Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
spend some time outside today. it won’t change the horrors, but it will help you deal with them
January 8, 2026 at 3:12 PM
spend some time outside today. it won’t change the horrors, but it will help you deal with them
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"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:25 PM
"You gonna murder someone else? You can't kill us all, Nazis."
check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
lmfaoooo what
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
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that's right
January 7, 2026 at 1:47 AM
that's right
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A fox was frolicking in broad daylight right outside our door and my daughter napped through it and when she woke up this was all I could think about
January 6, 2026 at 10:01 PM
A fox was frolicking in broad daylight right outside our door and my daughter napped through it and when she woke up this was all I could think about
saying this in Daniel Craig’s Knives Out voice for some reason
January 6, 2026 at 11:27 PM
saying this in Daniel Craig’s Knives Out voice for some reason
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
just scrolled past six different screenshots of tweets pointing out how bad those tweets are. please stop asking me to smell the spoiled milk.
January 6, 2026 at 3:20 PM
just scrolled past six different screenshots of tweets pointing out how bad those tweets are. please stop asking me to smell the spoiled milk.
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Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
January 5, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Brian uploaded it to Youtube for me. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyPb...
I would consider it a personal favor if you did this ⤵️
January 5, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I would consider it a personal favor if you did this ⤵️
man I have called my congressperson twice in 3 days and it feels GREAT. highly recommended. might do it again tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
man I have called my congressperson twice in 3 days and it feels GREAT. highly recommended. might do it again tomorrow.
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I don't think it's just nostalgia everyone's feeling, I think people are sincerely lonely. And not just young white men, who are not special. I think all kids, gender aside, want to spend the next few years talking shit to their friends on used dirtbikes without surveillance.
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 PM
I don't think it's just nostalgia everyone's feeling, I think people are sincerely lonely. And not just young white men, who are not special. I think all kids, gender aside, want to spend the next few years talking shit to their friends on used dirtbikes without surveillance.
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
paused Ravens-Steelers when Baltimore went up 24-20. those last 2 minutes were … EVENTFUL
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 AM
paused Ravens-Steelers when Baltimore went up 24-20. those last 2 minutes were … EVENTFUL
What a moment for the AFC South. Two teams in the playoffs and neither is playing Saturday 🫡
January 5, 2026 at 3:35 AM
What a moment for the AFC South. Two teams in the playoffs and neither is playing Saturday 🫡
hang it in Charlotte’s second-best art museum 😚👌
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
hang it in Charlotte’s second-best art museum 😚👌
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calling my representative and demanding impeachment before Seahawks-Niners kicks off
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
calling my representative and demanding impeachment before Seahawks-Niners kicks off
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
they Yoda-fied my Chappell Roan cups
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
they Yoda-fied my Chappell Roan cups