Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
she’s new but this lady is a good mayor
💙💚 Seattle, this one felt GOOD. 💚💙
Huge congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks on an absolutely dominating win and locking up the #1 seed.
YOUR CITY will be loud. The 12s are ready. We are all in. Let’s bring that energy all the way through the playoffs.
Go Hawks! 💙💚
Huge congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks on an absolutely dominating win and locking up the #1 seed.
YOUR CITY will be loud. The 12s are ready. We are all in. Let’s bring that energy all the way through the playoffs.
Go Hawks! 💙💚
January 4, 2026 at 8:18 AM
she’s new but this lady is a good mayor
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calling my representative and demanding impeachment before Seahawks-Niners kicks off
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
calling my representative and demanding impeachment before Seahawks-Niners kicks off
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
they Yoda-fied my Chappell Roan cups
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
they Yoda-fied my Chappell Roan cups
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went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 2:16 PM
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩🍳🤌
hell yeah
January 2, 2026 at 2:31 AM
hell yeah
gonna need this set to “Maps”
January 2, 2026 at 12:54 AM
gonna need this set to “Maps”
Alabama’s more of a basketball school anyway
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Alabama’s more of a basketball school anyway
I’ve watched it with my own eyes but my brain is gonna need more time to process “undefeated Indiana beating Alabama’s ass at football”
January 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
I’ve watched it with my own eyes but my brain is gonna need more time to process “undefeated Indiana beating Alabama’s ass at football”
my only Michael Irvin story is from (I think) Arizona before Super Bowl 49, when a fancy hotel bar shut down and the Playmaker hopped the bar to lift a bottle of vodka. Bill Simmons and I were the only witnesses to this.
January 1, 2026 at 4:57 AM
my only Michael Irvin story is from (I think) Arizona before Super Bowl 49, when a fancy hotel bar shut down and the Playmaker hopped the bar to lift a bottle of vodka. Bill Simmons and I were the only witnesses to this.
Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen work so well because they’re the Mario/Wario of journalism
January 1, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen work so well because they’re the Mario/Wario of journalism
PSA: The Naked Gun is available to stream on Amazon Prime, Paramount+, and a few others. If you missed it in theaters, stop depriving yourself of a good time!
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 AM
PSA: The Naked Gun is available to stream on Amazon Prime, Paramount+, and a few others. If you missed it in theaters, stop depriving yourself of a good time!
hiker on Mt. Baldy fell 500 feet and died, alerting rescue crews to two OTHER dead hikers. six additional rescue operations on the mountain this week. SoCal living: you can die on the beach or a mountain in the same day. abc7.com/post/3-hiker...
3 hikers, including 19-year-old, found dead on Mount Baldy, sheriff's department says
A 19-year-old and two other people who went hiking in the Mount Baldy area on Monday were found dead, authorities said.
abc7.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
hiker on Mt. Baldy fell 500 feet and died, alerting rescue crews to two OTHER dead hikers. six additional rescue operations on the mountain this week. SoCal living: you can die on the beach or a mountain in the same day. abc7.com/post/3-hiker...
I hate being the level of sick where you've got a sore throat and you're stuffed up and achy but it's kinda manageable with over-the-counter meds so you have to do all of the usual life stuff while feeling lousy. give me the flu that turns you inside-out for two days. I want a couple days off.
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hate being the level of sick where you've got a sore throat and you're stuffed up and achy but it's kinda manageable with over-the-counter meds so you have to do all of the usual life stuff while feeling lousy. give me the flu that turns you inside-out for two days. I want a couple days off.
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You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
August 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
how fitting that the Rams brought back their dingey underwear unis and are playing like butt
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
how fitting that the Rams brought back their dingey underwear unis and are playing like butt
biggest Seattle re-signing since the M’s locked up Josh Naylor
NEWS | Paul Rothrock has signed a new contract, keeping him with the club through 2029.
LET'S GOOOOOOOO, PAULIE 🤩
READ ➡️ sndrs.com/c1r1gx3a
LET'S GOOOOOOOO, PAULIE 🤩
READ ➡️ sndrs.com/c1r1gx3a
December 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
biggest Seattle re-signing since the M’s locked up Josh Naylor
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I loved this podcast before, but Andy, Ross, and Stephen are the best combination of college football writers/analysts out there. They understand the business and the “why” behind where the sport is today, and they have a clear sense of where it’s likely headed. Best podcast on the sport, me thinks!
December 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I loved this podcast before, but Andy, Ross, and Stephen are the best combination of college football writers/analysts out there. They understand the business and the “why” behind where the sport is today, and they have a clear sense of where it’s likely headed. Best podcast on the sport, me thinks!
sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
December 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
sorry but Luther Burden is an all-time cool name. his only career options were wide receiver, private detective, or jazz musician.
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my demands are simple, mr. bond
December 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
my demands are simple, mr. bond
hey, I wrote this! check it out ⤵️
JAMBOROO: defector.com/you-cant-def...
You Can't Defeat Christmas, But You Can Survive It | Defector
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December 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
hey, I wrote this! check it out ⤵️
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“You should eat that shrimp cocktail from four days ago”
December 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“You should eat that shrimp cocktail from four days ago”
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Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually
December 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Pop tarts bowl exec: thrilled for this new partnership, love the energy of college football, we barely have to even try to sell it, much less tap into the dark ancient primordial human need to kill in order to glorify the merciless gods
One guy on the marketing team: actually
One guy on the marketing team: actually