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Misha Chicackalacky
@spoketension.bsky.social
Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan. Southern secular Jew with Chicago roots.
This is like the J6 of racket sports
February 15, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Happy Krispy Krementines Day!
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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Anyone currently involved in federal immigration enforcement, every officer, every bureaucrat, every lawyer, every judge, is a member of the most evil group of people this country has seen since Reconstruction. Darkness personified, every one. Doing this to children is beyond depraved.
On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast.

The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me.

But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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the year is 2026, the secretary of health and human services is telling you you'll be okay because he used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats
February 13, 2026 at 12:12 AM
POV: you’re at the Myrtle Beach Dirty Dick’s Crab Shack watching karaoke on senior discount night
February 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
MAGA at its core is all about trying to project a strong and powerful image when everyone can see that they’re hanging on by their fingernails.
Just like MAGA buying Melania tickets in bulk to try and make it look like it isn’t a flop.
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
LOL I’ve broken containment
February 7, 2026 at 3:22 PM
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TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer.

(I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did)
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Why is Kid Rock Animorphing into Mike Lindell?
February 3, 2026 at 10:36 PM
New DOJ Memo just dropped
Blanche: It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.
February 3, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Today’s ICE OUT! Protest in Charlotte, NC
January 30, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Me every morning in this fucking country
January 30, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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Remember: Alex Pretti was a cyclist.

This is simply the appropriate reaction to a gigantic SUV bring driven recklessly.
January 29, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I’ve been on Agrillify for years
Ask your doctor if pharmaceutical grade grilled cheese sandwiches are right for you.
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 AM
For Sale: 250,000 Melania Popcorn Buckets, Never Used
Movies Theaters Will Sell a Melania Trump Popcorn Bucket This Weekend
Movies Theaters Will Sell a Melania Trump Popcorn Bucket This Weekend
What a world.
gizmodo.com
January 29, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Greg Bovino: “I SHALL RETURN!”

Desk clerk at suburban Minneapolis La Quinta Inn: “Okay sir, and it looks like you used your room key to purchase chocolate milk and teddy grahams, shall I charge that to the card we have on file?”
January 27, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Shorts fired
January 27, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 1:25 AM
A favorite snack: toasted bread with kerrygold butter and anchovies. Perfect for a snow day, and zero risk of anyone asking to share🤷🏻‍♂️
January 26, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Hunkering down in bad weather with my pupbushka
January 25, 2026 at 9:41 PM
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
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It was an extrajudicial execution. Anyone who defends this is defending a police state.
January 25, 2026 at 1:49 PM