Jason Ringer
@jjringer.bsky.social
your favorite rowdy dirtbag uncle
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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
February 6, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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Stevie was 26 when he finished Songs in the Key of Life, and it was his eighteenth studio record
Jesus Christ he was Diego Pavia’s age when he did this
February 6, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Stevie was 26 when he finished Songs in the Key of Life, and it was his eighteenth studio record
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probably not great that every natsec-adjacent reporter has spent the last 24 hours going "ron wyden expert here, this is not cute, ron wydens only do this when they're very distressed"
@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator
www.forever-wars.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:44 PM
probably not great that every natsec-adjacent reporter has spent the last 24 hours going "ron wyden expert here, this is not cute, ron wydens only do this when they're very distressed"
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LET'S GO
February 5, 2026 at 3:05 AM
LET'S GO
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I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I think it's best for everyone to understand that the unified class project of billionaires right now is to do to white collar workers what globalization and neoliberalism did to blue collar workers.
oh and here's the view with the front door. Rectangle windows paired with Rectangle windows
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
oh and here's the view with the front door. Rectangle windows paired with Rectangle windows
oh hey new garage door day
February 4, 2026 at 8:07 PM
oh hey new garage door day
this trade is about as dumb as the harden trade but at least it's explicable (because it involves the wizards doing the thing they always do)
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading 10-time NBA All-Star Anthony Davis, Jaden Hardy, D'Angelo Russell and Dante Exum to the Washington Wizards for Khris Middleton, AJ Johnson, Malaki Branham, Marvin Bagley III, 2 first-round picks and 3 second-rounders, sources tell ESPN.
February 4, 2026 at 7:06 PM
this trade is about as dumb as the harden trade but at least it's explicable (because it involves the wizards doing the thing they always do)
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Today’s been a pretty crap day, we need an outlandish NBA trade to help cut some of the acid. Let’s send Embiid to New Orleans for Zion straight up
February 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Today’s been a pretty crap day, we need an outlandish NBA trade to help cut some of the acid. Let’s send Embiid to New Orleans for Zion straight up
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I don't really care about space stuff but yes, let's do this for fun.
Nationalize SpaceX NOW!
February 4, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I don't really care about space stuff but yes, let's do this for fun.
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let's goooooooooooo
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
let's goooooooooooo
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Was talking to a random nice older woman from East Isles last night and ICE came up. She then detailed, totally free of irony, her plan for reforming US government, which included the simultaneous mass execution of every leading member of the Trump administration, many of whom were mentioned by name
February 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Was talking to a random nice older woman from East Isles last night and ICE came up. She then detailed, totally free of irony, her plan for reforming US government, which included the simultaneous mass execution of every leading member of the Trump administration, many of whom were mentioned by name
man not sure I've ever understood a trade less
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.
February 4, 2026 at 4:12 AM
man not sure I've ever understood a trade less
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they don’t have the horses
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
they don’t have the horses
hope this is a good move for jaden ivey, let him cook
Just in: Chicago, Minnesota and Detroit have agreed to a multi-team deal that sends Jaden Ivey and Mike Conley Jr. to the Bulls and Kevin Huerter and Dario Saric to the Pistons, sources tell ESPN. Detroit also receives a 2026 first-round protected swap from Minnesota.
February 3, 2026 at 7:46 PM
hope this is a good move for jaden ivey, let him cook
this is so crazy
“You got neighbors telling us for months, this guy’s a menace, this guy’s a bully, this guy’s an asshole, this guy’s going to hurt somebody. And now he goes out and (kills) a father of four,” said KC Councilman Wes Rogers.
King’s War: How a neighborhood feud on a KC street of $400K homes turned deadly
“You got neighbors telling us for months, this guy’s a menace, this guy’s a bully, this guy’s an asshole, this guy’s going to hurt somebody. And now he goes out and (kills) a father of four,” said KC Councilman Wes Rogers.
bit.ly
February 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
this is so crazy
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Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
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youtubetv when
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February 2, 2026 at 9:29 PM
youtubetv when
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Along with KS and Clay County, Royals owner John Sherman can "explore" stadium options in Greensboro or Central Park or Antarctica, but those places aren't offering him money either. Give Sherman the 2026 Nobel Prize for Chutzpah, nobody's topping this.
Royals owner threatens to move team to counties that no longer want him
What's a sports team owner to do when his bidding war is running out of bidders? If you're Kansas City Royals owner John Sherman, you just keep on pretending you have bidders anyway. Reports KMBC-TV: ...
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February 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Along with KS and Clay County, Royals owner John Sherman can "explore" stadium options in Greensboro or Central Park or Antarctica, but those places aren't offering him money either. Give Sherman the 2026 Nobel Prize for Chutzpah, nobody's topping this.
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Don’t let people tell you a lime a Rita is not good
That’s a high quality beverage
That’s a high quality beverage
February 2, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Don’t let people tell you a lime a Rita is not good
That’s a high quality beverage
That’s a high quality beverage
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Roger Goodell has the easiest job in humankind's history, volume 232
The strictly business-brained NFL exec who months ago foresaw the February 2026 vibes and then hired Bad Bunny
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Roger Goodell has the easiest job in humankind's history, volume 232
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Snowfall during the Clipse set lol. Do you get it
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Snowfall during the Clipse set lol. Do you get it