Misha Chicackalacky
@spoketension.bsky.social
Cyclist, hiker, former bicycle mechanic, married dad, punk and indie fan. Southern secular Jew with Chicago roots. Reposts not endorsements, etc.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
C+C Cheesecake Factory
Long John Silver Apples
PortilloHead
(this whole chain is terrific & worth drilling down)
PortilloHead
(this whole chain is terrific & worth drilling down)
Burger Kings of Leon
Pantera Bread
Pantera Bread
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
C+C Cheesecake Factory
Band photo: Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, and Rapes Freely
December 8, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Band photo: Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, and Rapes Freely
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
Great news for nihilists with a sense of humor: Mike Lindell is likely running for Governor in Minnesota!
December 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Great news for nihilists with a sense of humor: Mike Lindell is likely running for Governor in Minnesota!
I mean he does still have to live in Indiana
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I mean he does still have to live in Indiana
2 Rocked 2 Socked
“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
2 Rocked 2 Socked
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So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So he had two reasons to take ivermectin
Zut Alors!
Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Zut Alors!
We’re not AI fans, but last night we asked ChatGPT to recommend a new show based on other stuff we liked. It recommended a show called “Riposte” on Apple TV. When I looked for it, it wasn’t there. Then we asked ChatGPT if the show was real and guess what? Whoopsie, ChatGPT had just made it up!
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We’re not AI fans, but last night we asked ChatGPT to recommend a new show based on other stuff we liked. It recommended a show called “Riposte” on Apple TV. When I looked for it, it wasn’t there. Then we asked ChatGPT if the show was real and guess what? Whoopsie, ChatGPT had just made it up!
For me it’s this classic
December 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
For me it’s this classic
Are we talking about the same FBI run by Kash Patel? That FBI?
BREAKING: The FBI makes an arrest in the investigation into pipe bombs placed in D.C. on the eve of the Jan. 6 riot, an AP source says.
FBI makes arrest in investigation into pipe bombs placed in DC on eve of Jan. 6 riot, AP source says
The FBI has made an arrest in its nearly 5-year-old investigation into who placed pipe bombs in Washington before the Jan. 6, 2021, riot at the U.S. Capitol.
bit.ly
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Are we talking about the same FBI run by Kash Patel? That FBI?
Saw a presidential doppelgänger during the morning dog walk. Both of these are prominently displayed by their caretakers despite the fact that they’re rotting from the inside out.
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Saw a presidential doppelgänger during the morning dog walk. Both of these are prominently displayed by their caretakers despite the fact that they’re rotting from the inside out.
The diagnosis: Baja Blastoma
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The diagnosis: Baja Blastoma
I’m not a doomer “law doesn’t matter anymore!” guy, but even so, I don’t believe anyone in the chain of command is gonna be criminally prosecuted for these murders. Our criminal legal system has long been allergic to holding people at the top accountable. And then you have the inevitable pardons…
The fall guy. Though he is probably also guilty of first degree murder.
December 1, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I’m not a doomer “law doesn’t matter anymore!” guy, but even so, I don’t believe anyone in the chain of command is gonna be criminally prosecuted for these murders. Our criminal legal system has long been allergic to holding people at the top accountable. And then you have the inevitable pardons…
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
TFW you hear a child say “six seven”
November 30, 2025 at 5:22 AM
TFW you hear a child say “six seven”
The number of the Briest
November 26, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The number of the Briest
One “sign of fatigue” is being asleep during an Oval Office meeting where you are the focal point of the event
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
One “sign of fatigue” is being asleep during an Oval Office meeting where you are the focal point of the event
TFW you’re listening to the guitar solo from “Pablo & Andrea” by Yo La Tengo.
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 PM
TFW you’re listening to the guitar solo from “Pablo & Andrea” by Yo La Tengo.
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getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
getting a case dismissed because the prosecutor is fake has always been a fever dream of the most desperate criminal defense clients. can't believe for once it actually happened.
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[low pitched Bishop’s voice]: I’m going hungry…
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
[low pitched Bishop’s voice]: I’m going hungry…
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
[high pitched Pope’s voice]: GOIN’ HUNGRYYYYYYYYYEEEAAAAHHHH
All this talk of bamboo made me want to hit my favorite local trail.
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
All this talk of bamboo made me want to hit my favorite local trail.
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I’m thinking about getting into the journalism biz
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m thinking about getting into the journalism biz