RobotLemur
@robotlemur.bsky.social
He/him.
Cubs and Chicago sports.
Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
Cubs and Chicago sports.
Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
I’m a super normal dog just lying normally on this couch in a very normal way
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’m a super normal dog just lying normally on this couch in a very normal way
I feel like every Caleb Williams facial expression showed what we knew. Not enough to win. But maybe in the future there will be
January 19, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I feel like every Caleb Williams facial expression showed what we knew. Not enough to win. But maybe in the future there will be
This has already been a magical Bears season
January 19, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This has already been a magical Bears season
How many of you are like me, smelling your fingernails all night after cuttin’ up onions
January 19, 2026 at 2:30 AM
How many of you are like me, smelling your fingernails all night after cuttin’ up onions
The Rams have the shiniest numbers
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
The Rams have the shiniest numbers
How will Caleb Williams respond to the improbable adversity of being tied at the half?
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
How will Caleb Williams respond to the improbable adversity of being tied at the half?
10-7 Bears with 1:15 left in the 2nd. If you had offered that score to me at the beginning of the game I would have taken it
January 19, 2026 at 12:56 AM
10-7 Bears with 1:15 left in the 2nd. If you had offered that score to me at the beginning of the game I would have taken it
Smart of the Rams to keep this close. If you start blowing out the Bears you’ve fallen into their trap
January 19, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Smart of the Rams to keep this close. If you start blowing out the Bears you’ve fallen into their trap
Anybody remember Natron Means? Is he a fair Monangai comparison or did he have better breakaway speed?
January 19, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Anybody remember Natron Means? Is he a fair Monangai comparison or did he have better breakaway speed?
To keep the game light I am playing a minute of “Ram It” when the Rams score and the Chicago Lyric Opera dude singing “Bear Down, Chicago Bears” when the Bears score.
January 19, 2026 at 12:25 AM
To keep the game light I am playing a minute of “Ram It” when the Rams score and the Chicago Lyric Opera dude singing “Bear Down, Chicago Bears” when the Bears score.
I would like to remind everyone who mocks the Super Bowl Shuffle that this exists. youtu.be/lUQLEUa0_aY?...
Let's Ram It - NFL Rams Football Team Song
YouTube video by TNFJ
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I would like to remind everyone who mocks the Super Bowl Shuffle that this exists. youtu.be/lUQLEUa0_aY?...
I want the Bears to kick a field goal.
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I want the Bears to kick a field goal.
Jed Hoyer Promotes White Guy
The Chicago Cubs Have a New Assistant General Manager, Among Other Front Office Moves
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/01...
www.bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/01...
January 15, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Jed Hoyer Promotes White Guy
Reposted by RobotLemur
January 13, 2026 at 12:17 PM
My son got a Kyle Monangai jersey, and I’m so proud he’s carrying on the family tradition of choosing a favorite player among the backups
January 13, 2026 at 6:08 PM
My son got a Kyle Monangai jersey, and I’m so proud he’s carrying on the family tradition of choosing a favorite player among the backups
I beg Jensen Huang to pucker the fuck up and smooch my AI-hating backside
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI https://gizmodo.com/jensen-huang-is-begging-you-to-stop-being-so-negative-about-ai-2000709335
Jensen Huang Is Begging You to Stop Being So Negative About AI
" extremely hurtful, frankly, and I think we've done a lot of damage," he said.
gizmodo.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I beg Jensen Huang to pucker the fuck up and smooch my AI-hating backside
The best evidence that the Bears are good is that I don’t want to shout fuck the packers
January 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
The best evidence that the Bears are good is that I don’t want to shout fuck the packers
I’m so sorry I’m drunk and I hope I’m not abrasive but that game was fucking incredible!!!!!!!
January 11, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I’m so sorry I’m drunk and I hope I’m not abrasive but that game was fucking incredible!!!!!!!
I’ve had 1.5 large beers and I’m very drunk and also happy GO BEARS BEAR DOWN
January 11, 2026 at 5:01 AM
I’ve had 1.5 large beers and I’m very drunk and also happy GO BEARS BEAR DOWN
2016 Cubs World Series game 7
1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl
1991 Chicago Bulls
2010 Chicago Blackhawks
This game?
1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl
1991 Chicago Bulls
2010 Chicago Blackhawks
This game?
January 11, 2026 at 4:58 AM
2016 Cubs World Series game 7
1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl
1991 Chicago Bulls
2010 Chicago Blackhawks
This game?
1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl
1991 Chicago Bulls
2010 Chicago Blackhawks
This game?
Reposted by RobotLemur
Matt Shaw got replaced by a Jew.
January 11, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Matt Shaw got replaced by a Jew.
I’m drunk
Bear down
Bear down
January 11, 2026 at 4:50 AM
I’m drunk
Bear down
Bear down
Reposted by RobotLemur
