getting more high-paying jobs in the industry would be a lot easier if your reputation was “refused to trade future Hall of Famer in his prime”

(reminder for us all: resigning with dignity is always an option)

yep, very much agree

19. Bone by Jeff Smith. A lot of people love this award-winning comic. It gave me the same feeling as when I read the first Harry Potter book: “this is a nice story for children.” (Though I’ll take Bone over HP. “Mmm give me that Bone!” — me)

watching Titanic and going apeshit for the north Atlantic

the group text is popping off with Facebook memes, my beloved homeys are so much better with guns in their hands

We’d use it to heat water for coffee

honestly the shelf-stable bread is what dragged it down

a very good MRE! barely edible by any reasonable standard

18. The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller. This one wasn’t for me, but after a slow start it tied up nicely at the end. And props to the author for carving out a career with a degree in Ancient Greek.

sandwch guy is the gyro we need

someone got Adrien Brody in my Colin Farrell

rising to meet the trial of the century

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