Brian Grubb
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This is how we heal a broken nation.
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 PM
This is how we heal a broken nation.
the dutch silver heist is notable for many reasons, the most important of which is that "dutch silver" would be an incredible name for a thief
www.dutchnews.nl/2026/01/enti...
www.dutchnews.nl/2026/01/enti...
Entire collection stolen from Doesburg silver museum overnight - DutchNews.nl
The “entire collection of antique silver” has been stolen from a museum specialising in silver objects in Doesburg. The break-in took place at around 4.30am on Wednesday morning, when two men forced t...
www.dutchnews.nl
January 22, 2026 at 3:48 PM
the dutch silver heist is notable for many reasons, the most important of which is that "dutch silver" would be an incredible name for a thief
www.dutchnews.nl/2026/01/enti...
www.dutchnews.nl/2026/01/enti...
no nominations for Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
unbelievable
unbelievable
January 22, 2026 at 3:15 PM
no nominations for Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
unbelievable
unbelievable
you are not allowed to say things to me like "20 inches of snow"
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
you are not allowed to say things to me like "20 inches of snow"
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more people should watch FOR ALL MANKIND, the space drama that begins with a gripping alternate history 1960s space race and has now caught up to the 2010s, not by casting a new main character by simply making this one actor 10 years older every season
My god, look at Joel Kinnaman's old man makeup for the upcoming fifth season of For All Mankind:
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
more people should watch FOR ALL MANKIND, the space drama that begins with a gripping alternate history 1960s space race and has now caught up to the 2010s, not by casting a new main character by simply making this one actor 10 years older every season
freakin go birds
the Sixers sent out a PR announcement about Jason Kelce trying to dunk a basketball at their game next week. lmao this needs to be nationally televised
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 PM
freakin go birds
[i successfully rob the louvre but then a week later i am digging around in my hoodie pouch for my chapstick and a half-dozen priceless diamonds fall out in front of the detective investigating the crime, who happens to be behind me in line at a movie theater] ahhhh nuts
The Louvre thieves didn't even bring a bag for their loot! They stuffed it into their pockets and it fell out! hyperallergic.com/shocking-new...
Shocking New Louvre Heist Footage Released to the Public
The video shows how the thieves made it in and out of the museum's Apollo Gallery almost seamlessly with the nation's crown jewels.
hyperallergic.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:06 PM
[i successfully rob the louvre but then a week later i am digging around in my hoodie pouch for my chapstick and a half-dozen priceless diamonds fall out in front of the detective investigating the crime, who happens to be behind me in line at a movie theater] ahhhh nuts
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There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
all due respect but "mcg directing baywatch" is quite possibly the most 2002 thing i have ever heard
'Baywatch': McG is set to direct the first episode and executive produce the reboot. He also has signed a development deal with Fox Entertainment.
‘Baywatch’: McG To Direct First Episode & EP Reboot, Signs Development Deal With Fox Entertainment
'Baywatch': McG is set to direct the first episode and executive produce the reboot. He also has signed a development deal with Fox Entertainment.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 12:06 AM
all due respect but "mcg directing baywatch" is quite possibly the most 2002 thing i have ever heard
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
dibs
Disney is expected to announce their next CEO next month
(via LA Times)
(via LA Times)
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
dibs
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I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like that the same day a guy was like “this place will never be Twitter” this thread gave us the most 2015 Twitter experience (complimentary) imaginable.
this man is going to tear up south beach
January 20, 2026 at 4:31 AM
this man is going to tear up south beach
"this wendy's is closed today because the entire staff has been cast in Ocean's 22,687"
And they should add a person each time so that eventually all of us are in it
January 19, 2026 at 5:58 PM
"this wendy's is closed today because the entire staff has been cast in Ocean's 22,687"
there should be a new ocean's movie every 18 months
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
there should be a new ocean's movie every 18 months
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I love tiktok so much
January 19, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I love tiktok so much
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love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins
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sorry but “Drake Maye” should either be the main character of a series of airport novels or someone with an eyepatch on a soap opera
January 18, 2026 at 10:45 PM
sorry but “Drake Maye” should either be the main character of a series of airport novels or someone with an eyepatch on a soap opera
i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
January 18, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life
watching a college basketball game between Temple and Florida Atlantic
both teams are wearing red and white
both teams are named the Owls
the Temple court has an owl on it
Florida Atlantic’s uniforms just say “Owls” on them
i have never been more confused in my entire life
both teams are wearing red and white
both teams are named the Owls
the Temple court has an owl on it
Florida Atlantic’s uniforms just say “Owls” on them
i have never been more confused in my entire life
January 18, 2026 at 6:56 PM
watching a college basketball game between Temple and Florida Atlantic
both teams are wearing red and white
both teams are named the Owls
the Temple court has an owl on it
Florida Atlantic’s uniforms just say “Owls” on them
i have never been more confused in my entire life
both teams are wearing red and white
both teams are named the Owls
the Temple court has an owl on it
Florida Atlantic’s uniforms just say “Owls” on them
i have never been more confused in my entire life
"brian what is your newsletter about?"
oh uh tv and movies mostly
"that's coo-"
sometimes crimes too
"so like legal stu-"
and also donuts
type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
oh uh tv and movies mostly
"that's coo-"
sometimes crimes too
"so like legal stu-"
and also donuts
type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
The Five Spot: Tracy Morgan, Robert Pattinson's Bad Lying, And Important Donuts
This edition is a day late because I had to scrap everything and do an important donut-related rewrite.
type-click-type.ghost.io
January 18, 2026 at 4:53 PM
"brian what is your newsletter about?"
oh uh tv and movies mostly
"that's coo-"
sometimes crimes too
"so like legal stu-"
and also donuts
type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
oh uh tv and movies mostly
"that's coo-"
sometimes crimes too
"so like legal stu-"
and also donuts
type-click-type.ghost.io/the-five-spo...
love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins
January 18, 2026 at 12:48 AM
love to watch a completely insane sporting event where i have no personal stake in who wins