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Leftism & dad jokes.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return, but Nazis get punched.

Lodge 49 people are the best.
Pinned
In these volatile times, I'm placed in the difficult position of trying to acquire enough wealth for my loved ones' safety in the event of Apocalypse, but not so much that I'm first against the wall if the Revolution comes.
Vampire started biting him, but before he sank the second tooth said "eew" and left.
seems to be a small hole at the site of discoloration
December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Is that Japanese for "get this hunk of cheese off my head"?
This is an artificial mouth created by Japanese researchers. It uses artificial vocal cords, a trachea system, and a flexible silicone mouth that moves and shapes sound in real time.

It sounds so human-like!
December 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Everyone talks about Mr. Beast, but no one does anything about him.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Breaking: MAGA says curing Alzheimers is for cucks.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have shown Alzheimer’s disease can be REVERSED- not just prevented. Using a potent neuroprotective compound called P7C3-A20, they found RESTORING balance to a central cellular energy molecule (NAD+) not only PREVENTED disease features but REVERSED them, EVEN at late stages.
December 28, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Remember original Google searches?
Remember e-mail?
Remember the iPod?
Remember smart phones?

Rememember when people just bought and used tech because it was cool and something we wanted?

Yeah, AI isn't that. Either were NFTs. If the Atlantic has to sell it to you, you don't want it.
December 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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2026 monopoly pieces just dropped:

*bust of randy newman
*pot leaf with maple leaf stamped in the middle of the pot leaf (canada only)
*kitchen tongs
*the love shack from the song “love shack”
*dragon dildo
*oversized anthropomorphic sesame seed fighting with oversized anthropomorphic poppy seed
December 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
These dudes didn't like each other.
December 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I've said it before and I'll said it again: I do not recommend waking up.
December 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The Fart Who Cried Wolfowitz
Barlow said the same thing about David Berkowitz
December 28, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Did he try to eat the lamp? Because in his defense, it is mushroom-shaped.
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
So many new Morrissey classics including:

Keep Britain White
A Curious Language Overheard in Picadilly
Attache Cases (Are Better Owned By Some Races)
Poor Despicable Arab

and many more!
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Some ~personal news~
Yes, I'm being sued by Matt Taibbi
Does that make me the realest free speech warrior?
open.substack.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*Sir Mix a Lot Voice

🎶 I like big butts and I cannot multi-task! 🎶
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
This movie might be even greater than Shallow Hal!
Nic Cage as John Madden can’t hurt you—kidding, stare into his eyes and he will drink in your soul!
December 27, 2025 at 4:22 PM
This is one of the few Gen X memes that don't seem like boomer stolen valor or annoy me in any way.
December 27, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ALL SHALL FUCK ME AND DESPAIR
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Finally get a goth girlfriend.
2026 predictions?
December 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Imagine being given a full year of "Have you no sense of decency, Sir"" opportunities and all the Dems came up with is "Vote!"
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Call me nostaligic, but I remember a time when even genocidal klansmen had to give it up for jazz and blues? Have we gone past the time of racists saying "I like their music but i don't want them in my neighborhood."
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Forget about the fact that Dean and Frank are the sons of immigrants.... I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THIS MEANS???????

"I just watched Star Wars. Imagine not likeing Mein Kampf."

It's just a complete disconnect??? I'm so confused even by the evil intent??
Imagine watching Sinatra, son of Dolly & Antonini born in Genoa & Sicily, respectively, and Martin, son of Gaetano & Angela, born in Montesilvano, Italy & Ohio respectively, (Angela to parents born in Monasterolo, Italy), and crusading against the value of children of immigrants to the U.S.
December 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I explained to my 86 year old mother today what AI was.

Her reply:

Won't that destroy the world?
December 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
A goth girlfriend would cure me.
December 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM