justkunk
@justkunk.bsky.social
UX design at YouTube. Penn State soft boi. MLS sicko. Philly sports watcher and hater. Sincere pumpkin farmer.
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Maybe Trump hates Denmark because he once tried to open a large tin thinking it was filled with cookies only to find a sewing kit inside.
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Maybe Trump hates Denmark because he once tried to open a large tin thinking it was filled with cookies only to find a sewing kit inside.
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I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.
January 19, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I am not here for Europeans telling me Americans don't know how crazy things are. The Nazis are killing people over here at the moment so we're busy but thanks for the input. I had hoped for solidarity but I suppose I'll have to settle for sneering condescension instead.
I used to play tennis fairly seriously. It started giving me anxiety attacks to the point I couldn’t even watch it on TV. But I’m back baby. So eight weeks a year, strap in for incredibly bitchy tennis commentary.
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I used to play tennis fairly seriously. It started giving me anxiety attacks to the point I couldn’t even watch it on TV. But I’m back baby. So eight weeks a year, strap in for incredibly bitchy tennis commentary.
Medvedev dressed like a crocodile to match his personality.
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Medvedev dressed like a crocodile to match his personality.
A lot happened after this!
I’ve been watching this football game for an hour and a half and I couldn’t tell you a single thing that’s happened.
January 19, 2026 at 3:06 AM
A lot happened after this!
That’s absolutely a catch. And I’m (kind of) rooting for the Bears.
January 19, 2026 at 2:58 AM
That’s absolutely a catch. And I’m (kind of) rooting for the Bears.
There’s so much I don’t understand about that play…
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
There’s so much I don’t understand about that play…
When we were first together, on cool summer nights we’d go to a French bistro called Confit in Camp Hill, PA. It was a splurge then. We’d sit outside on the street. I’d get steak frites or duck and we’d have an appetizer and desert and a French press and feel very adult.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 2:34 AM
When we were first together, on cool summer nights we’d go to a French bistro called Confit in Camp Hill, PA. It was a splurge then. We’d sit outside on the street. I’d get steak frites or duck and we’d have an appetizer and desert and a French press and feel very adult.
I’ve been watching this football game for an hour and a half and I couldn’t tell you a single thing that’s happened.
January 19, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I’ve been watching this football game for an hour and a half and I couldn’t tell you a single thing that’s happened.
I’ve been watching this football game for an hour and a half and I couldn’t tell you a single thing that’s happened.
January 19, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I’ve been watching this football game for an hour and a half and I couldn’t tell you a single thing that’s happened.
We here using a mediocre phone you can’t type on cause of the blue bubble.
There’s a trick to making it better. Go into general - keyboard and turn off Slide To Type.
It will go back to what it used to be.
It will go back to what it used to be.
January 18, 2026 at 3:57 PM
We here using a mediocre phone you can’t type on cause of the blue bubble.
Out of patience with Eddie Howe. This is a lost season.
January 18, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Out of patience with Eddie Howe. This is a lost season.
Tom Rinaldi looking SHARP
January 18, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Tom Rinaldi looking SHARP
This is why the NFL is kinda dumb and I don’t generally watch it, lol
January 18, 2026 at 1:15 AM
This is why the NFL is kinda dumb and I don’t generally watch it, lol
The Broncos taking the league by storm with their fungo offense.
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
The Broncos taking the league by storm with their fungo offense.
Who would have thunk it
now let's hope this broncos-bills ending is especially stupid
January 18, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Who would have thunk it
The NFL has been telling you for a decade that you don’t know what it means to “catch” something. You actually do. That was a fucking catch.
January 18, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The NFL has been telling you for a decade that you don’t know what it means to “catch” something. You actually do. That was a fucking catch.
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Matt Prater is millennial excellence
January 18, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Matt Prater is millennial excellence
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THIS WEDNESDAY ON CBS...
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
January 17, 2026 at 11:48 PM
THIS WEDNESDAY ON CBS...
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
[man walks into bar] i'm the new sheriff
[man on barstool scoffs] well last time i checked i was still the sheriff
[bartender pulls out shotgun] both of you are under arrest
WELCOME TO... SHERIFFTOWN
The world is falling apart and I think we should all go out together and get college drunk. Like, 9 tequila sodas at a dive, becoming best friends with strangers, bumming cigs outside and eating greasy pizza drunk.
January 17, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The world is falling apart and I think we should all go out together and get college drunk. Like, 9 tequila sodas at a dive, becoming best friends with strangers, bumming cigs outside and eating greasy pizza drunk.
This is an odd decision. I expected a mega midfielder.
🇲🇽🦩 BREAKING: Inter Miami is in final stages of a deal to sign Mexico int'l forward German Berterame from CF Monterrey, per sources. @santiago4kd 1st
$15m fee. Final details between Berterame and the clubs to be sorted. Would be Miami's third DP.
w/ @PaulTenorio www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
$15m fee. Final details between Berterame and the clubs to be sorted. Would be Miami's third DP.
w/ @PaulTenorio www.nytimes.com/athletic/697...
Sources: Inter Miami nears $15M move for star Monterrey, Mexico striker
www.nytimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 4:45 PM
This is an odd decision. I expected a mega midfielder.
Congratulations Arsenal on winning the premier league title. I’m sure your fans won’t be fucking insufferable about it.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Congratulations Arsenal on winning the premier league title. I’m sure your fans won’t be fucking insufferable about it.
United the deadest cat that ever did bounce
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 PM
United the deadest cat that ever did bounce
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I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections
January 16, 2026 at 10:39 PM
I feel like Anthony Keidis came up with today’s Connections
Boy what a kick in the dick from the Phillies today!
January 16, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Boy what a kick in the dick from the Phillies today!