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Valet to an old man and a young dog. Ex-pro wrestling and MMA inside man. Gen X genpop, raised by reruns and (soft) rock radio.
He/him. Massachusetts by nature. New Jersey by choice.
He/him. Massachusetts by nature. New Jersey by choice.
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- Pissing in the wind about politics
- References to obscure professional wrestling moments and 70s character actors
- Trying to learn from or laugh through being my bed-bound father’s primary contact to the outside world
- Pissing in the wind about politics
- References to obscure professional wrestling moments and 70s character actors
- Trying to learn from or laugh through being my bed-bound father’s primary contact to the outside world
In a Lyft on my way to my dad’s. Driver is playing an AI cover of an early 90s hit song I used to love in the style of an indisputably great genre of American music. It has ruined my day.
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
In a Lyft on my way to my dad’s. Driver is playing an AI cover of an early 90s hit song I used to love in the style of an indisputably great genre of American music. It has ruined my day.
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Demonstrators gathered near the Massachusetts State House on Saturday to protest the Trump administration's latest military actions in Venezuela. https://www.wcvb.com/article/boston-protest-maduro-capture-venezuela/69908537
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Demonstrators gathered near the Massachusetts State House on Saturday to protest the Trump administration's latest military actions in Venezuela. https://www.wcvb.com/article/boston-protest-maduro-capture-venezuela/69908537
Definitely onboard for a cultural resurgence of the part of the 90s that was still basically the 80s. I can suck it up another year if it means the Kennedy Center will finally honor Candyman.
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Definitely onboard for a cultural resurgence of the part of the 90s that was still basically the 80s. I can suck it up another year if it means the Kennedy Center will finally honor Candyman.
Andy Cohen couldn’t make it but Mario Cantone is doing a bang up job in his place.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Andy Cohen couldn’t make it but Mario Cantone is doing a bang up job in his place.
We are here for Monica’s tribute to Bruiser Brody.
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
We are here for Monica’s tribute to Bruiser Brody.
Please update your “Stratford-on-Guy” notes as well.
All three former members of Galaxie 500 are still out there; the fate of the stewardess is unknown.
All three former members of Galaxie 500 are still out there; the fate of the stewardess is unknown.
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Please update your “Stratford-on-Guy” notes as well.
All three former members of Galaxie 500 are still out there; the fate of the stewardess is unknown.
All three former members of Galaxie 500 are still out there; the fate of the stewardess is unknown.
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This is beautiful. It takes real skill to make something this bad and I'm being completely serious
Bluesky discovery feed blessed me with seeing whatever the fuck this wrestling poster is
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is beautiful. It takes real skill to make something this bad and I'm being completely serious
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MGT been standing outside the liberal tent pissing on it her whole life, and now she’s asking if she can come inside to piss in it because the weather is getting bad. And liberals will absolutely invite her in because they love nothing more than being covered in piss with their arms around fascists
December 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
MGT been standing outside the liberal tent pissing on it her whole life, and now she’s asking if she can come inside to piss in it because the weather is getting bad. And liberals will absolutely invite her in because they love nothing more than being covered in piss with their arms around fascists
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Barron Trump reminds me of Jm J Bullock in Spaceballs.
December 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Barron Trump reminds me of Jm J Bullock in Spaceballs.
Was in a cab with my wife in Greenwich Village when a drunk Manhattan fashionista tried to climb in at a red light. The driver loudly pointed out that he already had a fare and asked her if she was "number one stupid".
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Was in a cab with my wife in Greenwich Village when a drunk Manhattan fashionista tried to climb in at a red light. The driver loudly pointed out that he already had a fare and asked her if she was "number one stupid".
This is hand in hand with the annual tradition of not knowing who my wife’s cousins are.
“I think (redacted) might be a lesbian?”
“Is she the one who didn’t wash her hair?”
“No, that’s (also redacted), she has a baby now.”
“I think (redacted) might be a lesbian?”
