hansen9j
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Accountant. Opinions are my own. Dad to Xander & Katie, husband to Denelle. He/him. Regina, SK #GoPackGo #LetsGoRiders #BlueJays
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one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive
February 7, 2026 at 4:50 PM
one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive
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I guess my main takeaway is that the Winter Games don't have enough combat sports. Like, what if they had two bobsled tracks facing each other and they gave them (non-pointed, obviously) lances and they did ice joust?
February 7, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I guess my main takeaway is that the Winter Games don't have enough combat sports. Like, what if they had two bobsled tracks facing each other and they gave them (non-pointed, obviously) lances and they did ice joust?
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
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Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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Reposting this solely on the off chance someone who doesn’t follow wrestling sees it
The juxtaposition of AEW fans erupting into Fuck ICE chants to a WWE crowd cheering at Cody Rhodes calling himself “Raheem” and saying he has a big black dick.
Is probably the funniest fucking 48 hours in wrestling history.
Is probably the funniest fucking 48 hours in wrestling history.
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Reposting this solely on the off chance someone who doesn’t follow wrestling sees it
Somehow Carol Kane didn’t host Muppet Show Prime, so fuck it, Carol Kane
Who do you want to guest host a potential revival of The Muppet Show?
Here’s Who We Want to Guest Host ‘The Muppet Show’ If It’s Revived
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Somehow Carol Kane didn’t host Muppet Show Prime, so fuck it, Carol Kane
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New England needs to win by 37 points to come away with a positive scoring margin in Super Bowls
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
New England needs to win by 37 points to come away with a positive scoring margin in Super Bowls
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Modest Maus
February 6, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Modest Maus
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the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this.
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
honestly feels unbelievable: Lindsay Vonn attempted and completed her training run today, a week after tearing her ACL, hitting a top speed of 74 mph.
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
They haven't fixed her ACL, it's just flopping around in there. And her other knee is made out of titanium. Very literally built different
February 6, 2026 at 1:28 PM
the thing is Lindsey Vonn absolutely does not need to do this.
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
She's famous. She's rich. She retired SEVEN YEARS AGO, due to injuries, as one of the greatest ski racers of all time.
And yet when her doctors told her "you probably shouldn't race without an ACL" she said "but can I?"
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“Why isn’t there a *WHITE* Parade?”
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:43 AM
“Why isn’t there a *WHITE* Parade?”
That’s so cute that Matthew Stafford was accompanied to the stage with the Children of the Corn
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 AM
That’s so cute that Matthew Stafford was accompanied to the stage with the Children of the Corn
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there’s only one answer to this and it’s Hundreds of Beavers
I need to show my mother-in-law a movie that will blow her mind. Last time we showed her Con Air and Face/Off so we need to somehow top that. What am I showing her???
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 AM
there’s only one answer to this and it’s Hundreds of Beavers
McCaffrey’s going to be really pissed when he learns the Comeback of the Year award emits EMFs
February 6, 2026 at 2:36 AM
McCaffrey’s going to be really pissed when he learns the Comeback of the Year award emits EMFs
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James Harden is famous for this
Koby Altman on James Harden: "When it gets to a chaotic time in the playoffs, and we're on the road, and there's a fever pitch, being able to throw the ball in to James and calm this thing down. Let's get a good possession."
February 5, 2026 at 10:02 PM
James Harden is famous for this
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Friends...in this story chastising ESPN for failing to keep Mike Tirico under contract, I'd like you to guess how many times his well-documented sexual harassment history is mentioned.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
‘The Greatest Heist’: Mike Tirico’s Super Bowl-sized decision that transformed sports TV
NBC's top on-air talent will be pulling unprecedented double-duty this week, calling the Super Bowl, then hosting the Winter Olympics.
www.nytimes.com
February 5, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Friends...in this story chastising ESPN for failing to keep Mike Tirico under contract, I'd like you to guess how many times his well-documented sexual harassment history is mentioned.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/701...
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Never forget Brody King going straight from the ROH/NJPW show at MSG to a bar in Brooklyn without changing out of his gear so he could participate in a lip sync contest against a drag king as part of the Gay Young Classic.
ROH's Brody King Lip Sync's Lady Gaga Over WrestleMania 35 Weekend
YouTube video by BODYSLAM. NET Pro Wrestling and MMA News & Results
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February 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Never forget Brody King going straight from the ROH/NJPW show at MSG to a bar in Brooklyn without changing out of his gear so he could participate in a lip sync contest against a drag king as part of the Gay Young Classic.
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It'd be an absolutely terrible idea for me to read this at work but I'm looking forward to having a good cry later tonight
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 PM
It'd be an absolutely terrible idea for me to read this at work but I'm looking forward to having a good cry later tonight
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Welcome to Bluesky. Here are your Anti-ICE whistles and a PPV of AEW for some reason
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February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Welcome to Bluesky. Here are your Anti-ICE whistles and a PPV of AEW for some reason
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
bsky.app/profile/nhat...
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Report: Foe go to Chao for beef
Report: Former Chargers QB Ryan Leaf verbally accosted former Chargers physician David Chao at Radio Row.
Ryan Leaf reportedly accosted Dr. David Chao verbally at Radio Row
The Scouting Combine is still three weeks away, but #ConfrontationSeason has already begun.
www.nbcsports.com
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Report: Foe go to Chao for beef
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if the Olympics are on, you know you're gonna get some screenshots where Rodger hit the screenshot button but the little pop-up of the previous screenshot is in the bottom right of the screen and he forgot to crop it out
UPDATE: four minutes into the first event of the Winter Olympics, there has been a power outage
February 4, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if the Olympics are on, you know you're gonna get some screenshots where Rodger hit the screenshot button but the little pop-up of the previous screenshot is in the bottom right of the screen and he forgot to crop it out
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It’s because they both dated Connie Britton and it just feels weird to try to be friendly knowing that
I think it’s weird we’ve never seen Jason Mantzoukas and Animal from the Muppets together. And I don’t mean in TV shows or movies, necessarily. I just mean, like, hanging out, having lunch, in paparazzi photos and such.
February 4, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It’s because they both dated Connie Britton and it just feels weird to try to be friendly knowing that
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And the great unifying thread is always — ALWAYS — that the people in charge of figuring out how to make money never get held accountable for being bad at math and worse at business
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
And the great unifying thread is always — ALWAYS — that the people in charge of figuring out how to make money never get held accountable for being bad at math and worse at business