Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
· Oct 18
my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
happy 250th birthday to my brothers and sisters in the Marines. here's the time in Kuwait that I finally got the then-new hamburger MRE. it was a huge deal for us. #USMC
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
happy 250th birthday to my brothers and sisters in the Marines. here's the time in Kuwait that I finally got the then-new hamburger MRE. it was a huge deal for us. #USMC
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Back, and to the left.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Back, and to the left.
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My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
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sandwch guy is the gyro we need
November 6, 2025 at 7:42 PM
sandwch guy is the gyro we need
this is me. I'm 7 feet tall and tried to make a layup over Victor Wembanyama. sorry but I tried my best
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 AM
this is me. I'm 7 feet tall and tried to make a layup over Victor Wembanyama. sorry but I tried my best
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dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
hey it’s our live trade deadline show with Andrew Siciliano, Jori Epstein, and Frank Schwab! www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-...
NFL Trade Deadline LIVE: Cowboys & Colts pounce on Jets fire sale
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November 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
hey it’s our live trade deadline show with Andrew Siciliano, Jori Epstein, and Frank Schwab! www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-...
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
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If Cuomo loses he has to lower himself into a giant vat of boiling marinara sauce like in Terminator 2
November 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
If Cuomo loses he has to lower himself into a giant vat of boiling marinara sauce like in Terminator 2
the problem with no one else following MLS is that I can't just post "Paul Rothrock 💚🩵" at 12:50 a.m. ET
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
the problem with no one else following MLS is that I can't just post "Paul Rothrock 💚🩵" at 12:50 a.m. ET
revisiting this and I think the Dodgers had more ideal pitchers as laid out below, while the Jays had more cop pitchers.
the Tigers have too many pitchers who are shaped like cops. these are the acceptable pitcher styles:
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
∙ giraffe guy with patchy facial hair
∙ sunken-eyed IT-looking dude
∙ bad hair + bad facial hair + demonic splitter
∙ 19th century dilettante
∙ wet guy
November 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
revisiting this and I think the Dodgers had more ideal pitchers as laid out below, while the Jays had more cop pitchers.
votes are still coming in but I’m ready to call it: Hakeem Jeffries is the least-cool person from Brooklyn ever
November 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
votes are still coming in but I’m ready to call it: Hakeem Jeffries is the least-cool person from Brooklyn ever
periodic reminder that you can improve your social media experience by following a handful of nature photographers
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
periodic reminder that you can improve your social media experience by following a handful of nature photographers
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A reminder that Football 301 will be LIVE recapping week 9 after the late afternoon games wrap up!
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
NFL WEEK 9: BIGGEST Moments, SURPRISING Matchups & More!
YouTube video by Yahoo! Sports
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November 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A reminder that Football 301 will be LIVE recapping week 9 after the late afternoon games wrap up!
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
Come hang out with @fourverts.bsky.social & me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4uI...
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
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My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Yamamoto roped into pitching five innings in the Dodgers’ company softball game tomorrow
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Yamamoto roped into pitching five innings in the Dodgers’ company softball game tomorrow
good stuff from @vincemancini.bsky.social on bricked smart beds, ads on your refrigerator's display screen (???), and the loss of simple things that work
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
An Internet of Shit
The "internet of things" has spread so rapidly that it has managed to enshittify even thousand-year-old inventions.
open.substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
good stuff from @vincemancini.bsky.social on bricked smart beds, ads on your refrigerator's display screen (???), and the loss of simple things that work
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
I did not see a Bobby but I *did* see an 8th grader with a note-perfect DiCaprio in One Battle After Another
Any enterprising boys going as Bobby?
October 31, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I did not see a Bobby but I *did* see an 8th grader with a note-perfect DiCaprio in One Battle After Another
Halloween parade at my kids' school. the "KPop Demon Hunters" phenomenon is really just a Rumi phenomenon. Saw five Rumis in a single class, and probably 7 or 8 Rumis per one Mira or Zoey. the allure of a super-long purple braid is simply too great.
October 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Halloween parade at my kids' school. the "KPop Demon Hunters" phenomenon is really just a Rumi phenomenon. Saw five Rumis in a single class, and probably 7 or 8 Rumis per one Mira or Zoey. the allure of a super-long purple braid is simply too great.
well honey, today I stood in front of a camera and told the country "the beatings will continue until morale improves." anyway we're the good guys.
October 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
well honey, today I stood in front of a camera and told the country "the beatings will continue until morale improves." anyway we're the good guys.