“Is she the one who didn’t wash her hair?”
“No, that’s (also redacted), she has a baby now.”
Ah yes the annual Christmas tradition of going on FB to look up the family that ostracized me and remind myself that everyone is their best online publicist. Happy holidays to all the black sheep who were brave enough to get the fuck out of dysfunction central. Hope your day is peaceful.
December 25, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This is hand in hand with the annual tradition of not knowing who my wife’s cousins are.
“I think (redacted) might be a lesbian?”
“Is she the one who didn’t wash her hair?”
“No, that’s (also redacted), she has a baby now.”
“I think (redacted) might be a lesbian?”
“Is she the one who didn’t wash her hair?”
“No, that’s (also redacted), she has a baby now.”
Today in AI slop, Ric Flair apparently claims Rick Rude is alive and turned into Dennis Eckersley.
Youtube serving up some real slop in my recommendations today
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Today in AI slop, Ric Flair apparently claims Rick Rude is alive and turned into Dennis Eckersley.
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Anybody got a line on Tony Khan? Think of the Jurassic Express vignettes.
I know one of you has to have a billionaire’s phone number, $1m to save one of the best fossil collections in the country is a bargain. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/19/s...
December 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Anybody got a line on Tony Khan? Think of the Jurassic Express vignettes.
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Obligatory.
December 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Obligatory.
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Happy Christmas Eve Day! If you’re going out to buy presents today:
what they’ve got is on the floor
there’s nothing more in back
if all that’s left is the expensive stuff, consider it the procrastination tax.
what they’ve got is on the floor
there’s nothing more in back
if all that’s left is the expensive stuff, consider it the procrastination tax.
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Day! If you’re going out to buy presents today:
what they’ve got is on the floor
there’s nothing more in back
if all that’s left is the expensive stuff, consider it the procrastination tax.
what they’ve got is on the floor
there’s nothing more in back
if all that’s left is the expensive stuff, consider it the procrastination tax.
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a supercut from the MST3K holiday episodes of the Comedy Central era. thank you, won’t you? youtu.be/FjRpDJouaoI?...
A Very Special MST3K Xmas Clip-o-rama
YouTube video by Matthew Callan
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
a supercut from the MST3K holiday episodes of the Comedy Central era. thank you, won’t you? youtu.be/FjRpDJouaoI?...
If “Rock This Town” took place today, the real square cat would live in 2018.
December 22, 2025 at 6:25 PM
If “Rock This Town” took place today, the real square cat would live in 2018.
Hamburger Helper telling the other guys at school he’s got a girlfriend in Japan and then this is the picture he shows them.
Sanudon the udon noodle fairy, whose eyebrows are based on a mountain, promotes Sanuki udon from Kagawa, Japan.
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Hamburger Helper telling the other guys at school he’s got a girlfriend in Japan and then this is the picture he shows them.
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It’s up! Give it a watch! Perfect jumping on point, believe it or not!
🎁🤼🎄📺🎄🤼♀️🎁
🎁🤼🎄📺🎄🤼♀️🎁
December 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
It’s up! Give it a watch! Perfect jumping on point, believe it or not!
🎁🤼🎄📺🎄🤼♀️🎁
🎁🤼🎄📺🎄🤼♀️🎁
I briefly worked for a guy who was pitching a debate format show about Important Ideas for PBS. It never got off the ground and I assume he went back to producing direct to video movies starring Lorenzo Lamas and the guy who played Phil Leotardo.
Bari’s key miscalculation is she thinks prime time is the place for a “town hall” between two people she has in her Rolodex. Prime time is actually a place for Chicago Fire and something called Boston Blue or whatever
December 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I briefly worked for a guy who was pitching a debate format show about Important Ideas for PBS. It never got off the ground and I assume he went back to producing direct to video movies starring Lorenzo Lamas and the guy who played Phil Leotardo.
Me watching Starrcade '99.
fuckin do something oklahoma
December 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me watching Starrcade '99.