RobotLemur
@robotlemur.bsky.social
He/him.
Cubs and Chicago sports.
Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
Cubs and Chicago sports.
Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
I love this table, and I think we should go a step further and talk about a player’s annual luxury tax hit as a % of team revenue. Always gram everything in terms of how much these teams are making.
Imperfect, but easy to grasp, and moves the conversation in the right direction.
Imperfect, but easy to grasp, and moves the conversation in the right direction.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I love this table, and I think we should go a step further and talk about a player’s annual luxury tax hit as a % of team revenue. Always gram everything in terms of how much these teams are making.
Imperfect, but easy to grasp, and moves the conversation in the right direction.
Imperfect, but easy to grasp, and moves the conversation in the right direction.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
If they had killed a donkey we’d all be eating ass!
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If they had killed a donkey we’d all be eating ass!
I am home with a cold and won’t be going anywhere for Thanksgiving. There is a very large part of me that is happy about that and would like to begin a full-on hermit phase. Normally that’s the depression talking, but everybody needs to dodge in the in-laws from time to time
a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl
ALT: a man in a red shirt says i deserve a treat on snl
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November 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am home with a cold and won’t be going anywhere for Thanksgiving. There is a very large part of me that is happy about that and would like to begin a full-on hermit phase. Normally that’s the depression talking, but everybody needs to dodge in the in-laws from time to time
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
The best part about Baldur’s Gate 3 is after a fight the grease puddle from the Grease spell is still there, so you can walk your party through it and they do this hilarious animation and slip and fall again and again and again. It’s never not funny
November 27, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The best part about Baldur’s Gate 3 is after a fight the grease puddle from the Grease spell is still there, so you can walk your party through it and they do this hilarious animation and slip and fall again and again and again. It’s never not funny
Ours is not to wonder what
Ours is but to chicken butt
Ours is but to chicken butt
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Ours is not to wonder what
Ours is but to chicken butt
Ours is but to chicken butt
Sometimes when I fart my butt sounds likeTreebeard talking
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sometimes when I fart my butt sounds likeTreebeard talking
Kyle Schwarber’s nickname should be Marge because he likes to bang Homers
November 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Kyle Schwarber’s nickname should be Marge because he likes to bang Homers
Some grim shit just happened in BG3. I laid waste to all the goblins, but at one point goblin kids attacked me. I used nonlethal to knock one out and the others ran away. Came back and this little dude is now all alone in the world…
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Some grim shit just happened in BG3. I laid waste to all the goblins, but at one point goblin kids attacked me. I used nonlethal to knock one out and the others ran away. Came back and this little dude is now all alone in the world…
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this year we saw a guy with 55 home runs strike out a guy with 56 home runs
November 21, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this year we saw a guy with 55 home runs strike out a guy with 56 home runs
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kyle schwarber's statcast percentiles my goodness
November 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
kyle schwarber's statcast percentiles my goodness
I just listened to TMBG’s album “Join Us” beginning to end and that album is filled with weird delights and bangers. It’s even better heard one after the other as the John’s intended.
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I just listened to TMBG’s album “Join Us” beginning to end and that album is filled with weird delights and bangers. It’s even better heard one after the other as the John’s intended.
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If you're working on something boring for your job really late... for example after 10pm on a Wednesday... I recommend listening to the new Los Striatjackets album while you do it. I also recommend listening to the new Los Striatjackets album at almost any other time because Los Straitjackets rules.
November 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
If you're working on something boring for your job really late... for example after 10pm on a Wednesday... I recommend listening to the new Los Striatjackets album while you do it. I also recommend listening to the new Los Striatjackets album at almost any other time because Los Straitjackets rules.
Every single kid who was raped on Epstein’s island should get to vote on whether anyone who visited has the right to continue breathing
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Every single kid who was raped on Epstein’s island should get to vote on whether anyone who visited has the right to continue breathing
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
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November 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
My son has a child in his grade whose first name is—no shit—HUCKLEBERRY
November 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My son has a child in his grade whose first name is—no shit—HUCKLEBERRY
Am I reading this USA Today article wrong? Did the author write it with an LLM? Am I losing my mind?
November 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Am I reading this USA Today article wrong? Did the author write it with an LLM? Am I losing my mind?
In the body wash section if the grocery store I learned that women want to smell like France and men want to smell like trees
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
In the body wash section if the grocery store I learned that women want to smell like France and men want to smell like trees
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I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've been getting back into the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series after many years, and the most relatable part is how everyday objects like doors and elevators have been imbued with artificial intelligence and it just makes them obnoxious and frustrating to use and everyone hates it.
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we recreated baseball twitter in the aggregate
I love for everyone that this is now the baseball app
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 AM
we recreated baseball twitter in the aggregate