Greg
@gwiss.bsky.social
Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
https://kingsherald.com/articles/and-in-case-i-dont-see-ya-good-afternoon-good-evening-and-light-the-beam/
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He said: "The last time we saw Cole, he was blown to smithereens – how will they get past the fact he is dead with a capital D? I think that was a mistake, because Cole is a legend. He belongs to everybody, he is eternal – except in that film.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
He said: "The last time we saw Cole, he was blown to smithereens – how will they get past the fact he is dead with a capital D? I think that was a mistake, because Cole is a legend. He belongs to everybody, he is eternal – except in that film.”
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
1 down, 9 to go
Check your cashapp
November 11, 2025 at 5:51 AM
1 down, 9 to go
If just 10 of my followers give me $1 billion I’d be set.
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If just 10 of my followers give me $1 billion I’d be set.
I am a person who loves soups but hates mushrooms. It causes a lot of issues.
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I am a person who loves soups but hates mushrooms. It causes a lot of issues.
Charlotte would be a real fun team to root for a league pass underdog if they would just get rid of Miles Bridges.
November 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Charlotte would be a real fun team to root for a league pass underdog if they would just get rid of Miles Bridges.
Remember those two weeks when the Giants were fun as hell?
The Giants are firing coach Brian Daboll, sources say. A promising and frustrating season leads NYG to have an opening.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
After another lead evaporated yesterday, Brian Daboll is out.
OC Mike Kafka is interim coach, per me and Mike Garafolo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Remember those two weeks when the Giants were fun as hell?
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Congratulations to whatever team gets Keon Ellis next.
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Congratulations to whatever team gets Keon Ellis next.
We didn’t need the wins anyway! Turns out The Beam was inside us all along.
Turns out the “correct rotation” was just the friends we made along the way!
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
We didn’t need the wins anyway! Turns out The Beam was inside us all along.
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Biblically accurate Toyota dealership
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Biblically accurate Toyota dealership
Bad news for sports but a pretty great jumping off point for Major League 3 (we do not acknowledge Back To The Minors in this house).
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Bad news for sports but a pretty great jumping off point for Major League 3 (we do not acknowledge Back To The Minors in this house).
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I refuse to acknowledge the rock n roll hall of fame until it inducts Barry Bonds
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I refuse to acknowledge the rock n roll hall of fame until it inducts Barry Bonds
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me eating pasta
lmao sauce is so good
November 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
me eating pasta
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[64 year-old on an enormous ladder]: “God, I can’t wait until next year.”
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
[64 year-old on an enormous ladder]: “God, I can’t wait until next year.”
Materialists was so bad.
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Materialists was so bad.
I desperately wanted the Kings to sign Naji Marshall two summers ago. I think he’s a guy who’s smart enough to value a good situation over the higher pay, and he’ll probably eventually end up back with Luka in LA, but he remains the ideal type of wing I wish the Kings would stock up on.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I desperately wanted the Kings to sign Naji Marshall two summers ago. I think he’s a guy who’s smart enough to value a good situation over the higher pay, and he’ll probably eventually end up back with Luka in LA, but he remains the ideal type of wing I wish the Kings would stock up on.
I haven’t watched a lot of the wizards but the broadcast spending a bunch of time discussing how “what Bub Carrington does doesn’t show on the stat sheet” is a little concerning.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I haven’t watched a lot of the wizards but the broadcast spending a bunch of time discussing how “what Bub Carrington does doesn’t show on the stat sheet” is a little concerning.
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Atlanta Hawks second unit: Vit Krejci, Caleb Houstan, Jacob Toppin, Asa Newell, N’Faly Dante
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Atlanta Hawks second unit: Vit Krejci, Caleb Houstan, Jacob Toppin, Asa Newell, N’Faly Dante
I love when I get to see the random crowd shots on league pass. Look at those families just happily enjoying the Wizards game on a Saturday.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I love when I get to see the random crowd shots on league pass. Look at those families just happily enjoying the Wizards game on a Saturday.
Can Whitmore just got stuffed by a CPU-generated dude named Cissé
November 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Can Whitmore just got stuffed by a CPU-generated dude named Cissé
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Goddammit
So you’re Sarr-y, not Sarr-y
November 9, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Goddammit
Every time I watch Alex Sarr I’m like “maybe I was too harsh on him last season” and then he has a stretch where I remember why I was down on him last season.
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Every time I watch Alex Sarr I’m like “maybe I was too harsh on him last season” and then he has a stretch where I remember why I was down on him last season.