmer’s “Simply Irresistible” doesn’t get enough praise for the way it included cartoon sword sound effects that sound like they came directly from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Honestly, this persons disclaimer from Reddit should come with 90% of social media posts.
February 17, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Honestly, this persons disclaimer from Reddit should come with 90% of social media posts.
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Sometimes I'm a put-together, capable adult, and other times, I forget that you have to turn the doorknob before pulling in order to open the door
February 17, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Sometimes I'm a put-together, capable adult, and other times, I forget that you have to turn the doorknob before pulling in order to open the door
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I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
February 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I'm giving up using turn signals for lent
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when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is
February 17, 2026 at 3:39 AM
when it comes to the olympic games, i encourage athletes to "go for the gold" – the gold medal, that is
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation:
February 17, 2026 at 3:34 AM
If you see this, post a photo from your device, no explanation:
Rob Hessing (not on social media) suggested the dunk contest should change to just grading the in-game dunks that happen during the All-Star game and announcing a winner at the end. I love the idea.
Guy at the Apple Store who helped me upgrade my phone today felt very strongly that we should abolish the dunk contest.
February 16, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Rob Hessing (not on social media) suggested the dunk contest should change to just grading the in-game dunks that happen during the All-Star game and announcing a winner at the end. I love the idea.
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listen buddy you can't just go around wuthering people's heights
February 16, 2026 at 9:37 PM
listen buddy you can't just go around wuthering people's heights
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I have seen a lot of fake economic impact numbers from people in power trying to justify various sports projects
claiming that joining the MAC will generate $975 million might be the fakest economic impact number I have ever seen
claiming that joining the MAC will generate $975 million might be the fakest economic impact number I have ever seen
An update about the Sacramento State transition to FBS from the school president:
February 16, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I have seen a lot of fake economic impact numbers from people in power trying to justify various sports projects
claiming that joining the MAC will generate $975 million might be the fakest economic impact number I have ever seen
claiming that joining the MAC will generate $975 million might be the fakest economic impact number I have ever seen
What a tremendous career.
Just a week or two ago I was watching Secondhand Lions with my kids (it’s still a delightful movie) and I was laughing at how Duvall and Caine are supposed to be so old in the movie but the movie itself was over 20 years old now.
Just a week or two ago I was watching Secondhand Lions with my kids (it’s still a delightful movie) and I was laughing at how Duvall and Caine are supposed to be so old in the movie but the movie itself was over 20 years old now.
February 16, 2026 at 6:18 PM
What a tremendous career.
Just a week or two ago I was watching Secondhand Lions with my kids (it’s still a delightful movie) and I was laughing at how Duvall and Caine are supposed to be so old in the movie but the movie itself was over 20 years old now.
Just a week or two ago I was watching Secondhand Lions with my kids (it’s still a delightful movie) and I was laughing at how Duvall and Caine are supposed to be so old in the movie but the movie itself was over 20 years old now.
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“Yeah, aliens are real. Where do you think we got YouTube from? Fuck it, Mothman too. That’s how we got Bin Laden. Bigfoot works at the VA. I don’t give a shit anymore. Ask Joe about the hollow earth. Fuck it.”
On Valentine’s Day, Barack Obama appeared on a podcast and said aliens are real. On February 15, he clarified that he meant they’re probably out there, but he hasn’t seen any.
Obama Walks Back ‘Aliens Are Real’ Statement on Podcast
On Valentine’s Day, Barack Obama appeared on a podcast and said aliens are real. On February 15, he clarified that he meant they’re probably out there, but he hasn’t seen any.
www.vulture.com
February 16, 2026 at 3:14 PM
“Yeah, aliens are real. Where do you think we got YouTube from? Fuck it, Mothman too. That’s how we got Bin Laden. Bigfoot works at the VA. I don’t give a shit anymore. Ask Joe about the hollow earth. Fuck it.”
That’s a way more fun all star moment for Fox than last time when he got to play like three minutes and mostly jogged back and forth while other dudes chucked and missed 35 foot threes
February 15, 2026 at 11:48 PM
That’s a way more fun all star moment for Fox than last time when he got to play like three minutes and mostly jogged back and forth while other dudes chucked and missed 35 foot threes
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Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
February 15, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Being an adult is cool because you’re exhausted all the time but you also get the satisfaction of not really accomplishing anything
Watched the new live action How To Train Your Dragon. A good adaptation, but the original is still way better.
February 15, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Watched the new live action How To Train Your Dragon. A good adaptation, but the original is still way better.
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The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 PM
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
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May I present to you the new "Mid-American Conference"
What the hell is Sac State doing lmao
What the hell is Sac State doing lmao
February 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
May I present to you the new "Mid-American Conference"
What the hell is Sac State doing lmao
What the hell is Sac State doing lmao
Whoops, stayed up til 1am rewatching GO. That soundtrack is still unbelievably great.
February 15, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Whoops, stayed up til 1am rewatching GO. That soundtrack is still unbelievably great.
Yeah. I’m sure this is the real reason why the league and its media partners, all of whom are heavily in bed with gambling, suddenly are so upset.
Strangely, it hasn’t made the league care about accurate and transparent injury reports.
Strangely, it hasn’t made the league care about accurate and transparent injury reports.
Tanking has become an issue because the nba has gotten in bed with gambling. Hard to set a line when you don’t know who’s sitting out the fourth quarter
February 14, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Yeah. I’m sure this is the real reason why the league and its media partners, all of whom are heavily in bed with gambling, suddenly are so upset.
Strangely, it hasn’t made the league care about accurate and transparent injury reports.
Strangely, it hasn’t made the league care about accurate and transparent injury reports.
Here’s what I don’t understand about the renewed outrage about tanking: who is actually upset who is the league trying to appease?
Because it doesn’t seem like it’s fans of the tanking teams that are upset. Tanking is something that fans can appreciate and support because it gives you hope.
Because it doesn’t seem like it’s fans of the tanking teams that are upset. Tanking is something that fans can appreciate and support because it gives you hope.
February 14, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Here’s what I don’t understand about the renewed outrage about tanking: who is actually upset who is the league trying to appease?
Because it doesn’t seem like it’s fans of the tanking teams that are upset. Tanking is something that fans can appreciate and support because it gives you hope.
Because it doesn’t seem like it’s fans of the tanking teams that are upset. Tanking is something that fans can appreciate and support because it gives you hope.
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"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
February 14, 2026 at 9:01 PM
"And is this your girlfriend, Ralph?"
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
"Yes. I love Lisa Simpson
And when I grow up, I'm going to marry her."
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important thread
Tacko Fall paid tribute to Richard Jefferson in the All-Star Celebrity Game by playing way too hard against a team of actors, musicians, influencers, and extremely short NBA news breakers.
February 14, 2026 at 8:44 PM
important thread