Evan Hurst
@evanhurst.substack.com
Managing editor of http://wonkette.com, executive editor/proprietor of The Moral High Ground (SUBSCRIBE HERE: http://evanhurst.substack.com)
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
Southern, dog person, lover of music and food.
Bless your heart.
lol Grenell is such a little crybaby bitch www.joemygod.com/2025/12/gren...
Grenell Vows To Sue Musician For $1M For Canceling Kennedy Center Show Due To Dear Leader's Renaming - Joe.My.God.
The Associated Press reports: The president of the Kennedy Center on Friday fiercely criticized a musician’s sudden decision to cancel a Christmas Eve performance at the venue after the White House an...
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December 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
lol Grenell is such a little crybaby bitch www.joemygod.com/2025/12/gren...
Well?
![Tucker Carlson: "What's [AOC] like?"
Matt Gaetz: "Before Jan. 6 she was incredibly chummy with Republicans, she would regularly come over to our side, sit down, hang out... after Jan. 6 she treated us all like we had horns or something."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73t3muu2pudsajp7a2fj3aly/bafkreiagl3tmxesoqw6lydhcwey52rczco3joc2m4x3kz4yv7ojrekk6ci@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Well?
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RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
December 26, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RFK: “Where did all this autism come from? It never existed when I was a kid!”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
“A Christmas Story”, a 1983 movie based on a 1971 memoir about a childhood in the 1930s: “This is my brother Ralphie. He has a ton of sensory issues and behaviors we don’t understand. Every family has a child like him.”
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The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 AM
The numbers are in. More people watched the bootlegged 60 Minutes CECOT segment than watched Trump’s Kennedy Center Honors on CBS.
It’s literally Russian disinformation that MAGA bitch trash is whining is being “censored”
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
It’s literally Russian disinformation that MAGA bitch trash is whining is being “censored”
Spoiler, but he only pretends to care about Christians when it gives him a pretext for murdering non-white people.
Trump on Christmas: “Tonight, at my direction as Commander in Chief, the United States launched a powerful and deadly strike against ISIS Terrorist Scum in Northwest Nigeria.”
December 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Spoiler, but he only pretends to care about Christians when it gives him a pretext for murdering non-white people.
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Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
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IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
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Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
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December 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
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IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
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Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
evanhurst.substack.com/p/pope-says-...
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
evanhurst.substack.com/p/pope-says-...
Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
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December 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Pope Says If You Turn Away Strangers, You Turn Away God Himself. Got That?
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
evanhurst.substack.com/p/pope-says-...
IS THAT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU, TRUMP NAZIS?
Yes, I wrote this up on Christmas, so read/share/subscribe, etc.!
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It’s real fuckin simple.
“Pope Leo said in a Christmas Eve sermon on Wednesday that the story of Jesus being born in a stable because there was no room at an inn should remind Christians that refusing to help the poor & strangers today is tantamount to rejecting God himself.”
Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas
Obvious to any REAL Christian. #MerryChristmas
Pope Leo, on Christmas Eve, says denying help to poor is rejecting God
Leo has made care for immigrants and the poor key themes of his early papacy.
www.reuters.com
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
It’s real fuckin simple.
Bored on Christmas Eve? Read this new Christmas classic, which is also the most popular post on my newsletter EVER.
Then subscribe, and maybe become a paid subscriber, for Christmas!
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Then subscribe, and maybe become a paid subscriber, for Christmas!
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'Heather Cox Richardson Stole My Wife' Is Feel-Good Hit Of The Holiday Season!
Strap in, you're about to laugh A LOT.
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December 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Bored on Christmas Eve? Read this new Christmas classic, which is also the most popular post on my newsletter EVER.
Then subscribe, and maybe become a paid subscriber, for Christmas!
evanhurst.substack.com/p/heather-co...
Then subscribe, and maybe become a paid subscriber, for Christmas!
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White House Dementia Care Unit Tells Trump He’s Designing A Great Big Boat! www.wonkette.com/p/white-hous...
White House Dementia Care Unit Tells Trump He’s Designing A Great Big Boat!
Boat day! Boat day! Boat day! Boat day! Boat day!
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December 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
White House Dementia Care Unit Tells Trump He’s Designing A Great Big Boat! www.wonkette.com/p/white-hous...
So is Pam Bondi planting forgeries to try to discredit all upcoming Epstein revelations about Trump, kinda like when Kash “finds” a bullet at a crime scene that says “TRANSGENDUR DID IT”?
Is that where we are?
