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Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)

Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.

Bless your heart.
I think my favorite thing about this guy is how plain-looking he really is.

Can you imagine making your appearance your entire personality — and the amount of money he spends on it — to achieve being a gay 5 if we’re being generous?

Via @willsommer.bsky.social

open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Meet Clavicular, the Looksmaxxing, Drugged-up Streamer Taking Over the Internet
He lives in a roided-out hell of his own devising. Now we’re stuck in it with him.
open.substack.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Y’all.
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
This article is just beginning to end whining. These people are such fucking losers, so they've created a world where this is their reality and it's normal to bitch and moan and cry and whine for days on end about a 15-minute musical performance that isn't about them. www.foxnews.com/sports/bad-b...
Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show ignites Trump's fury, divides viewers
Latin trap artist Bad Bunny performs Super Bowl halftime show almost entirely in Spanish, sparking backlash from Americans who tied the performance to immigration debates.
www.foxnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Oh my fucking god
Kerryman who is married, living and working legally in the United States for >20 years has been incarcerated by US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (Ice) since September 2025.

Profoundly disturbing report by Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social
www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
‘Absolute hell’: Irish man with valid US work permit held by Ice since September
Seamus Culleton has been in a detention facility in Texas for nearly five months despite having no criminal record
www.irishtimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
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Really cannot be emphasized what a bunch of losers these ppl are. They are so absolutely scared of the outside world that theyve sealed themselves in real tight to an alternate reality where they think they are ascendant rather than just ignored at best.
This is the most entertaining game of the night
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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This was the USSR's policy
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Llora más, hijo de puta.
Trump crashes out over Bad Bunny’s halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I mean damn.
“god bless America” meaning the continents of North and South America is going to give the worst people alive a collective aneurysm :)
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
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OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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“The only thing more powerful than hate is love.”

MAGA wanted you to boycott this.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Hahahahaha Bad Bunny holy shit
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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It’s half time, and that means it’s time for one of America’s most enduring and beloved traditions: mediocre white people being unproductively furious at having to notice brown people
February 9, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Lmao nailing it
going great already lmfaoo
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Brantley’s kids’ daddy is jerking it with pedophiles on the Trinity Broadcasting Network.

Take that to career day.
But you're not performing at halftime of the Super Bowl. You're doing a performance at the same time in an entirely different location. These are different things, Brantley.

www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...
February 8, 2026 at 1:07 PM
By the way, the thing about Bad Bunny performing in a dress was a rumor, something he never said, but mark my words, when he doesn’t perform an a dress tomorrow, MAGA is going to say he caved, or otherwise try to take it as a win.
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Uh oh Traitor Tulsi
The Guardian - NSA detected a phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to President Trump. A whistleblower says DNI Tulsi Gabbard blocked sharing of the report and took it to the White House chief of staff. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2...
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
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It's so funny how many people have had their brains pickled by X and Fox News and can't believe that SF remains one of the most amazing cities in the world.
February 7, 2026 at 9:07 PM
It is a mystery
February 7, 2026 at 5:37 AM
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FWIW this is more or less how white conservatives destroyed multiracial democracy after emancipation. That & paramilitary violence, but of course they would never... oh yeah they're doing that too.
Here's @rickhasen.bsky.social detailing the scenario in which Trump uses search warrant to seize ballot boxes in a contested 2026 locale. This is more worrisome than ICE at the polls. Hasen also suggests ways to act against this now.

It's harrowing stuff:

newrepublic.com/article/2062...
February 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Erika Kirk dressing up like the window display at Ashley Furniture whenever JD is around does not qualify as “people like him.”
Reporter: Did you see that the VP Vance got booed at the Olympics?

Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Hey Tim Scott, did you already put your dignity back in the vault?
BREAKING: Trump says he 'didn't make a mistake' with his racist video post.

Q:  "A number of Republicans are calling on you to apologize for that post. Is that something you're going to do?"

Trump: "No, I didn't make a mistake."

He adds later: "I guess it was a take off on the Lion King."
February 7, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now www.wonkette.com/p/trump-fed-...
Trump Fed Kicks Schnauzer Puppy In Memphis, Because That's What Happens Now
Nothing is too on the nose.
www.wonkette.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Katie Britt's Fundie Baby Voice Just SICK About Little Liam, Bless His Heart!

Britt is total garbage, and so is this Confederate-Mommy-washing piece about her in the New York Times.

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Katie Britt's Fundie Baby Voice Just SICK About Little Liam, Bless His Heart!
Katie Britt is total garbage, and so is this Confederate-Mommy-washing piece about her in the New York Times.
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February 6, 2026 at 11:19 AM