Is that where we are?
December 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So is Pam Bondi planting forgeries to try to discredit all upcoming Epstein revelations about Trump, kinda like when Kash “finds” a bullet at a crime scene that says “TRANSGENDUR DID IT”?
Is that where we are?
Is that where we are?
Entirely possible she’s just an idiot.
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Entirely possible she’s just an idiot.
Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Oh ho ho, Bari Weiss gets ultra-snippy when the purity of the intentions behind her hackery are questioned!
CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead.
All these people belong in prison.
All these people belong in prison.
December 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
CHRIST. It's like a Putin-asslicking contest, and the guy at the end -- who literally runs the Kremlin's sovereign wealth fund -- might not even be in the lead.
All these people belong in prison.
All these people belong in prison.
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If you’re still working at CBS “News” after they paid the bribe you’re not in journalism
“One of Ms. Weiss's suggestions was to include an interview with Stephen Miller…”
“Ms. Weiss also questioned the use of the term ‘migrants’ to describe the Venezuelan men who were deported, noting that they were in the United States illegally…”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
“Ms. Weiss also questioned the use of the term ‘migrants’ to describe the Venezuelan men who were deported, noting that they were in the United States illegally…”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/21/b...
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
If you’re still working at CBS “News” after they paid the bribe you’re not in journalism
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Never change, Bari Weiss
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Never change, Bari Weiss
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chatterton doesn't really post here but i would love his thoughts on of his most famous episodes given today's events.
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
chatterton doesn't really post here but i would love his thoughts on of his most famous episodes given today's events.
Bari Weiss should not be able to leave her house without being humiliated, should not be able to take a shit without somebody laughing at her for the rest of her fucking life
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BREAKING: 60 Minutes Correspondent Says Trump Story Was Spiked For Political Reasons
In an email to her colleagues, Sharyn Alfonsi said that CBS News Editor in Chief Bari Weiss spiked a story about the Trump administration and El Salvador prisons for political reasons.
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December 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Bari Weiss should not be able to leave her house without being humiliated, should not be able to take a shit without somebody laughing at her for the rest of her fucking life
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Zero. Really we should look at every corporation/institution that has caved to Trump through the lens of who there might have been an Epstein kid toucher with Trump.
What are the chances that the Trump regime is *not* demanding money and favors from powerful people in exchange for redacting their names and faces in the Epstein files?
December 20, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Zero. Really we should look at every corporation/institution that has caved to Trump through the lens of who there might have been an Epstein kid toucher with Trump.
Looks to my layman’s eye like they’re covering up a whole lot of Trump being a child rapist!
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Looks to my layman’s eye like they’re covering up a whole lot of Trump being a child rapist!
Chad, Brad and Thad couldn't figure out how to make Chad's mid-century modern go with Thad's medieval sex swing and Brad's collection of giant English settees. But they did it, and it’s FABULOUS.
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'This Is What The Wall Street Journal Has Come To? Legitimization Of Three-Way Sodomy?!'
ANOTHER Christmas miracle from the comedy gods.
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December 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Chad, Brad and Thad couldn't figure out how to make Chad's mid-century modern go with Thad's medieval sex swing and Brad's collection of giant English settees. But they did it, and it’s FABULOUS.
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So I’ve heard the redactions cover up all the times where Trump is touching children.
December 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
So I’ve heard the redactions cover up all the times where Trump is touching children.
'This Is What The Wall Street Journal Has Come To? Legitimization Of Three-Way Sodomy?!'
Friday newsletter just dropped, I cannot stop laughing.
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Friday newsletter just dropped, I cannot stop laughing.
evanhurst.substack.com/p/this-is-wh...
'This Is What The Wall Street Journal Has Come To? Legitimization Of Three-Way Sodomy?!'
ANOTHER Christmas miracle from the comedy gods.
evanhurst.substack.com
December 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
'This Is What The Wall Street Journal Has Come To? Legitimization Of Three-Way Sodomy?!'
Friday newsletter just dropped, I cannot stop laughing.
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Friday newsletter just dropped, I cannot stop laughing.
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Trump's Handpicked Fluffers Surprise Trump By Fluffing His Name Onto Kennedy Center www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-han...
Trump's Handpicked Fluffers Surprise Trump By Fluffing His Name Onto Kennedy Center
(They actually cannot do that.)
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December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Trump's Handpicked Fluffers Surprise Trump By Fluffing His Name Onto Kennedy Center www.wonkette.com/p/trumps-han...